Attraction Ideas (That Will Never Be Built)

[Sawx04]

Eiffel Tower of Terror.

I’d like to see a full scale Eiffel Tower at Epcot with ToT elevator drop sequence.

 

[Swank]

The Jungle Boogie Cruise

Somalia Pirates of the Caribbean

The Scary Adventures of Betty White

 

[DisneyKevin]

The Swiss Miss Family Tree House- a hot chocolate stand with alot of stairs.

Test Tube Track - a high speed ride through a laboratory.

Splash Brokeback Mountain - a dull boat ride through pretty scenery with gay ranchers as your guides.

 

[dalt01]

saddle up.............

 

[dalt01]

............muppet squishen 3d..............the little barmaid.............honey i shrunk the package (ouch).........................el rio de snoozoo.......................and they could of course improve on its a small world by giving everyone a bucket of softballs when you get on the boat.

 

[LSURyan]

Dalt01, softballs on It's A Small World...I like the way you think.

If those Robinsons were so darn inventive, how about an escalator or something. Or a telescope down here on the ground so I can check out their crib. I won't climb up those stairs, not even if there were an actual Swiss Miss waiting for me at the top.

 

[OKW Lover]

El Rio de Tempo - a dull boat ride through music land where the tempo of the music changes randomly from 4/4 to 3/4 to 6/8, etc.

 

[OKW Lover]

Its a Small World of Energy. Where Ellen and Bill Nye appear in some of the scenes of children around the world.

 

[OKW Lover]

Pirates of the Jungle Cruise - a horrible storm blows a pirate ship off course and they wind up in the rivers of the world going around and around looking for the way out.

 

[OKW Lover]

DinoSoarn' - A simulated hangglider flight over prehistoric earth while Dinosaurs try to bite your legs as you fly by.

 

[OKW Lover]

The Tree of the Wonders of Life - never mind, its closed.

 

[jsoren11]

Mono with Rayles (the world of chest congestion)

Swimming tour of Bay lake (followed by Mono with Rayles)

Character SPOT (oops! Pluto had an accident near city hall)

Flash Mountain (shirts up for pictures on the big drop!!)

 

[OKW Lover]

Mission Spaceship Earth: Orange - half way through the ride inside the ball, your car breaks lose and spins you around while it roller coasters down to the unload area.

 

[OKW Lover]

Oh France! - France finally comes up with the money to put in the other 4 screens to complete the circlevision theater.

 

[dalt01]

ya awrite?...............ya gonna make it?............i just had a small seizure from all that green.

 

[wishspirit]

The only one I can add (because I am not that talented to think up anything witty) is that my boyfriend calls the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland Paris 'Brown Thunder'!

For the obvious and disgusting reasons....

 

[OKW Lover]

Toad Hall of Presidents - You go on a merry chase trying to run down dead presidents.

 

[OKW Lover]

Grand Catastrophe Canyon Concorse - On the way to your room at the Contemporary your elevator suddenly goes wild at the same time the sprinklers go off.

 

[dalt01]

its alivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveee

 

[NC Belle]

New MK tour:

The Tom Sawyer/Huck Finn Experience: Spend the day with these guys. You will be provided with a free bucket of paint and brush to help these guys complete Aunt Polly's fences around the world. There will be lunch provided which includes all you can eat smoked turkey legs.