Ask Me Anything: Ask Carolfoy Anything

[tony64]

Fav. perfume
Fav. Car
Fav. Place to eat
Fav. colour
Fav. football player
Best you ever had
Worst you ever had
worst you ever had

 

[carolfoy]

Do you have any nicknames?

What about when you were younger?

Have you ever done the dirty on someone?

What is the biggest lie you have ever told?

What is the most terrible thing you've ever done to someone?

What would be the worst thing that a friend could ever do to you?

Would you ever have an affair with a married man?

What is your favourite outfit?

Do you have a 'pulling' top/outfit?

What would be your ideal meal - 3 courses!

my friend Elaine always calls me 'Bridge' short for Bridget Jones, of whom I'm the original role model! I was always J.D. Hogg at school (see Matt - we have loads in common)

yes, I was an unfaithful person if that's what you meant. I was with a lovely guy who was in the army when I was about 18, he was sweet and kind and loyal and faithful and everything a girl should want in a man. But he was no Adam my Adam was reckless, dirty, sexy, hopeless and naughty! come, on, tell me, which one would you have wanted?

I really can't remember telling a lie, I can't help telling the truth even if its not appropriate, I'm always telling people what they don't want to hear if they ask me 'am I moody/fat/spotty?' if you really don't want to know don't ask!

the most terrible thing I've ever done was stick a knife in someone!

the worst thing a friend could ever do to me would be to hurt my child - after that she or he would no longer be a friend (or walk!)

would I? not knowingly - I think its a rotten thing to do and I certainly wouldn't do it if I knew the wife (whether I liked her or not) when you get divorced its amazing how many of your husbands 'friends' and friends' husbands crawl out of the woodwork and proposition you but I think its the novelty value involved! of course, its been such a long bloomin' time since I was propositioned by anyone this may all go out the window

fave outfit, it changes every week which is partly why I don't spend a lot on clothes, this weekend it'll be my slinky black dress and red peep toe shoes

ha ha! pulling? me? fat chance!

ideal meal

creamed garlic mushrooms and homemade fresh bread followed by sea bass with creamed spinach, sauteed potatoes, and loads of veg. pudding I've never got room for but I always really fancy a creme brulee - they make a great one in Le Cellier

 

[carolfoy]

Fav. perfume
Fav. Car
Fav. Place to eat
Fav. colour
Fav. football player
Best you ever had
Worst you ever had
worst you ever had

fave perfume is YSl Opium
fave car Aston Martin DB9, my friend Graham has one but he won't let me drive it!
fave place to eat Gordon Ramseys at Claridges or Rick Steins at Padstow - unfortunately have been to neither for around 2 or 3 years
fave colour - red, best in shoes, lipstick and thongs!
fave football player was and is the King Cantona - those thighs, that arrogance! yummy yummy if you're gonna walk the walk you may as well talk the talk!
best? why sunday of course - oh, sorry Tony I thought meant hug from a DISser no, really, chris the 20-something (I was 29 and thought he was around 26/27 - dirty floozie!)
worst? steven when I was 18 - it was a case of 'is that it?'

worst scare I had? coming round in intensive care to find my mum, dad and gran crying by my bedside thinking they'd lost their only remaining child.

 

[crispywelsh]

Good Evening Ms Foy

ok Me, Matt or Tony ?

any tattoos or piercings ?

Do you think I am going to look like Mervyn the PotNoodle miner ?

Is Callum looking forward to kicking a ball about with me on the Ging Gang Gooley meet ?

With regards to the Ging Gang Gooley Meet :

Will you trust my BBQ food and eat it ?

Will you be glad of my camping stove for your morning coffee ?

Will you share a pee bucket with Jules rather than traipse to the toilet block in the middle of the night ?

Will you make Claires dreams come true and carry her around on our picnic blanket (she thinks its a flying carpet)

Are you sorry you agreed to the Ging Gang Goolie ??

 

[wilma-bride]

Who did you knife

Why did you stop smoking?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Is Callum going to be going hungry this week

Are you

Can I share a tent with you on the ging gang gooley camping trip so you can save me from tarantulas

 

[crispywelsh]

I forgot, wheres the ex live, I can round up a DIS possy, Matt, Kev, Tony, Gary and Me - nobody hits a woman ...

 

[tony64]

How did you see in the millenium, can you remember back that far?

 

[Boss Hogg]

I forgot, wheres the ex live, I can round up a DIS possy, Matt, Kev, Tony, Gary and Me - nobody hits a woman ...

Unless it's giving your missus a clip round the ear to wake her up and get off me

 

[Lisash]

Do you think we will have run out of questions by the end of the week?

Grow old gracefully or bit of a nip & a tuck?

Are you looking forward to Callum bringing home girlfriends?

What kind of MIL will you be?

 

[carolfoy]

Good Evening Ms Foy

ok Me, Matt or Tony ?

any tattoos or piercings ?

Do you think I am going to look like Mervyn the PotNoodle miner ?

Is Callum looking forward to kicking a ball about with me on the Ging Gang Gooley meet ?

With regards to the Ging Gang Gooley Meet :

Will you trust my BBQ food and eat it ?

Will you be glad of my camping stove for your morning coffee ?

Will you share a pee bucket with Jules rather than traipse to the toilet block in the middle of the night ?

Will you make Claires dreams come true and carry her around on our picnic blanket (she thinks its a flying carpet)

Are you sorry you agreed to the Ging Gang Goolie ??

ah, well Ian, you, Matt or Tony, what's a girl to do? can I have all three please?
no tattoos, I really don't like them, I have nightmares about the country being full of tattooed grannies in 50 years time! just regular ear piercings, sorry - boring!
nah I don't think you look like Mervyn, can you please look like Kelly Jones?
Callum can't wait for the ging gang gooley -you wouldn't believe for a second this kid is used to 5 star hotels, I will definately trust your bbq food Ian, if you give me salmonella I'll look on it as a positive dietary experience.
I will adore your camping stove and may even bring my own
nope - i don't do pee buckets - I empty out last thing and definately don't giggle til morning (and keep quiet about pee buckets - joh's still not convinced)
Claires barking anyway, after a few drinks she'll be floating around on her own
I'm defiantely not sorry, I think it'll be great.

I just have to tell everyone in work that I've agreed to another meet - they think you're all a dodgy cult anyway.

 

[carolfoy]

I forgot, wheres the ex live, I can round up a DIS possy, Matt, Kev, Tony, Gary and Me - nobody hits a woman ...

don't worry about the ex - who do you think I stuck the knife in?

(and i honestly don't condone violence at all, but it was great)

 

[carolfoy]

How did you see in the millenium, can you remember back that far?

my friend Hayley and i went to a private party - it was really nothing fantasmagorical and our blokes disappeared so we ended up snogging each other at midnight

 

[carolfoy]

Who did you knife

Why did you stop smoking?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Is Callum going to be going hungry this week

Are you

Can I share a tent with you on the ging gang gooley camping trip so you can save me from tarantulas

nearly missed you there joh, sorry, see above for answer but I'll explain it all when I see you - its not nearly as bad as it sounds
why did i stop? just because i ran out of duty frees! I won't pay english prices for them, but i do believe that smoking is the best thing ever! its so great, its worth stopping so when I start again I can really appreciate it!
I do believe in it, but its never happened to me nor is it likely to, but gotta keep on hoping!
Callum has already asked why I'm not speaking to him
this is so frantic? shall I just publish a bloody book and you can read it all instead?
you can share a tent with me hon, and I'll save you from the tarantulas, cockroaches, snakes, killer bees, rhinos and all other weird and wonderful wild Welsh stuff like Ian and Jules

 

[florida sun]

Right then Mrs....


Thanks for the invite to dinner, Im ready when you are, however if you had to choose 5 famous people (DEAD OR ALIVE) to sit us next to, who would you choose and why??

Can you speak any other languages???

Do you ever wish you had more than one child??

Do you believe in fate??

 

[carolfoy]

Do you think we will have run out of questions by the end of the week?

Grow old gracefully or bit of a nip & a tuck?

Are you looking forward to Callum bringing home girlfriends?

What kind of MIL will you be?

I bloody well hope so, my two typing fingers are sore already
neither -grow old disgracefully - I'm getting a pvc mini skirt and fishnet stockings when I'm 50
I'm pretty sure Callum will bring home a boyfriend - too much female influence unfortunately either way, I'm cool with that. I just hope he grows a little harder, he's too soft and sensitive
MIL? probably really cool as long as I don't have to babysit or anything, I pretty much plan to be long gone from these here parts by the time he's settling down

 

[carolfoy]

Right then Mrs....


Thanks for the invite to dinner, Im ready when you are, however if you had to choose 5 famous people (DEAD OR ALIVE) to sit us next to, who would you choose and why??

Can you speak any other languages???

Do you ever wish you had more than one child??

Do you believe in fate??

5 famous peeps? Walter Disney of course, I'd like to thank him for bringing together such a wonderful community of people (well apart from Matt, but even Walts dreams weren't perfect )
Stephen Fry just because if he wasn't gay I'd marry him, all that intelligence and wit is just sooooo sexy!
I'd like a good chat with Adolf Hitler just because everything he did was so abominable, I'd like a chance for him to justify his actions to me and for me to persuade him to give up his nazi dreams and join a hippy trail preaching love.
Marilyn - I'd like to know what really happened that night and I'd like her to know she was, and still is, loved and that there is no need to become a victim to depression
Jason Statham for eye candy only - he probably doesn't even have anything much to say but I wouldn't invite him for the chat
I speak French and Spanish badly! I can translate basic Italian (but that's more down to my Latin schooling)
no, as I said before you can't improve on perfection and I've got a real star!I totally believe in Fate, I think that's why I have never really studied hard or made any real effort with my life - I've a hippy dippy attitude that something will sort itself out, at some time.

 

[crispywelsh]

Unless it's giving your missus a clip round the ear to wake her up and get off me

thats different Matt, you never wake her otherwise

 

[Boss Hogg]

(well apart from Matt, but even Walts dreams weren't perfect )

Steady on now, I'll get a complex!

 

[pokemon_master]

Hi Mummy! Wow I just caught up! You guys have waaaay too much time on your hands!!!!! I am loving your answers; by the end of it everyone will haved peed themselves and you would probably have a billion tags from the TF!

Here are some questions:

If the Tag Fairy were to give you a Tag, what would you want it to say?

Why is my Favorite Colour Yellow?

Why are my parents idiots for buying a vista computer?

By the end of this, what do you reckon your post count will be?

Will you stick around more when this is over?

Do you reckon everyone will know you more when this is over?

Are you having fun at the moment?

(Questions above will go to Janet too!)

And here are some just for you:

OK, Me or Matt?? Settle the ongoing Debate here!

Do you agree that the whole of the DIS revolves around Two Matts, one a good, young, pokemon liking, responsible person who has never had alcohol or smoked before and the other is a Alcoholic, irresponsible person whose life exists to make the Sunday Night chats living hell for Kev? If so, which Matt is the Good one?? (Mind you when I do try alcohol what I just said could be out the door!!! )

What's a Pelvic Floor?

What is the meaning of life?

What do you reckon you'll have to do to get Stephen Fry to turn straight??

Why don't you want to meet me?? Am I too much like Callum for your Disliking??? Nah..

If you could organise a get together without someone you haven't met, who would you met? (Cough Me Cough..)

(Ignore the next question if I am getting too personal; don't mean to offend you or make you too upset!!!!)

You seem to have your run-ins in life.. Callum, Sister, An "Old Fogey" forgetting to post your birthday.. Are you a really positive person in reality??

And finally...

What's the Meaning of Life???

you'd probably be better off asking him
no I know I do that really annoying thing of singing the shopping list round Tescos, you know,
'lets get the milk, ta di dah, now the fish, ta di dahhhhhh
where's the yogurt la la laaaa
we need some veg ta di dahhhhhh!'
what you mean I'm the only one who does that? that's probably why it annoys him then

I would say a great big resounding and I'd dance like a banana!

I do drive although that is probably up for discussion in its self! what really annoys me is garage workers who expect me to know what is wrong with my car -I mean do they know how many flights go from Heathrow to Hong Kong every day?

I love 'computer says no' although I'm not a fan of Little Britain, I love to say it to really old people who don't get it!

I think we are siblings love, or I'm your sister in law (much better but I will lead you astray! )

I don't have any funny tales - I'm boring and introverted!



ok, when I was in India I was in a group of 8 people, when you enter the Taj Mahal you are subjected to a frisk search for security. the rest of my group went through but when it was my turn the girls who were supposed to be frisking me took a pocket camera out and took photos - I thought this was all part of the security but they were taking ages and then taking pics of themselves with me -the rest of the group I could see through the barrier and they'd all gone through in a few seconds so I thought 'hang on, this isn't right' I called Dushyant over to ask them what the hell they were doing, it turned out they thought I was famous and the rest of the group were my entourage I've no idea who they thought I was but it was hilarious. there are hundreds of Indian pilgrims with me in their photo albums as everyone was taking pics.

seychelles please if you're paying, probably maldives if I'm paying no. I think I'd do my nut in either one as they're too quiet, I need something to do

love Ice cream but not the cornet, love those Calyppo orange ice lolly things - as long as its not on a lollly stick as that makes me feel sick [[cringe]]

caribbean sea if I'm naked love pools though especially private infinity ones (I was made for a much better life)

hot date is what I want - girlie night out is what I get
posh frock is very me but I love the thought of fancy dress, what's the theme? I went to one once and the theme was ' your house has caught fire - come as you are' it was lovely as I could go in my jammies - very comfy!

Just wanted to have those posted again as I thought those were really funny!!!!

 

[carolfoy]

Steady on now, I'll get a complex!

only kidding sweetie, get your butt to the ging gang gooley and i'll make it up to you