Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 pg 1010 post 15150!!!

[OrangeBlossom15]

holy cow everyone!

Ah ! I thought I was the only fool up this early ! Holy Cow Sarah!

Off to wake the kiddies

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

I agree!

There you are!

Hi Tat!
Hi Orangie!

I see you scared away Dan!

Hi Love!

Another pick on dan hour from the peanut gallery.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Wow if that is legitimate Dan, that is pretty amazing!

sure is legitmate, I have some other really good stories from a girl that went out on mission trips for the last year.

My day was great Sarah!!!! As I said yesterday I got that call from the one agency offering me this job I interviewed for but I wanted to hold off for the better job. I was afraid to turn it down in case the better job didn't come through. so I asked them if I could have until this afternoon to give them my answer.

at 9:00 a.m. this morning that same agency called and wanted to know if I was taking the job. I didn't answer the phone and let it go into my VM. I put them off and then finally when I couldn't take it anymore I called the better job, which was not thru an agency, so more money for me, and said I am being persistent as I really want this job, can you tell me if I got it or not. So the girl took my message and in minutes she called me back. She said can you come in at 1:30 and it was already 12:30 and I wasn't even dressed. I said yes I can, well I threw myself together, literally and was there by 1:15 and it's a 25 mile drive! She was late as she got tied up and I sat there until a little after 2 PM, then she came in, took me in her office and said I would like to offer you the job, do you want it? I said yes, that is why I was so persistent and kept calling you. She said well I'm glad you did as I wanted to call you this morning and got tied up. So my persistance paid off and I now have the better of the two jobs.

I had to go and take a drug test so as soon as the drug test comes back I can start. It could be Monday or it could be Tuesday. She said they'll call me the minute it comes in and I start the next day.

Party time everybody!!!

Yeah, I would do a party for you, but you posted one above and it will not let me do any more smilies, unless I steal yours.

Hold on


You have just been a victim of smilie snatching.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

SHARKY ON TOP AND SHARKY THE ONE TO FLIP THIS BAD BOY OVER TO 900 PAGES!!!!!!!!!



WHO IS THE QUEEN NOW????

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!


SHARKY

SHARKY

SHARKY

Way to go sharky.


The smilie snatching has happened again.

hahahaha go suck an egg smarty!

ahh motherly love.

 

[OrangeBlossom15]

Another pick on dan hour from the peanut gallery.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

I do like me some planters peanutes. Dry roasted rock.

 

[Leger13]

I HIT 17,000 POSTS!!!!!!

WTG Sharky! Congrats!

You can get all the updates you need on the dark side!

hehehe love the dark side

My day was great Sarah!!!! As I said yesterday I got that call from the one agency offering me this job I interviewed for but I wanted to hold off for the better job. I was afraid to turn it down in case the better job didn't come through. so I asked them if I could have until this afternoon to give them my answer.

at 9:00 a.m. this morning that same agency called and wanted to know if I was taking the job. I didn't answer the phone and let it go into my VM. I put them off and then finally when I couldn't take it anymore I called the better job, which was not thru an agency, so more money for me, and said I am being persistent as I really want this job, can you tell me if I got it or not. So the girl took my message and in minutes she called me back. She said can you come in at 1:30 and it was already 12:30 and I wasn't even dressed. I said yes I can, well I threw myself together, literally and was there by 1:15 and it's a 25 mile drive! She was late as she got tied up and I sat there until a little after 2 PM, then she came in, took me in her office and said I would like to offer you the job, do you want it? I said yes, that is why I was so persistent and kept calling you. She said well I'm glad you did as I wanted to call you this morning and got tied up. So my persistance paid off and I now have the better of the two jobs.

I had to go and take a drug test so as soon as the drug test comes back I can start. It could be Monday or it could be Tuesday. She said they'll call me the minute it comes in and I start the next day.

Party time everybody!!!

Yay!! Congrats QM!! So, is this new job permenant or another temp? I hope either way that it's great!

NOW THIS IS DRUNK

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him to let them take him home.
He says NO -- he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from the party, the police pull
him over. They check his license and ask him to get
out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the
police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking
place in a house around the block. The police tell the
party animal to stay put, they'll be right back and they
run around the corner to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going
to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for
him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They
ask if Mr. Smith is there and his wife says yes. They ask
to see him, and she replies that he is in bed with the flu
and has been there all day.

The police still have his driver's license. They ask to
see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
car, so she takes them to the garage.

She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is
the police car, with all its lights still flashing.



True story;
told by the driver at his first AA meeting.

now THAT'S funny! I've gotta tell chris this one.

SHARKY ON TOP AND SHARKY THE ONE TO FLIP THIS BAD BOY OVER TO 900 PAGES!!!!!!!!!



WHO IS THE QUEEN NOW????

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!


SHARKY

SHARKY

SHARKY

I love how QM asked you not to steal her thunder and then BAM! I knew even before I turned the page that you were gonna be the first poster.

 

[Leger13]

 

[lovebuzzandwoody]

Another pick on dan hour from the peanut gallery.

Who you callin' a peanut mister?

I do like me some planters peanutes. Dry roasted rock.

Take it from me... do not accidentally buy the unsalted ones! ICK! They taste like wood.

 

[lovebuzzandwoody]

CONGRATS ON THE JOB QM!!!

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Who you callin' a peanut mister?

Take it from me... do not accidentally buy the unsalted ones! ICK! They taste like wood.

All you guys are peanuts that were teasing me.

I dont like unsalted either, but never ate wood so can not compare that way.

Hey dont canadians eat wood?

Or is that just beavers?

 

[Disneydad99]

It's only you, Sarah and I left right now I think. Who do you think will be the one to be on top of the 900th page?

who will get it?

SHARKY ON TOP AND SHARKY THE ONE TO FLIP THIS BAD BOY OVER TO 900 PAGES!!!!!!!!!



WHO IS THE QUEEN NOW????

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!


SHARKY

SHARKY

SHARKY

well of course its Sharky & she was not even trying....again!!!!

holy cow everyone!

Holy Cow!!!! Everyone....its Party time...

LeeSee's party is Tonight!!!

 

[Trentmom]

HOly COw ALL!!!


I finally got my camera developed and wanted to show you my little Power Ranger:

 

[Trentmom]

I was left alone too long here tonight,LOL. Now you and your families will be ready for a holiday sing along,

I enjoyed all the songs

holy cow everyone!

Holy Cow Sarah

Way to go sharky.


The smilie snatching has happened again.


ahh motherly love.

THank You

Can't ya just feel the love

WTG Sharky! Congrats!



:l love the dark side




Yay!! Congrats QM!! So, is this new job permenant or another temp? I hope either way that it's great!



now THAT'S funny! I've gotta tell chris this one.



I love how QM asked you not to steal her thunder and then BAM! I knew even before I turned the page that you were gonna be the first poster.

You know me so well

who will get it?



well of course its Sharky & she was not even trying....again!!!!







Holy Cow!!!! Everyone....its Party time...

LeeSee's party is Tonight!!!

Of course

awesome...have fun Leesee

 

[Disneydad99]

HOly COw ALL!!!


I finally got my camera developed and wanted to show you my little Power Ranger:

great pic...Love the Power Ranger!!!!

& the Mickey Ears over the window...

 

[Trentmom]

great pic...Love the Power Ranger!!!!

& the Mickey Ears over the window...

Thank You

Thank you

DH did the Mickey Mouse Head cutout

 

[Trentmom]

Leger, LOVE your new avatar!!!!

So Cute

 

[kindakrazy2]

Holy Cow everyone!

Love the power ranger Sharky! He is so little! Seems like a million years ago that mine were that little!

Leger - love the new avi!

 

[Disneymommom]

WTG Sharky! Congrats!



hehehe love the dark side




Yay!! Congrats QM!! So, is this new job permenant or another temp? I hope either way that it's great!

Thanks Carla!!! NO this is actually a permanent job that I got on my own, no agency involved at all. I don't have to take a lower salary so that the agency can get rich!!!

now THAT'S funny! I've gotta tell chris this one.

Yes, that one made me laugh out loud!

I love how QM asked you not to steal her thunder and then BAM! I knew even before I turned the page that you were gonna be the first poster.

Yea! Do you believe her? I bet you wouldn't do that to your mom! She knew what I was doing and then bam, she slammed me and took my thunder!! What a spoiled brat she is, don't you all agree?

 

[Disneymommom]

Name the carols described in each riddle
1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas

2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres

3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling

4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors

5. The apartment of two psychiatrists

6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist

7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis

8. Decorate the entryways

9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element

10. Oh small Israel urban center

11. Far off in a haybin

12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole

13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season

14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation

15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season

16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully

17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in
the dark hours

18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction

19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe

20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense
organ?

21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which
vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck

22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster

23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans

24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation,
darling

Sorry everyone, don't bother trying to guess I was not able to get the link to the answers to work!!! HOpe it doesn't drive anyone crazy trying to figure them out and never knowing the answers!