Animal Kingdom a major Flop!

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I agree that the park is hot and my family always says that I get in the worst mood there, HOWEVER, the park is outstanding and has a lot to offer. My advice is to slow down and enjoy the little things that make the park great. There are a lot of hidden treasures throughout the park. For example, after seeing the making of the EE ride on the Discovery channel I had a new look at the ride. The details and time that was spent researching and making sure everything was perfect makes it a masterpiece. Last year we took the time to walk the trail after getting off of Kilamajaro Safari and it was well worth every step. (we had ridden it 6 times before and never slowed down enough to walk through it) I can understand the OP's statement, but if you will take the time to do a little research I think you will look at this park with new eyes.
 
Yep I agree. If all you like is rides, go to Universal. Disney is so much more than just rides. The attention to detail in this park def makes it worth while.
 
AK is a theme park, not an amusement park. The theme is animals and they have plenty! We enjoy the rides but all the animals ont the walking trails, the info on them, the environment with the plants ...are wonderful.
 
I don't know if I'd say it's a major flop, but it's our least favorite park. I just think of it as an oversized zoo. We have them here so I don't see spending tons of time there. We do like the rides, shows & attractions there but it's just not for us. We actually skipped that park altogether last trip-mostly b/c going in January seemed too cold to see alot of the animals out....I think another reason we don't go is b/c there is nothing else over near there-at least at the other parks they are closer to the resorts to check out-I'd love to stay at AKL but there seems to be nothing close by that either.
 

I think in my post that I said that: It's tough to be a bug, Lion King and Finding Nemo are some of the ONLY attractions WORTH doing and they're NOT rides.

Personally, I consider all rides and shows as "attractions" so I may read things differently than others. So at Animal Kingdom, I would consider the animals an attraction as well. They are, after all, attracting people to them.
Are you considering the animals as part of the attraction category? Because Disney probably does. So if you also enjoy the animals as well, then they are worth it as well.
And obviously by starting this thread, you are attracting conflicting opinions. It's all good, you're just going to get posters challenging your thoughts. :goodvibes
 
Too bad you feel this way. We are a young engaged couple (30 and 24) and AK is one of our favorite parks. We go there more than any other park. The park has so much more to offer than just rides and shows. The animals, scenery, and architecture are truly amazing to us. We also LOVE Flame Tree BBQ (such a great QS place to eat). Aside from the attractions, the queueing (sorry for the spelling) areas are phoenominal.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess!:confused3

I agree with you too!!! We are a young couple as well 24 & 29 and its our favorite park!!!!!!! We just love it Its always our first park and d it many times as well...And Epcot is in close running for us too
 
If you're determined to hate it already, then I won't tell you the brilliant and hilarious backstory to Dinoland USA, but surely even you noticed that the giant yellow cartoon-like Cementosaurus is meant to be a satire of the detailed, museum-quality brontosaurus skeleton that stands at the other entrance?

I really, really like the AK.

However, I disliked Dinoland before I knew the backstory. The backstory just saddens me; it's lipstick on a pig.
 
And I completely disagree with you.

DAK is my favorite park in WDW. I think it's the most "Disney-like" in the sense that the imagineering and artistry behind the park is top-notch. A Disney character doesn't need to be slapped onto every ride to make it "Disney", what about the Haunted Mansion, the Liberty Belle, the Hall of Presidents, it's a small world, or Space Mountain?

I do agree that the Chester and Hester area seems like a poor choice, and I hate off-the-shelf rides and the carnival games, but you can't let that destroy your view of the whole park and all of its beauty.

The way to truly enjoy the AK is to take it slow and appreciate the beauty of the park, not rush around to and fro the (admittedly few) attractions.
It might be a poor choice since no one "gets it," but it's a brilliant backstory.

Once upon a time, there was a rural, wooded area with nothing in it but a few fishing cabins, a small restaurant, and a gas station where you could also buy bread and milk and that sort of thing. A paleontologist happened, one year, to be there fishing, and stumbled across dinosaur bones. Immediately, he called all his paleontologist buddies and arranged grants, and they started buying up all the land in the area to set up a Very Serious Research Facility. The facility they built is called the Dino Institute, and they've also set up a sort of inside/outside museum (Dino Institute Queue and Cretaceous Trail), because museums are the only proper way to study dinosaurs. They're responsible for the many museum-quality skeletons around Dinoland (and yes, they are--that T-Rex? That's Sue, the most complete T-Rex ever found; the original is in the Field Museum in Chicago and the only other copy tours the country and you'd pay $30+ just to see that one skeleton).

As anyone who's worked in academia knows, scientists need underlings, so they've brought in a bevy of grad students to do all the grunt work (Grant Seeker, the one who sends you back in time on the Dinosaur ride, is one of them). Being students, they live in a dorm above the former fishing cabin (Restaurantosaurus), using the cabin as their cafeteria and lounge. (The lounge area is particularly a work of art, as is the student loft area, which is in the room where the fixings bar is.) Being students, they're also into practical jokes--they're the ones who spray-painted "osaurus" after "RESTAURANT" and shot the suction-cup arrows onto the water tower and put lawn chairs on the roof.

However. Remember I said there was a gas station? And that the scientists were trying to buy up all the land? Well, the owners of that gas station (that would be Chester and Hester) (1) don't think much of stuffy scientists and (2) in the great tradition of folks who find themselves next to the site of a great discovery, want to cash in. So they refused to sell their land to the scientists, and they converted their gas station into a gift shop and their parking lot into a carnival with rides and games, to make some money off the tourists who come to see the museum. They also think dinosaurs should be fun rather than dry and boring the way they're presented on the Cretaceous Trail, which explains all the wackiness--the Cementosaurus, the recyclables-covered T-Rex right by the gas station (which is a send-up of Sue, of course), the silliness of the rides and games, etc.

By the way, unlike at a real carnival, the games at Disney aren't rigged.
 
I really, really like the AK.

However, I disliked Dinoland before I knew the backstory. The backstory just saddens me; it's lipstick on a pig.
Lipstick on a pig is something you do afterwards to make something seem prettier than it is. At Disney, the stories are written first, the park is built afterwards.

In fact, by definition, a "backstory" is the exact opposite of "lipstick on a pig."
 
It might be a poor choice since no one "gets it," but it's a brilliant backstory.

Once upon a time, there was a rural, wooded area with nothing in it but a few fishing cabins, a small restaurant, and a gas station where you could also buy bread and milk and that sort of thing. A paleontologist happened, one year, to be there fishing, and stumbled across dinosaur bones. Immediately, he called all his paleontologist buddies and arranged grants, and they started buying up all the land in the area to set up a Very Serious Research Facility. The facility they built is called the Dino Institute, and they've also set up a sort of inside/outside museum (Dino Institute Queue and Cretaceous Trail), because museums are the only proper way to study dinosaurs. They're responsible for the many museum-quality skeletons around Dinoland (and yes, they are--that T-Rex? That's Sue, the most complete T-Rex ever found; the original is in the Field Museum in Chicago and the only other copy tours the country and you'd pay $30+ just to see that one skeleton).

As anyone who's worked in academia knows, scientists need underlings, so they've brought in a bevy of grad students to do all the grunt work (Grant Seeker, the one who sends you back in time on the Dinosaur ride, is one of them). Being students, they live in a dorm above the former fishing cabin (Restaurantosaurus), using the cabin as their cafeteria and lounge. (The lounge area is particularly a work of art, as is the student loft area, which is in the room where the fixings bar is.) Being students, they're also into practical jokes--they're the ones who spray-painted "osaurus" after "RESTAURANT" and shot the suction-cup arrows onto the water tower and put lawn chairs on the roof.

However. Remember I said there was a gas station? And that the scientists were trying to buy up all the land? Well, the owners of that gas station (that would be Chester and Hester) (1) don't think much of stuffy scientists and (2) in the great tradition of folks who find themselves next to the site of a great discovery, want to cash in. So they refused to sell their land to the scientists, and they converted their gas station into a gift shop and their parking lot into a carnival with rides and games, to make some money off the tourists who come to see the museum. They also think dinosaurs should be fun rather than dry and boring the way they're presented on the Cretaceous Trail, which explains all the wackiness--the Cementosaurus, the recyclables-covered T-Rex right by the gas station (which is a send-up of Sue, of course), the silliness of the rides and games, etc.

By the way, unlike at a real carnival, the games at Disney aren't rigged.

Oh no, I get it, sorry I didn't specify. :goodvibes

I've read the backstory many times over (wannabe Imagineer here), I just still don't like it.

I know that the concrete is actually the most difficult pattern to make it look like cracked asphalt.

It's like the Paradise Pier area of DCA - no matter which way you put it, its still off the shelf rides and carnival games.
 
Last year when we went to AK we thought it wasn't worth the time because we were in Rambo mode with a large group who wanted rides, rides, rides. This year its just US. Me, DW,DS,DD and DS BFF. We have planned 2 trips to AK during our stay to really look at AK for everything it has to offer. I myself am looking forward to the animals this time around and really wanting to soak it all in.

When we left last year all we talked about on the way home was that we didn't give the AK park its due justice. We won't be making that mistake again.
 
I love Animal Kingdom!! My DH and I were there by ourselves once when the skies opened up and a monsoon hit..much of the pak emptied out, we stayed - it truly did give you the feeling that you were walking through the streets of India during monsoon season! We were lucky enough to be at conservation station on the one day of the year when they bring the male lion in for a check up and teeth cleaning..they have the medical proceeures right their behind a glass wall so everyone can watch - the enormous paw on that animal was about 3 feet from my face!
I live in NY, grew up down state and have seen many broadway shows - Finding Nemo, although abbreviated, is on par with Broadway.
The animals exhibits are all top notch. Tusker House breakfast followed by safari is a great way to start the day.
I could go on and on....I'll be there again on the 24th, for my daughter's 7th birthday - and we'll be trying Yak & Yeti for the first time..I'm so excited.
I can't imagine not enjoying Animal Kingdom..how very sad for you!
 
Unfortunatly this is a common opinion of people who expect all of the themed offerings from Disney to be major attractions or thrill rides.

Animal Kingdom is more of zoo themed park than a thrill park. I would encourage Disney to continue to add versatility to their parks. We have the MK with it's Fantasyland. We have Epcot with it's World Showcase and Futurewold. We have DHS with it's movie theme and we have AK with a animal zoo theme.

I don't argue that the OP does not care for the zoo park theme as many others don't either. As far as what AK has to offer there is no mention of the Maharaja Jungle Trek, Rights of Wonder, Pangani Forest Exploration Trails, Discovery Island Trails, Habitat Habit, Conservation Station, Affection Section, and the Boneyard. The shows like Festival of the Lion King and Finding Nemo the Musical are also quality offerings. AK has it's own parade also.

I've been to AK at least one day on the last four trips. Every time I go I try to find a new thing to do there. I can appreciate what Disney is attempting to provide with this park. It is not for everyone but I would not want them to start filling AK with more thrill rides. Just my opinion.

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I love AK and every attraction in it! As a matter of fact, it's becoming my favorite park. I find myself missing AK more and more each day.
 
Did I mention that it's the only park that truly feels hotter than Hades during the summer.
 
Did I mention that it's the only park that truly feels hotter than Haties during the summer.

Hotter than Hades?

I've also never experienced this.

EVERY park is hot in the summer.

The AK may have less indoor rides and shops to take your mind off it, though.
 
Unfortunatly this is a common opinion of people who expect all of the themed offerings from Disney to be major attractions or thrill rides.

Animal Kingdom is more of zoo themed park than a thrill park. I would encourage Disney to continue to add versatility to their parks. We have the MK with it's Fantasyland. We have Epcot with it's World Showcase and Futurewold. We have DHS with it's movie theme and we have AK with a animal zoo theme.

I don't argue that the OP does not care for the zoo park theme as many others don't either. As far as what AK has to offer there is no mention of the Maharaja Jungle Trek, Rights of Wonder, Pangani Forest Exploration Trails, Discovery Island Trails, Habitat Habit, Conservation Station, Affection Section, and the Boneyard. The shows like Festival of the Lion King and Finding Nemo the Musical are also quality offerings. AK has it's own parade also.

I've been to AK at least one day on the last four trips. Every time I go I try to find a new thing to do there. I can appreciate what Disney is attempting to provide with this park. It is not for everyone but I would not want them to start filling AK with more thrill rides. Just my opinion.

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I agree. Everything you listed about AK was skipped by my party last year because of the Rambo style we incorporated on our initial trip to the world. Again, not this year.
 
Kali River is the only ride my 6 year old still talks about wanting to go on again.

It is one of my favorites. A lot of people do like getting wet, as evidenced by the long lines and need for fastpasses to even get on the thing.
 
Lipstick on a pig is something you do afterwards to make something seem prettier than it is. At Disney, the stories are written first, the park is built afterwards.

In fact, by definition, a "backstory" is the exact opposite of "lipstick on a pig."


I know. My opinion is that the backstory was invented after it was clear how weak this 'land' was going to be. If I am incorrect, and the backstory preceded and encouraged the placement of Primeval Whirl and carnival games, then it's even worse, in my opinion.
 
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