No worries GB. I was really just checkin in...take your time.
Hey Jordan! I am HOPING to finish formatting pics this afternoon so I can post tomorrow!
Howdy and

First off, thank you for reading. I appreciate you taking the time to read through the entire TR. It is a lot to take in, that much I'll admit.
A couple of comments.
As to length, back in Episode 1, I did point out that this was a Trip Report for 7 trips, rather than just one. In fact if you read the episode list, you'll realize that this is a report about a total of 22 days spent at The World over the course of 22 years. Given the number of days and trips involved, this TR really isn't all that long by DIS Boards standards.
Do I like to type? Not as such. But I LOVE to write, and I love to read. Was I thinking out loud, not really. In most cases I let an episode sit for a least a day or two, sometimes more before I return to it and do some more updating. That is simply my style of writing. Have there been some one offs where I had to "crank one out"? Sure.
As to the two things you gleamed from reading, may I share "Life's Lesson number 254?" "Never offer unsolicited parenting advice." This of course falls after "Life's lesson number 253" which is "Never fart in a chimney...bad things happen." (So I guess that negates your second observation.)
In all seriousness, you will find that the DIS Boards is about more than simply planning a vacation. It is a place to meet new friends and find a community of folks willing to accept your quirks and like you anyway. If I may offer some advice from an old timer, it's best to only participate in this type of banter with folks you've interacted with before. For some great examples of this, I'd refer you to the completed TR section above. Look for reports by 1000thhappyhaunt and Zzub. (Just know that they may be bit long for your liking)
Finally, there is not a requirement to reply to every thread you read. (Heaven knows I would have had a post count in the tens of thousands if that were so.) Over the past 12 years I've read countless TR's. Many were not my style. The board etiquette is simply to move on to the next topic. If you feel you MUST reply, it's better to do so by Private Message. Not because you are going to hurt the OP's feelings, but so that you don't get flamed by other posters. Remember, it's about community and finding common ground.
I do hope to see you around the boards. Please don't feel that I'm angry or upset. I have thick skin and can take a critique. I just don't want to see someone new to this community being attacked.
So fellow posters, I ask that you please DON'T.
I'm off to church now. (To follow your suggestion of more time with the girls.) Oh, and concerning that, I do have a happy announcement for my next episode concerning my work schedule. But that's getting ahead of myself.
Adios!