Ask Me Anything: Ask Carolfoy Anything

[saratogagirl]

Hi Babe

Kelly Jones he's not - but he is a sweetie

I need to know about the knife too ?

I think we have no chance of ever getting Mr Churchill in a tent !!


another hippy dippy horray!

 

[tony64]

OK, Me or Matt?? Settle the ongoing Debate here!

Don't you mean Mini Matt or Matt

 

[pokemon_master]

Don't you mean Mini Matt or Matt

Erm.. Excuse Me?

It's Matty Mouse, thank you very much... Nah Just kidding. I hope not to be a Mini Matt... That means that I'll be Matt's Son, which means that Carol and Matt will be married!!!

How many wifes does Matt need? (Oh wait, better ask him that!!! )

 

[Boss Hogg]

only kidding sweetie, get your butt to the ging gang gooley and i'll make it up to you

Yeah that'll make me come

 

[Boss Hogg]

OK, Me or Matt?? Settle the ongoing Debate here!

Do you agree that the whole of the DIS revolves around Two Matts, one a good, young, pokemon liking, responsible person who has never had alcohol or smoked before and the other is a Alcoholic, irresponsible person whose life exists to make the Sunday Night chats living hell for Kev? If so, which Matt is the Good one?? (Mind you when I do try alcohol what I just said could be out the door!!! )

Now this is starting to get out of hand!! I'll answer these few-
Me naturally!
I've no interest in making Kev's life a living hell, it just happens that way! I'm not irresponsible or alcoholic, well, maybe just one of them!!
And, there is nothing wrong with alcohol and I will not hear a bad word said about it

 

[tony64]

Matt we've got to go to the Ging gang gooley, Don't you know that it's welsh for Major P"%*'up in a field by the stream in the valley with the white church next to the house of ill repute?

 

[carolfoy]

Hi Mummy! Wow I just caught up! You guys have waaaay too much time on your hands!!!!! I am loving your answers; by the end of it everyone will haved peed themselves and you would probably have a billion tags from the TF!

Here are some questions:

If the Tag Fairy were to give you a Tag, what would you want it to say?

Why is my Favorite Colour Yellow?

Why are my parents idiots for buying a vista computer?

By the end of this, what do you reckon your post count will be?

Will you stick around more when this is over?

Do you reckon everyone will know you more when this is over?

Are you having fun at the moment?

(Questions above will go to Janet too!)

And here are some just for you:

OK, Me or Matt?? Settle the ongoing Debate here!

Do you agree that the whole of the DIS revolves around Two Matts, one a good, young, pokemon liking, responsible person who has never had alcohol or smoked before and the other is a Alcoholic, irresponsible person whose life exists to make the Sunday Night chats living hell for Kev? If so, which Matt is the Good one?? (Mind you when I do try alcohol what I just said could be out the door!!! )

What's a Pelvic Floor?

What is the meaning of life?

What do you reckon you'll have to do to get Stephen Fry to turn straight??

Why don't you want to meet me?? Am I too much like Callum for your Disliking??? Nah..

If you could organise a get together without someone you haven't met, who would you met? (Cough Me Cough..)

(Ignore the next question if I am getting too personal; don't mean to offend you or make you too upset!!!!)

You seem to have your run-ins in life.. Callum, Sister, An "Old Fogey" forgetting to post your birthday.. Are you a really positive person in reality??

And finally...

What's the Meaning of Life???









Just wanted to have those posted again as I thought those were really funny!!!!

my new tag would have to read 'is personally responsible for the booming sale in Tena Lady'
your yellow colour is due to your orange aura, you are sunny and positive, you like the simple things in life and enjoy the company of a few but very close friends. The yellow also shows a strong need for adventure although it would have to be within your comfort zone!
re: the vista, definately not - see my answer on your thread
I think my post count will be a million - I can't believe its only tuesday I feel like I've been interrogated for weeks
I can't stick around any more - I'm on here every day as it is! but I may never be able to type again due to repetitive strain injury
I am having fun but I've no idea if anyone will feellike they know me better, i guess they will, I feel like I know all the previous participants better
Ha, you will of course, always be my favourite Matt you little love you. but that may change when you discover the joys of vodka. t'other Matt is just a big cuddly bear really (he just likes to put on this hard front)
if you really don't know what a pelvic floor is ask your mum, oh, sorry you are aren't you? well its that muscle that stops you weeing when you sneeze/cough/laugh,
I answered the meaning of life before - look back about three million pages!
Stephen Fry? I have no idea - all the best men are taken or gay, its just a fact of life
I do want to meet you hon, but Callum even more so. he thinks its great theres someone more obsessed with pokemon than him!
a Dis meet with people I haven't met would involve, Johnny, Cochise, Saratogagirl and crispywelsh, Florida sun, Minniespal, Strommie, Natalielongstaff, lisash, Netty, and someone else, who was it? something master, sorry, can't remember! (hee hee you of course!)

of course i'm a positive person, if it don't kill you Matt it makes you stronger, personally I think you are a really strong person. the comment you once made when you said you didn't want to be 'cured' of aspergers shows that you are settled in yourself, you have accepted your strengths and weaknesses and you aren't afriad to buck the society that states you should be this or that or what they percieve as 'normal' a big well done to you!

 

[carolfoy]

Hi Babe

Kelly Jones he's not - but he is a sweetie

I need to know about the knife too ?

I think we have no chance of ever getting Mr Churchill in a tent !!


another hippy dippy horray!

i'll tell you all about the knife at the meet - its really nothing to write home about
I think we have to tempt Mr Churchill into th etent with promises of mucho beer and vino then we zip him up.

 

[carolfoy]

Matt we've got to go to the Ging gang gooley, Don't you know that it's welsh for Major P"%*'up in a field by the stream in the valley with the white church next to the house of ill repute?

 

[Boss Hogg]

Matt we've got to go to the Ging gang gooley, Don't you know that it's welsh for Major P"%*'up in a field by the stream in the valley with the white church next to the house of ill repute?

I've said it before and I'll say it again - not while I have breath in my body! Unless said campsite is near a nice B&B!

 

[tony64]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - not while I have breath in my body! Unless said campsite is near a nice B&B!

Sorry I missed off the last bit "and the really nice B&B".

 

[tony64]

Carol being a travel agent can you find a camp site in wales with a nice B&B for the Churchills , Stringers ..........................& Bucklands

 

[saratogagirl]

Tony an excellent translation of the true meaning of Ging Gang Gooley, I am proud of you.

I would also like to add that I dont wee in buckets, I make my wees before bed, and then if I need to go wake Ian up to accompany me to the toilet block. Carol will it be ok to wake you up to accompany me ?

I also dont need to be slapped to stop snuggling you Matt, a gentle prod will suffice !!

Carol have you ever had vodka jelly would you like some ??

 

[wilma-bride]

Evening Mrs - thought I might try and get a word in with all these gobby fellas

Here are my last questions for today - beware, though, my husband is away for 2 days from tomorrow so I will have LOADS of time to DIS

Where's nice this time of year?

Have all the male members of the DIS suddenly got hugely opinionated - or have they always been like that?

Inspired by Half Ton Hospital, how fat would you have to get before you thought 'Enough is enough'

Favourite ice-cream flavour?

Who makes your heart beat faster?

Favourite song at the moment?

Should Billy the Wand be arrested immediately?

If he'd made you a balloon model, what would it have been?

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

What time do you think the others will leave you alone so you can eat and sleep

 

[saratogagirl]

will you smoke with me at the Ging Gang Gooley ?

There is no need to have Joh in with you in the tent, not on my account, I am harmless, I just drink, smoke, sing, chatter and then fall asleep on Churchill people ....

 

[wilma-bride]

will you smoke with me at the Ging Gang Gooley ?

That's right, rub it in for us non-smokers

 

[saratogagirl]

eat ?? sleep ?? how very dare you !!

 

[Boss Hogg]

I also dont need to be slapped to stop snuggling you Matt, a gentle prod will suffice !!

But Ian says a gentle prod will not wake you normally!

 

[saratogagirl]

bet you have one Joh !!

 

[saratogagirl]

and he is correct