Super exciting romantic day at the Staley house.

We got up.. did laundry, moved everything out of our room and "discussed" how to fix our bed frame. It went a little like this..
Me: Well THATS why it wont stay together.. The clamp is bent.
DH: Huh?
Me: The CLAMP.. its bent. You know?? The CLAMP??
Dh: Let me see..
Me: See what? Its bent. Look right here.. See?? You know, where its bent? Can you fix it?
DH: How is it bent??
Me:

Dont even worry about, because Im about to shove it in your freaking BUTT HOLE. THEN you can see how bent it is!
Why?? Doesnt he know that I am borderline COMPLETELY NUTS right now?? I said it was bent, and he freaking spent like 20 minutes deciding if HE thought it was actually bent or not!!!
Anyhow.. I asked him if there was a cheaper way to fix it then spending $70. on a new frame.. Welll... he could take it to work, and bend it back. NO!! I want it fixed NOW. Babies COMING. SOON. Very freaking SOON. Like, any day now! I dont want to wait around for you to fix this thing at work.
So we went to the hardware store. He said.. JB Weld. That should work, it bonds metal. We use it at work. Okay... Ummmm... Please tell me thats not what holds airplanes together.

So my bedframe is not JB Welded together.
My room is rearranged, my bed is put together, my crib is up.. we bought the babies a little dresser thing for their clothes... I am now ready for babies!! Bring it ON!