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[Zippa D Doodah]

Point taken.

So moved, the MANLAW shall change. The new MANLAW:
Men don't need no stinking ponchos. We will allow nature to take its course and let moisture we encounter simply evaporate with time. Even if there is an extra poncho in our size - use it to encapsulate and waterproof your purse. Because we don't need no stinking ponchos.

Agreed? In unison - "Manlaw".

Agreed! Manlaw good! Ponchos sissified!


Alright men! It's the weekend. All good weekend plans must involve fire. We know that real men cook with fire, so what's on the grill this weekend? I'll be roasting some weenies (you women onlookers close your entendre-laden minds ) and watching some football. Anyone else's weekend plans involve fire?

 

[ryanmilla]

Agreed! Manlaw good! Ponchos sissified!


Alright men! It's the weekend. All good weekend plans must involve fire. We know that real men cook with fire, so what's on the grill this weekend? I'll be roasting some weenies (you women onlookers close your entendre-laden minds ) and watching some football. Anyone else's weekend plans involve fire?

That is a rhetorical question, isn't it?

Yes, lots of fire. I will be burning...I mean cooking meat this weekend. My choice of meat shall be of the hamburger and flank steak variety.

 

[Hercules10]

Does the candle on the table at the nudie bar count?

 

[BunsenH]

Agreed! Manlaw good! Ponchos sissified!


Alright men! It's the weekend. All good weekend plans must involve fire. We know that real men cook with fire, so what's on the grill this weekend? I'll be roasting some weenies (you women onlookers close your entendre-laden minds ) and watching some football. Anyone else's weekend plans involve fire?

Sadly, I was born without the grillin' gene. I compensate by making my own beer. A new batch of Honey Porter is ready for it's first taste in 5 hours.

 

[disneymama73]

Ahem...JB gets left out again?

Awww, Jrsy Boy, I owe you big time.

I knew you were the jealous type.

 

[ryanmilla]

Sadly, I was born without the grillin' gene. I compensate by making my own beer. A new batch of Honey Porter is ready for it's first taste in 5 hours.

No, problem there. You provide the beer, we'll bring the charred meat. Who's got the chips?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

No, problem there. You provide the beer, we'll bring the charred meat. Who's got the chips?

Chips, dips, chains, whips...

 

[disneymama73]

Chips, dips, chains, whips...

You just wanted me to bring out my whip again, didn't you?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Chips, dips, chains, whips...

But no candle wax on your...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

But no candle wax on your...

How 'bout on yours?

 

[Hercules10]

~Ahem~ Mrs. LeBon....

You are posting in a guy thread. Just like DM73 you gotta email pics of your goodies to all male posters.

If you don't have any..........lemmee know and I'll sell ya some.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

~Ahem~ Mrs. LeBon....

You are posting in a guy thread. Just like DM73 you gotta email pics of your goodies to all male posters.

If you don't have any..........lemmee know and I'll sell ya some.

Well, that's going to cost you. $20 for the first pic, $5 for each additional.

$50 for a video.

 

[disneymama73]

Well, that's going to cost you. $20 for the first pic, $5 for each additional.

$50 for a video.

You are sooo getting kicked off this thread. Did you not read the manlaws?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You are sooo getting kicked off this thread. Did you not read the manlaws?

Oh, I thought that said MANILOW and I was thinking, Barry isn't manly...

 

[disneymama73]

Oh, I thought that said MANILOW and I was thinking, Barry isn't manly...

You must read....

Since you're invading a guy's thread you're now contractually required to e-mail every guy poster a pic of the gals.

DIS rules, sorry I don't make 'em.

 

[Hercules10]

Oh, I thought that said MANILOW and I was thinking, Barry isn't manly...

Well ya got some beer points (same as brownie points, only guy's version) for that statement.

But we still need ya to email us pics of the twins if you wish to stay at the party.

 

[ryanmilla]

Well ya got some beer points (same as brownie points, only guy's version) for that statement.

But we still need ya to email us pics of the twins if you wish to stay at the party.

She might also get some beer points for coming to the party with whips and chains. However, btwn Jrsy Boy and Apirateslifeforme, I don't know who has the candle wax.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

However, btwn Jrsy Boy and Apirateslifeforme, I don't know who has the candle wax.

My bad, I meant Brazilian wax...and I definitely don't have it.

 

[tink&cinderella]

I had to read your post twice to be sure of exactly what it was you were whipping out. Carry on....

OMG you guys are funny.

Ok I am busted - checking in on the "manly thread" that my dh has started - I am the dw to married a disney nut ( I guess that makes me the disney nut huh) ok -- carry on men.

Denise

 

[apirateslifeforme]

My bad, I meant Brazilian wax...and I definitely don't have it.

Are we still discussing my...um, eyebrows?