Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 pg 1010 post 15150!!!

[Trentmom]

You are evil and must be destroyed!

The best part, I was not even trying....just catching up

 

[Disneymommom]

The best part, I was not even trying....just catching up

hahahaha go suck an egg smarty!

 

[Disneymommom]

O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!

Led by the light of faith serenely beaming,
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
O'er the world a star is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the wisemen from out of the Orient land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!

Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!​

 

[Disneymommom]

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!​

 

[Disneymommom]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night. ​

 

[Disneymommom]

< Back the Christmas Songs List
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
(by Elmo and Patsy)



CHORUS:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door
into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.

CHORUS

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!

CHORUS

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair
in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and
neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Sing it, Grandpa!

CHORUS​

 

[Disneymommom]

Jolly Ol' St. Nicholas

Jolly ol' Saint Nicholas,
lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
what I'm going to say:
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
now, you dear old man
Whisper what you'll bring to me;
tell me if you can.

When the clock is striking twelve,
when I'm fast asleep
Down the chimney, broad and black,
with your pack you'll creep
All the stockings you will find
hanging in a row
Mine will be the shortest one,
you'll be sure to know

Bobby wants a pair of skates,
Suzy wants a sled
Nellie wants a picture book,
yellow, blue, and red
Now I think I'll leave to you
what to give the rest
Choose for me, dear Santa Claus;
you will know the best.​

 

[Disneymommom]

Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."
Down to the village,
With a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.​

 

[Disneymommom]

The following is a list of trivia questions. Write your answers down, and check them by clicking on answers at the bottom of this page. Or print both and enjoy.
Clicking on the number will take you to the answer as well....work the questions from 106 to 1 and you will not see the answers in advance of the next question.




1 In Frosty the Snowman, who brought Frosty back to life?

2 Who lost $8,000 in It's a Wonderful Life?


3 In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, what biological shortcoming made the Grinch so mean?


4 Who tells you she's in town by tap, tap, tappin' at your windowpane?


5 What is the biggest selling Christmas single of all time?


6 What was Scrooge's first name?


7 Where was I when I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?


8 What was the name of Rudolph's dogsled driving friend?


9 Who said "God Bless Us, Every One!"?


10 What carol contains the line "O tidings of comfort and joy"?


11 In The Night Before Christmas I sprang from my bed to see what?


12 Name the three reindeer whose names begin with a "D"?


13 In the song "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" what did Grandma go to get?


14 What was the first gift my true love sent on the sixth day of Christmas?


15 In what city did Miracle on 34th Street take place?


16 In It's a Wonderful Life, how did Clarence cleverly save George's life?


17 Who kept time with the Little Drummer Boy?


18 In The Night Before Christmas, where were the stockings hung?


19 What is the name of the little girl in most versions of The Nutcracker?


20 What is the last ghost called in A Christmas Carol?


21 What color is the Grinch?


22 How many pipers piping did my true love give to me?


23 In the movie The Santa Clause, who starred as the substitute Santa Claus?


24 What was Rudolph's punishment for his red nose?


25 In A Charlie Brown Christmas, who plays the dusty innkeeper in the Christmas play?


26 What did the traffic cop holler to Frosty?


27 What holiday drink contains sugar, milk, and eggs?


28 What popular bite-sized chocolate candy comes wrapped in red and green foil at Christmas?


29 What Saturday Evening Post artist was known for his whimsical pictures of Santa Claus?


30 What one reindeer is never mentioned in "The Night Before Christmas"?


31 St. Nick's beard is like what feature of winter?


32 Name the two reindeer whose name begins with a "C"?


33 In It's a Wonderful Life, what did Clarence receive for accomplishing his mission: wings or a halo?


34 What carol contains the word "Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la"?


35 In the "Nutcracker" section of Fantasia, what fungi dance the Chinese dance?


36 What did the Grinch use as a substitute for reindeer?


37 Wo were nestled snug in their beds?


38 What 1990 movie told of a boy's experience when two men break into his house during Christmas?


39 What fruit is St. Nick's nose like?


40 What glittery bits of metal are hung on a Christmas tree?


41 In It's a Wonderful Life, what kind of spirit is Clarence?


42 What were Frosty's last words?


43 What piece of heavenly apparel does the Littlest Angel not wear correctly?


44 What is Charlie Brown's complaint about Christmas?


45 What instrument does Amahl play as he leads the procession in Amahl and the Night Visitors?


46 On what street did a Santa Claus miracle occur?


47 Counting Rudolph, how many reindeer are there?


48 What happened to the drummer boy's lamb when he played his song for the Baby Jesus?


49 What did Rudolph never get to join in?


50 What Emmy Award winning cartoon was based on a newspaper editorial?


51 What carol is known as the counting song?


52 Where did there arise such a clatter?


53 What type of canned pie filling is a big seller at Christmastime?


54 What three characters sing "The Chipmunk Song"?


55 What gift did Caspar bring?


56 In It's a Wonderful Life, what part of George's house is always broken?


57 Traditionally, does the oldest or youngest family member open the first present?


58 What carol demands figgy pudding?


59 What flower does Moore compare St. Nick's cheeks to?


60 Whose eyes were made of coal?


61 What song was originally titled "One Horse Open Sleigh"?


62 What holiday film annually appears on television more than 300 times?


63 In It's A Wonderful Life, what two friends share their names with two Sesame Street characters?


64 What is Frosty's nose made of?


65 How does Scrooge improve Cratchit's life the day after Christmas?


66 What country started the tradition of exchanging gifts?


67 In A Charlie Brown Christmas, what winter recreation is the cast of characters doing in the opening scene?


68 What are tiny, inexpensive gifts usually called?


69 Name the reindeer whose name begins with a "B"?


70 What W.W.II First Lady wrote a Christmas story about a girl named Marta?


71 What non-smoking association sponsors Christmas seals?


72 Visions of what dance in children's heads?


73 How many times is the name of Santa Claus used in "The Night Before Christmas"?


74 What is the most popular tree topper?


75 What song contains the line "Although, it's been said, many times, many ways"?


76 What did the Little Drummer Boy give to the Christ Child?


77 What snack is often left out for Santa?


78 In It's a Wonderful Life, who starred as George Bailey?


79 What cola company was known for its ads featuring a big, smiling Santa?


80 What does Alvin want for Christmas?


81 Who wrote "The Night Before Christmas?


82 What does the nutcracker become after killing the Mouse King?


83 What men's grooming appliance became a sled for Santa in commercials of the sixties?


84 What do most elves wear on the tips of their shoes?


85 After red and green, what are the two most popular Christmas colors?


86 What song contains the line "Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me"?


87 What popular Christmas toy is based on a 1903 political caricature?


88 Who first recorded "Here Comes Santa Claus"?


89 What song does a caroler sing outside Scrooge's office?


90 What two words are normally pre-printed on gift tags?


91 Where was Mommy when she was kissing Santa Claus?


92 What film told the plight of a poor mountain family during the days of the Depression?


93 On every street corner you hear what song?


94 What was Brenda Lee doing around the Christmas Tree?


95 In A Charlie Brown Christmas, how many cents does Lucy charge for her psychiatric services?


96 Elvis Presley recorded what sad song in the fifties?


97 In "Winter Wonderland" the lovestruck couple pretends a snowman is who?


98 What parade was first held January 1, 1886?


99 What song is full of threats and warnings about Santa Claus?


100 Where did Santa land his sleigh in "The Night Before Christmas"?


101 Who yelled "Stop" to Frosty?


102 In It's A Wonderful Life, what did George dream of becoming?


103 What is the name of the first reindeer Santa calls in The Night Before Christmas?


104 What is the name of the most famous Christmas ballet?


105 What is the theme or essence of "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day"?


106 Who wrote A Christmas Carol?​

 

[Disneymommom]

Name the carols described in each riddle
1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas

2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres

3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling

4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors

5. The apartment of two psychiatrists

6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist

7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis

8. Decorate the entryways

9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element

10. Oh small Israel urban center

11. Far off in a haybin

12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole

13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season

14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation

15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season

16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully

17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in
the dark hours

18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction

19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe

20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense
organ?

21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which
vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck

22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster

23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans

24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation,
darling

 

[Disneymommom]

O little town of Bethlehem,
How still we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by;
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
The everlasting Light;
The hopes and fears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight.


For Christ is born of Mary,
And gathered all above,
While mortlas sleep, the angels keep
Their watch of wondering love.
O morning stars, together
Proclaim the holy birth!
And praises sing to God the King,
And peace to men on earth.


How silently, how silently,
The wondrous gift is giv'n!
So God imparts to human hearts
The blessings of His heav'n.
No ear may hear His coming,
But in this world of sin,
Where meek souls will receive Him, still
The dear Christ enters in.


O holy Child of Bethlehem!
Descend to us, we pray;
Cast out our sin and enter in,
Be born in us today.
We hear the Christmas angels
The great glad tidings tell;
O come to us, abide with us,
Our Lord Immanuel. ​

 

[Disneymommom]

Up on the rooftop reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Clause
Down thru the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones
Christmas joys

Chorus
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with
Good Saint Nick

First comes the stocking
Of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa
Fill it well
Give her a dolly
That laughs and cries
One that will open
And shut her eyes

Repeat Chorus

Next comes the stocking
Of little Will
Oh, just see what
A glorious fill
Here is a hammer
And lots of tacks
Also a ball
And a whip that cracks

Repeat Chorus​

 

[Disneymommom]

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
Children laughing, people passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas Day

Strings of street lights, even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green
As the shoppers rush home with their treasures
Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch
This is Santa's big scene
And above all the bustle you hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas Day​

 

[Disneymommom]

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents on the tree

Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love-light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams

"I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents on the tree

Christmas time will find me
Where the love-light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams"

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams...​

 

[Disneymommom]

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a turkey and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you​

 

[Disneymommom]

I was left alone too long here tonight,LOL. Now you and your families will be ready for a holiday sing along,

 

[Disneymommom]

Goodnight Thread!

 

[Disneymommom]

Goodnight Thread!

Goodnight Q.M. Sweet Dreams!

 

[OrangeBlossom15]

My day was great Sarah!!!! As I said yesterday I got that call from the one agency offering me this job I interviewed for but I wanted to hold off for the better job. I was afraid to turn it down in case the better job didn't come through. so I asked them if I could have until this afternoon to give them my answer.

at 9:00 a.m. this morning that same agency called and wanted to know if I was taking the job. I didn't answer the phone and let it go into my VM. I put them off and then finally when I couldn't take it anymore I called the better job, which was not thru an agency, so more money for me, and said I am being persistent as I really want this job, can you tell me if I got it or not. So the girl took my message and in minutes she called me back. She said can you come in at 1:30 and it was already 12:30 and I wasn't even dressed. I said yes I can, well I threw myself together, literally and was there by 1:15 and it's a 25 mile drive! She was late as she got tied up and I sat there until a little after 2 PM, then she came in, took me in her office and said I would like to offer you the job, do you want it? I said yes, that is why I was so persistent and kept calling you. She said well I'm glad you did as I wanted to call you this morning and got tied up. So my persistance paid off and I now have the better of the two jobs.

I had to go and take a drug test so as soon as the drug test comes back I can start. It could be Monday or it could be Tuesday. She said they'll call me the minute it comes in and I start the next day.

Party time everybody!!!

Awesome Mommom !


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[kindakrazy2]

holy cow everyone!