Okay here we go..... What Have We Learned Today?
We learned....
Sarah ~ Welcome! I'll go easy on you since you're new to this and prior to this we were all just imaginary. First off you are not a dork.....Andrew is a dork. (Now I don't know that to be true but
every sister thinks that of her younger brother. I know these things....

) No showing your feet if they are gross because then someone else will just try to outdo you and I think you know where that will lead us. As for creepy date guy you'll be fine as long as he doesn't start sending you PMs.
E! took her one day stint as Riddle
Mistress to heart and will now be comparing notes with Marsha on an appropriate outfit to go with her new boots. Anyone looking for Luis, he's er, tied up at the moment.
Hey Steph, know what this is?
<img width="300" SRC="http://www.bluelinemotors.com/redneckcaralarm.jpg">
A redneck car alarm
I wonder how Cami and her "wee rucksack" is making out?
Gerri says

. First few weeks of school and Girl Scouts etc. You all know the drill.
LK ~ If you're going to carry on about Survivor all season, I'm voting you off the island!
Sandi ~ See LK
All you Survivor freaks should go start one of those clique threads that pisses everyone off...
Sandy was last seen line dancing with Toby Keith, Tim McGraw and Billy Bob Jim Mo
Carolyn is now a working girl and doesn't have as much time for us.
Gail reads faster than pages load.
Melissa scrapped with her friend Jacque.
Chick Fight!
Lorraine, after bumping herself silly, warned Sarah to stay away from creepy guys. That wasn't nice to say about Mike or Brian.
And speaking of Alan, glad he weathered the storm so to speak. Gaspode (remember her?) said she was glad he was well. Safe maybe, but Alan is far from well.
And BTW Miss UK, you can't just come popping in here whenever it suits
your schedule. You don't call, you don't write. I was so worried I started reading exchange threads just to see if you were okay!
Leanne is waiting for us to go to Vegas. I knew she was a gambler by being married to Brian.
Donna said today she was like Lorraine. I just hope Lorraine doesn't have a day where she feels like Donna. I'll get 200 PMs then!
Sue is still MIA. Check the milk cartons.
Lars attempting to tell you her brother's name, desired company and its state is like saying Colonel Mustard, in the Kitchen, with the Knife.
Okay Star, of all of the geeky things that have ever w00ted out of you, putting the CDs in the safe deposit box tops them all!
Carol had no patience, er I mean patients, today so she was going to eat lunch in a subway but changed her mind (good thing if they are anything like the subways in NY) and instead stayed home and fixed the dog.

Or something like that.
And finally there is Bethany who thought she skated by today.

She said and I quote, "less than 12 hours to Survivor (another one

) and since I'm not working Friday nights anymore I can watch it with the rest of the country". She then said, "I'm missing stuff." Yeah like
THURSDAY When you start missing whole days it is time to cut back on the alcohol.
And that is kinda how it happened, I think, sort of.
