o'malleyalleycat
Earning My Ears
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- Jan 15, 2006
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Growing up as a kid in the Northeast NY area........watching afternoon cartoons on WPIX 11 or Channel 5............Tom and Jerry? More fun when they show a Droopy Dog.........Woody Woodpecker......hope that one with niagra falls is on.........Magiila Gorilla with Richochet Rabbit........wonder if it'll be Breezly and Sneezely or Yippe , Yappee and Yahooey as the third cartoon
in the mix?...........OHHHH that darn TVPIX again.........nope, nope, not watchin Magic Garden..........................COMMERCIAL TIME...........ohno......
...................here it comes.....AGAIN........"ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS
YOUR LOVE OF EVERYTHING, BEAUTIFUL MT AIRY LODGE"
and thus the seed was planted for the most "memorable" commercial jingle of that time in history for tv viewers in the surrounding Pocono's advertising
market......not five past the hour......not ten past the hour.....not fifteen
past the hour.......not even the half hour mark of a one hour show............no.
EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK. THERE IT WAS....AGAIN........................
"ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOUR LOVE OF EVERYTHING,BEAUTIFUL MT
AIRY LODGE"...................................................................
To further inspire you this would almost always be followed by a promo commercial for its sister lodge The Pocono Gardens Lodge..........................
sung in a manner by a lilting chorus that could easily cure and put to sleep the most stubborn insomniac............they would "sing" to you...............
"226-0841 The Pocono Gardens Lodge" within the 30sec to 60sec time frame
that number was drummed ever so ez listening style into your head, 4 or 5 times.
The Poconos Gardens Lodge commercial had the neat trick of having the number posted on the back of the horse carriage that was being shot for the commercial as it went to and fro through what appears to be endless pathways through unimaginative shrubbery. Almost as if to say "Beautiful Mt Airy Lodge is where the action is.........but, if you're ever interested in
being BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL?!?!?!?!!?????.............Then just dial 226-
0841 The Poconos Garden Lodge"
As for the Beautiful Mt Airy Lodge commercial......here was a commercial that even a kid could pick up on, not necessarily put into words but something awkward about the commercial....and yes there was.
Looking back on it now one can see THIS COMMERCIAL SCREAMED AT YOU.
SCREAMED AT YOU with the message, "OH YES WE ARE CHEESY, WERE BEHIND THE TIMES, WE ARE SO LOW BUDGET ITS PITIFUL,NO REPAIRS DONE FOR 15 YEARS,BUT C'MON YOU'LL LOVE IT ANYWAY, THROW AWAY YOUR TASTE, YOU'VE GOT MONEY YOU CAN WASTE, AT BEAUTIFUL MT AIRY LODGE"
Hmmmmmmmm.......but were we being fair to Mt Airy Lodge? After All what's in a commercial? It's just to catch your interest, and they must do well to
afford ALL that advertising?
We might picture a ping pong table with chipped ends, dented balls ,rackets broken or stripped of rubber coating. Possibly the ski rentals haven't even been upgraded from wooden skis, the baseball/softball equipment sitting in a shed during the winter where the snow and ice can stiil get in and weather the equipment beyond use. Lucky if 2 out the 10 arrows for archery purposes aren't broken ,as well as 2 out the ten bows. The bullseye target practically worn away against the bale of hay it's tied to for target practice.
We might picture rust along the interior walls, carpeting that has worn away spots for no other reason than repeated walking and how long would it take to wear out carpet from that ? Years?
Cigarette stains on carpet as well as ANY OTHER place you could think of.
Bugs and Bubble gum Stains? That might be going to far .
Stains left in the heartshaped tubs, .......STAINS IN THE TUBS?????............
to far indeed.
No. There is no way Beautiful Mt Airy Lodge could be as bad as the
impression their commercials gave you........................................
My dear fellow Disers, not only was it that bad, but after some investigating
through the internet of past posted reviews of the place?
ALL OF THE CHILDHOOD SUSPICIONS WERE CONFIRMED AND THEN SOME!!!!!!!
I've read reviews of the ceiling of a rooms bathroom caving in, beds falling apart, rugs that haven't been maintained in who knows how long, bugs ,bubblegum, yep stains in the 'ol heart tubs, cigarette stains here and there, dilapedated being an all encompassing descriptive word, rust and leak stains all round, to swim in the pool you were brave or nuts,etc,.
Stories of the last owner of the place instructing the operators to tell people it is 50 degrees and sunny when there's two feet of snow.
People buying package deals and then finding there are extra fees for.......using the pool table and as such???? Extra fees for things, in fact that they were TOLD would be covered in their package.
Sadly the owner did himself in right on the property in a house that appeared to be the majesty of the property. Some remarks found about him suggest possible psychotic and/or insane tendencies.
They ended up closing officially I believe 2001- 48 MILLION IN DEBT.
Would not be suprised to learn if that was due to unpaid advertising bills.
Let us not forget Entertainment so low budget, even many a Wedding or Bar Mitzvah must have rejected.
When " AND THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST" is the funniest and wittiest line your comedian can come up with, it's time to call it a night.
Now to be fair to those who have gone to Mt Airy Lodge and had a good time with memories to cherish ,good for you. Nothing to be ashamed of,I imagine in its heyday when it first opened up it was quite the place. It WAS KNOWN
for a while as even being A Celebrity hangout of the NorthEast.
Unfortunately by the mid to late 70's it had become a parody of itself leading to a nightmare of an ending by 2001.
So, any stories to share? Anyone else remember the commercials?...............
Then let's sing it together, ready? 'ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOUR LOVE OF EVERYTHING, BEAUTIFUL MT AIRY LODGE"
in the mix?...........OHHHH that darn TVPIX again.........nope, nope, not watchin Magic Garden..........................COMMERCIAL TIME...........ohno......
...................here it comes.....AGAIN........"ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS
YOUR LOVE OF EVERYTHING, BEAUTIFUL MT AIRY LODGE"
and thus the seed was planted for the most "memorable" commercial jingle of that time in history for tv viewers in the surrounding Pocono's advertising
market......not five past the hour......not ten past the hour.....not fifteen
past the hour.......not even the half hour mark of a one hour show............no.
EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK. THERE IT WAS....AGAIN........................
"ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOUR LOVE OF EVERYTHING,BEAUTIFUL MT
AIRY LODGE"...................................................................
To further inspire you this would almost always be followed by a promo commercial for its sister lodge The Pocono Gardens Lodge..........................
sung in a manner by a lilting chorus that could easily cure and put to sleep the most stubborn insomniac............they would "sing" to you...............
"226-0841 The Pocono Gardens Lodge" within the 30sec to 60sec time frame
that number was drummed ever so ez listening style into your head, 4 or 5 times.
The Poconos Gardens Lodge commercial had the neat trick of having the number posted on the back of the horse carriage that was being shot for the commercial as it went to and fro through what appears to be endless pathways through unimaginative shrubbery. Almost as if to say "Beautiful Mt Airy Lodge is where the action is.........but, if you're ever interested in
being BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL?!?!?!?!!?????.............Then just dial 226-
0841 The Poconos Garden Lodge"
As for the Beautiful Mt Airy Lodge commercial......here was a commercial that even a kid could pick up on, not necessarily put into words but something awkward about the commercial....and yes there was.
Looking back on it now one can see THIS COMMERCIAL SCREAMED AT YOU.
SCREAMED AT YOU with the message, "OH YES WE ARE CHEESY, WERE BEHIND THE TIMES, WE ARE SO LOW BUDGET ITS PITIFUL,NO REPAIRS DONE FOR 15 YEARS,BUT C'MON YOU'LL LOVE IT ANYWAY, THROW AWAY YOUR TASTE, YOU'VE GOT MONEY YOU CAN WASTE, AT BEAUTIFUL MT AIRY LODGE"
Hmmmmmmmm.......but were we being fair to Mt Airy Lodge? After All what's in a commercial? It's just to catch your interest, and they must do well to
afford ALL that advertising?
We might picture a ping pong table with chipped ends, dented balls ,rackets broken or stripped of rubber coating. Possibly the ski rentals haven't even been upgraded from wooden skis, the baseball/softball equipment sitting in a shed during the winter where the snow and ice can stiil get in and weather the equipment beyond use. Lucky if 2 out the 10 arrows for archery purposes aren't broken ,as well as 2 out the ten bows. The bullseye target practically worn away against the bale of hay it's tied to for target practice.
We might picture rust along the interior walls, carpeting that has worn away spots for no other reason than repeated walking and how long would it take to wear out carpet from that ? Years?
Cigarette stains on carpet as well as ANY OTHER place you could think of.
Bugs and Bubble gum Stains? That might be going to far .
Stains left in the heartshaped tubs, .......STAINS IN THE TUBS?????............
to far indeed.
No. There is no way Beautiful Mt Airy Lodge could be as bad as the
impression their commercials gave you........................................
My dear fellow Disers, not only was it that bad, but after some investigating
through the internet of past posted reviews of the place?
ALL OF THE CHILDHOOD SUSPICIONS WERE CONFIRMED AND THEN SOME!!!!!!!
I've read reviews of the ceiling of a rooms bathroom caving in, beds falling apart, rugs that haven't been maintained in who knows how long, bugs ,bubblegum, yep stains in the 'ol heart tubs, cigarette stains here and there, dilapedated being an all encompassing descriptive word, rust and leak stains all round, to swim in the pool you were brave or nuts,etc,.
Stories of the last owner of the place instructing the operators to tell people it is 50 degrees and sunny when there's two feet of snow.
People buying package deals and then finding there are extra fees for.......using the pool table and as such???? Extra fees for things, in fact that they were TOLD would be covered in their package.
Sadly the owner did himself in right on the property in a house that appeared to be the majesty of the property. Some remarks found about him suggest possible psychotic and/or insane tendencies.
They ended up closing officially I believe 2001- 48 MILLION IN DEBT.
Would not be suprised to learn if that was due to unpaid advertising bills.
Let us not forget Entertainment so low budget, even many a Wedding or Bar Mitzvah must have rejected.
When " AND THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST" is the funniest and wittiest line your comedian can come up with, it's time to call it a night.
Now to be fair to those who have gone to Mt Airy Lodge and had a good time with memories to cherish ,good for you. Nothing to be ashamed of,I imagine in its heyday when it first opened up it was quite the place. It WAS KNOWN
for a while as even being A Celebrity hangout of the NorthEast.
Unfortunately by the mid to late 70's it had become a parody of itself leading to a nightmare of an ending by 2001.
So, any stories to share? Anyone else remember the commercials?...............
Then let's sing it together, ready? 'ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOUR LOVE OF EVERYTHING, BEAUTIFUL MT AIRY LODGE"