Bad Joke Thread

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We don't take kindly to puns 'round these parts.
 

I don't get it.



But I have one!

What's a pirate's favorite video game?
Answer: DD ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
I don't get it...
 
So this mushroom walks into a bar...and everybody got really excited because they had heard he was a real FUN GI :rotfl2:
 
This Pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender hands over the beer and says "hey, is that a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate says "Aarrrr...yes, and it's driving me nuts". :rotfl:

I'll stop for now.
 
Two flies meet on a fresh piece of dog feces for lunch...half way through lunch, one of the fly's "breaks wind"...The other fly looks up at him and says "HEY PAL!... DO YOU MIND!...I"M EATIN' HERE!"

:rotfl2:
 


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