Baby Gender Reveal at MK!???

[cabanafrau]

I think now may be a good time to inform everyone reading that I can open my office door & have half a dozen attorneys in here ready to prepare my claim for infringement on my intellectual property.

 

[EMom]

Tinkerbelles wand could glow in the appropriate color and could be presented to the couple as a keepsake! Thus removing the workers comp claims form the fireworks AND allowing Disney to sell such wand at 500x the actual cost of it, since it flew with Tinkerbelle!!

That's a decent idea, but why limit it to one proposition? For the power couple with tens of thousands to spare, you get Tink's Explosive Announcement!!! in your choice of pink or blue. (Extra charge for boy/girl twins) A second couple, with perhaps only a few thousand, would get the colored GenderWand.

The possibilities are endless.

 

[cabanafrau]

I am also registering the coordinating Glow With the Show Ears Reveal with the patent and trademark office as of now.

 

[EMom]

I think now may be a good time to inform everyone reading that I can open my office door & have half a dozen attorneys in here ready to prepare my claim for infringement on my intellectual property.

Fine. I can argue that while the two ideas have minimal elements in common, yours is more a pure fireworks concept, while mine is a Grand GenderFart Extravaganza.

I have to go. Using the word "fart" has made me realize that I can include a scent element to all this for an upcharge. Bubblegum for boys and cotton candy for girls. As the colored fireworks......ummm, GenderFarts......trail across the sky, you will inhale the scent of gender. It is GENIUS, I tell you!

 

[cabanafrau]

Fine. I can argue that while the two ideas have minimal elements in common, yours is more a pure fireworks concept, while mine is a Grand GenderFart Extravaganza.

I have to go. Using the word "fart" has made me realize that I can include a scent element to all this for an upcharge. Bubblegum for boys and cotton candy for girls. As the colored fireworks......ummm, GenderFarts......trail across the sky, you will inhale the scent of gender. It is GENIUS, I tell you!

The copyright and trademark for Grand GenderFart Extravaganza are all yours as my gift to you in the negotiations.

 

[EMom]

The copyright and trademark for Grand GenderFart Extravaganza are all yours as my gift to you in the negotiations.

There will be no charge imposed for the Silent, But Deadly Farts which occur at random times/places during the day at WDW and are generally associated with those who are too......frugal.......to pay for the Grand GenderFart Extravaganza and instead opt for a plain old, "We're having a boy/girl" from the doctor.

But seriously.....What can one expect from that sort?

 

[keri125]

Or did you specifically mention gender colored fireworks emanating from Tink's nether regions? (I picture them spewing in a conical fashion.)

Ok, I swore I was not going to get sucked in to this conversation because I could care less about gender reveals, at WDW or anywhere else, but this??? I was taking a drink of water at my desk and it made me snort water through my nose! HILARIOUS!

 

[Turn the Page]

Fine. I can argue that while the two ideas have minimal elements in common, yours is more a pure fireworks concept, while mine is a Grand GenderFart Extravaganza.

I have to go. Using the word "fart" has made me realize that I can include a scent element to all this for an upcharge. Bubblegum for boys and cotton candy for girls. As the colored fireworks......ummm, GenderFarts......trail across the sky, you will inhale the scent of gender. It is GENIUS, I tell you!

Good, good. Only problem is, in my humble opinion, the scents of bubblegum and cotton candy are too similar to be easily discernible from each other. Perhaps select scents that are easier to tell the difference between like steak for boys and hydrangeas for girls?

 

[DisneyElite4]

This has gotten absolutely hilarious!

 

[JLKennedy]

Please don't do a balloon release. Terrible for the environment. You don't want the animals at Animal Kingdom ingesting the balloons when they come down, do you? Why don't you have the information in an envelope, go out to a romantic dinner, and open it then? Isn't that what this is really about -- building your family together? Not some over-the-top empty gesture?

AGREE AGREEE AGREE! Despite the fact that is polluting not just our Earth, certain sea animals tend to eat balloons and plastic bags as that look like jellyfish to them. IF this was permitted by Disney, as much as I love them, I'd boycott until I die.

 

[EMom]

Good, good. Only problem is, in my humble opinion, the scents of bubblegum and cotton candy are too similar to be easily discernible from each other. Perhaps select scents that are easier to tell the difference between like steak for boys and hydrangeas for girls?

Here's the deal. It's late and after Wishes. The guests will be herded out. If they sniff steak, they can at least but a skewer of meat, but who does that late at night, especially for a kid? And no one is going to buy a hydrangea on the way out. But jack the kiddies up on bubblegum or cotton candy aromas and you can sell the heck out of sugary snacks all the way to the gate!!! At hyperinflated prices!

WDW needs to hire me. Now.

ETA: I am amending the name to Grand GenderSparkleFart Extravaganza.

 

[Disney Khaleesi]

For real???? Why in the world do teachers let this happen? Is this a 'thing' now?

Yes, it's a thing. It's infectious. A lot of the teachers get in on it. If you have a teacher who isn't supportive, it isn't that difficult to find a teacher who is. Even for our most recent prom a classmate of mine missed nearly an entire class (which he happens to be failing) to videotape his friend asking his girlfriend to prom. He videotaped the set-up and the girl being asked, which took the entire hour. The worst part? Our school SRO escorted them around the school and acted as their pass from class. It's so stupid.

 

[Turn the Page]

Here's the deal. It's late and after Wishes. The guests will be herded out. If they sniff steak, they can at least but a skewer of meat, but who does that late at night, especially for a kid? And no one is going to buy a hydrangea on the way out. But jack the kiddies up on bubblegum or cotton candy aromas and you can sell the heck out of sugary snacks all the way to the gate!!! At hyperinflated prices!

WDW needs to hire me. Now.

ETA: I am amending the name to Grand GenderSparkleFart Extravaganza.

Good point. However, there is one flaw to your plan. WDW doesn't sell bubble gum. Perhaps cotton candy scent for girls and chocolate chip cookies for boys?

 

[luvthemouse71]

Heh heh, It would be really confusing if TinkerBill was flying the night of the gender reveal. Now, that I would want to see.

"it's a ?????"

 

[goofyintoronto]

Now I'd stop dead in the middle of Main Street for an announcement like that. I'd slow to a crawl to find out she was birthing a litter of kittens.

Yeah, WDW could get rich off this. When Tinkerbell flies from the castle at the end of Wishes, couples forking over several thousand dollars could hold their breath, waiting to see if the fireworks streaming from Tink's nether regions were pink or blue. It's a BOY! It's a GIRL! Think of the potential revenue!

my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!! So funny!!

 

[EMom]

Good point. However, there is one flaw to your plan. WDW doesn't sell bubble gum. Perhaps cotton candy scent for girls and chocolate chip cookies for boys?

I can work with you on that and might be willing to cut you in for a small percentage. Don't get greedy, though. I can always go Dole Whip for a boy.

 

[Turn the Page]

I can work with you on that and might be willing to cut you in for a small percentage. Don't get greedy, though. I can always go Dole Whip for a boy.

I hadn't actually considered asking for a cut of the proceeds but if you're offering who am I to turn down free money? My mama didn't raise no fool lol.



I do love a good Dole Whip.

 

[wendy46001]

Here's the deal. It's late and after Wishes. The guests will be herded out. If they sniff steak, they can at least but a skewer of meat, but who does that late at night, especially for a kid? And no one is going to buy a hydrangea on the way out. But jack the kiddies up on bubblegum or cotton candy aromas and you can sell the heck out of sugary snacks all the way to the gate!!! At hyperinflated prices!

WDW needs to hire me. Now.

ETA: I am amending the name to Grand GenderSparkleFart Extravaganza.

Will the Grand Gender Sparkle Fart Extravaganza be avalible to second children? Because think this just might be the ticket to getting DH onboard with Kid #2.

Of course we'd need extra light up hat for 1st child who's obviously will be scarred for life as they didnt get the same treatment

 

[NewRVLady]

I have never been nor invited to a gender reveal party. I've had a couple of friends reveal the gender at their baby shower. One had a white cake that was pink on the inside, the other had a guessing game (those that guessed girl got a little bag with pink M&Ms). But they were regular baby showers with a surprise.

I really wonder how anyone can have a baby shower nowadays without finding out the sex of the baby.

20 -30 some odd years ago we didn't do ultrasounds that often-no one knew. the stores were full of white, yellow and green newborn things
Nowadays-forget it. I looked and could not find any clothes non gender specific! It was weird.

 

[EMAW_KSU]

I really wonder how anyone can have a baby shower nowadays without finding out the sex of the baby.

It is not that hard.