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dwbakerjr

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It was a mystery fit only for the great Sherlock Holmes.

The morning after every full moon, a member of a college fraternity would be found dead in the frat hall on the fourth floor. The victim was crushed and there were tire tracks on the floor. Holmes was called into the case.

It became apparent that a student who was not frightened was a young Japanese man named Nagawa, who quickly became the object of Holmes's suspicion.

The evening of the next full moon, peering through the keyhole of Nagawa's room, Holmes saw that the student was no longer there, and in his place was a Japanese compact car!!!

The next morning Holmes confronted Nagawa. "When the moon is full, you become an automobile, and you run over your fellow students on the fourth floor."

"But how could you possibly have deduced that?", gasped Nagawa.

Holmes replied, "Elementary, my Were-Datsun!!!"
 
I howl in agony at that pun.

I heard they couldn't come up with a name for the Japanese compact and when the CEO had enough he told marketing, "I want a name tomorrow!"

To which they replied (in accent) Dat-soon?

No offense intended; take it in the spirit given!
 
((Dat soon?)) lol

Epilog to above mystery. After the guy was 'found out', he (like most fictional criminals) attempted to get away. But the authorities soon cornered (no pun intended, of course) him, and in a fit of panic he again turned into the compact car. But out of control with anxiety, his transmission overheated, and he exploded in a HUGE blast.

It was raining Datsun cogs for hours.......
 

The only thing better than a good pun is a bad one. :)

These are GREAT! ;) :p :p

LOL! :p
 
no prob... tune in tommorrie and we'll chat about fishing in Galveston, or flying south for the winter, or furniture for royalty...

PS / I agree, "The only good pun, is a bad pun"...
 
Gotta LOVE bad puns!! ROTFLOL!!!
 
I'm trying not to laugh and not being very successful! Thanks dwbakerjr and alabamaalan!
 


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