...And Then Scotty Happened. A Hawaiian Adventure (CHAPTER 32 Added 5/23--THE END)

I’m pretty sure there’s a law somewhere that says if you didn’t order enough food for lunch, you have to make up for it by going to get ice cream.


There’s also a secret codicil to that law which says that even if you did have enough food for lunch,
you should fortify it by going out for Ice cream.

So there’s no way you can loose on this one.


If I recall correctly, most of us went with chocolate chip cookie dough

Most folks follow similar patterns when it comes to ice cream.
Not me… but most folks.


but Julie won the day with something called Mauna Kea Eruption or something to that effect. Vanilla ice cream with brownie “lava rocks” and raspberry swirl making the “lava”.

Yep ::yes:: She wins.
I’d have been hard pressed to pass that one up
Vanilla and raspberry and even then you still get some chocolate; that’s a winner.



Note Dave taking the goofball trophy for this photo.

Well someone’s gott’a step up. Not to worry…
Scotty will “Happen” very soon. I’m pretty certain of that one.


After that? It was hot. We were tired. Our condo had a pool. Done.

Sound logic if ever I’ve encountered it.
(Dang nice pool too.)


It was a pretty nice pool, too.

Wait I just said that…
**queue Twilight Zone theme music***

We ended up spending most of the afternoon here. Unfortunately, I do not have photo evidence that anyone got dunked, had their head shoved into waterfalls, or anything of that nature, so it must not have happened.

I ain’t buyin’ it mate.
You may have concealed the evidence, but I know better.


I ended up getting a grilled chicken sandwich with “pineapple aioli”. I was hoping that would make for a tasty dish, but apparently “pineapple aioli” translates to “bland sauce that has no hint of pineapple flavor whatsoever”. So it ended up being a run-of-the-mill mediocre chicken sandwich.

Aioli? No, no… what was called for here was a pairing of that chicken
(or rooster as the case may be) and big ol’ slab of fire grilled pineapple
that had been basted in butter while picking up its caramelization and
grill marks. That would have elevated it from mere “sandwich” up to
the lofty status of “Samich”.


However, I am happy to report that the dinner was saved by the inordinately large piece of chocolate cake we got for dessert.

And one of the other kids got to win the “goofball trophy” in the picture as well.

“All was right with the world.”


Now I know I may not have sold you very hard on this restaurant, but I do think they own bonus points for putting the bathroom soap in a ketchup bottle.

Better than no soap, but by the look of the bathroom in question…
industrial strength detergent might have been more appropriate.
Then again, it is an old building and they do serve chocolate cake
cut in slices the size of a goofball’s head.

So we’ll cut them a bit of slack here.


Our day of nothing was drawing to a close, but we had one more destination in mind—the Hanalei Pier once again. We drove back to the same parking lot where we’d had our taco lunch and wandered out onto the beach to watch the sunset. We didn’t have to wait too long for the show to begin. It started with (yawn) another rainbow.

Poor y’all. I feel so bad for ya’.
(having to suffering the life of CJ and all…)

That’s an awful lot of nothin’ y’all did there.
I wish my days were even half as boring as that.





Oh, and I rather like that last picture there…

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Nice!
 
Wow! This is amazing! I have this crazy sense of Deja vu......lol- isn't Kauai AMAZING!!! Even when you really are just hangin- really, doing anything therre is just better.

I REALLY want to go back. BAD. Specifically to Kauai- although I honestly would love going to any of those islands again, and hope I will... But Kauai is special. Pure paradise.

Love that you ate at the taco truck. Sooooooo yummy! And who can beat that view? It seriously brings tears to my eyes. That pier at sunset is my favorite sunset on earth. But I can understand where you are conflicted, Aulani sunsets are pretty special- ahhhhhhhh........ My wallpaper on my phone is that pier at sunset- lucky me, I see it every day. It's not quite the same tho.

I REALLY want to go back- did I mention that?

Thanks for the return trip- and all the gorgeous pics. Heaven.
 
I know I am way late to the party but I just came upon your TR and I am subbing in. Hawaii has always been a place I wanted to visit, and the pictures you've posted are gorgeous. I can't wait to visit there some day! :)
 
Maybe that's why the room was so cheap? :rolleyes:

:scratchin Hadn't thought of that...

Stunning!

::yes::

So that's where that got that dance from!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG-Uklbqjjc

Um...sure, why not?:confused3


You know you could of went don there and set it on fire. If you got caught you could of said you thought it was a sugar cane field. :lmao:

Just think of all the needless suffering that could have ended right there.

Beautiful shot!

Thanks!

Until you were an hour in and it started pouring on you.

Well...stay tuned.

I bet no one is gonna ding his door.

I'm not taking that bet.

Gorgeous! WIsh I was there right now.

You and me both.


I know, right? Even we get sick of PB&J.

Great prices!

Definitely for Hawaii.

You couldn't go back? Did they only allow 1 order per day?

There was a bit of a line later. And ice cream sounded awfully good.

Another don't of photography: Taking pictures of people while they're eating. pirate:

Aw, come on. I like that one. :rotfl:

should be a MAN LAW!

:thumbsup2

Ding ding ding!!!!! We have a winner!!!!!

I still like cookies & cream better.

I break out a Hawaiian shirt in the summer for a day. Why am I telling you this? :confused3

Because you want me to say, "Pictures or it didn't happen."

I think it's time to let Julie order for you. You seem to have bad luck.

Don't worry, I'll rally later.

Gorgeous pictures. It always makes for a beautiful sunset when there are some clouds involved.

That definitely adds color. But some of these were blocking the sun entirely.
 

There’s also a secret codicil to that law which says that even if you did have enough food for lunch,
you should fortify it by going out for Ice cream.

So there’s no way you can loose on this one.

I like it. So amended.

Most folks follow similar patterns when it comes to ice cream.
Not me… but most folks.

I like it with more Oreos, myself.

Yep ::yes:: She wins.
I’d have been hard pressed to pass that one up
Vanilla and raspberry and even then you still get some chocolate; that’s a winner.

Looking at the menu, it appears it was actually white chocolate ice cream and not vanilla. Not sure how different that really is.:confused3

Well someone’s gott’a step up. Not to worry…
Scotty will “Happen” very soon. I’m pretty certain of that one.

It does seem inevitable.

Sound logic if ever I’ve encountered it.
(Dang nice pool too.)

Wait I just said that…
**queue Twilight Zone theme music***

[Keanu Reeves Face] Whoa. [/Keanu Reeves Face]

I ain’t buyin’ it mate.
You may have concealed the evidence, but I know better.

:rolleyes1

Aioli? No, no… what was called for here was a pairing of that chicken
(or rooster as the case may be) and big ol’ slab of fire grilled pineapple
that had been basted in butter while picking up its caramelization and
grill marks. That would have elevated it from mere “sandwich” up to
the lofty status of “Samich”.

Could not agree more.:thumbsup2

And one of the other kids got to win the “goofball trophy” in the picture as well.

“All was right with the world.”

I was due. Can't just roll ever and let the kids win.


Better than no soap, but by the look of the bathroom in question…
industrial strength detergent might have been more appropriate.
Then again, it is an old building and they do serve chocolate cake
cut in slices the size of a goofball’s head.

So we’ll cut them a bit of slack here.

These are the risks you tend to run when you eat in a dive. Generally it's worth the risk.

Poor y’all. I feel so bad for ya’.
(having to suffering the life of CJ and all…)

That’s an awful lot of nothin’ y’all did there.
I wish my days were even half as boring as that.

Yeah, it was a tough one, all right. I was so ready to go back home and work I--ok, I can't say that with a straight face.

Oh, and I rather like that last picture there…


Nice!

:thanks:
 
Wow! This is amazing! I have this crazy sense of Deja vu......lol- isn't Kauai AMAZING!!! Even when you really are just hangin- really, doing anything therre is just better.

Such a beautiful island. Thanks for your TR, it helped me in my research quite a bit.

I REALLY want to go back. BAD. Specifically to Kauai- although I honestly would love going to any of those islands again, and hope I will... But Kauai is special. Pure paradise.

Julie and I thought Oahu and Kauai were the two most beautiful islands. Of course, this is like arguing over the prettiest supermodel. And I don't know if I can go back without trying to get back to Aulani again.

Love that you ate at the taco truck. Sooooooo yummy! And who can beat that view? It seriously brings tears to my eyes. That pier at sunset is my favorite sunset on earth. But I can understand where you are conflicted, Aulani sunsets are pretty special- ahhhhhhhh........ My wallpaper on my phone is that pier at sunset- lucky me, I see it every day. It's not quite the same tho.

Maybe we should go compare them again. We need to be thorough here.

I REALLY want to go back- did I mention that?

Really? I hadn't heard.

Thanks for the return trip- and all the gorgeous pics. Heaven.

Glad you enjoyed them!

I know I am way late to the party but I just came upon your TR and I am subbing in. Hawaii has always been a place I wanted to visit, and the pictures you've posted are gorgeous. I can't wait to visit there some day! :)

:welcome: I hope you can get there! It's a special place.
 
Oh why do your tempt me so with that ginormous chocolate cake? that looks amazing even if your sandwich was just "eh"

What a perfect day of doing nothing! The condo pool is absolutely beautiful! And that view of the water is lovely!

And your sunset pictures - just lovely!
 
Love the sunset pictures at the pier.... We weren't impressed with hanalei gourmet either. Also it is okay to do nothing in Hawaii.
 
Oh why do your tempt me so with that ginormous chocolate cake? that looks amazing even if your sandwich was just "eh"

It helped to end the meal on a positive note. Mmmm...ginormous chocolate cake...

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What a perfect day of doing nothing! The condo pool is absolutely beautiful! And that view of the water is lovely!

It was a great spot to rest!

And your sunset pictures - just lovely!

:goodvibes

Love the sunset pictures at the pier.... We weren't impressed with hanalei gourmet either. Also it is okay to do nothing in Hawaii.

Must be my upbringing...I always feel a little guilty doing nothing. Like I'm missing out on something.
 
You wouldn’t think of Kauai as a place where you would need to worry about rush hour traffic. But there is only one main highway connecting all of the towns on the island, so unfortunately it is a concern—especially if, like us, you want to travel from one side of the island to the other. This meant we would need an early wake-up call. So we set the rooster alarm for approximately 5 a.m., and the little punk worked like a charm.

Our first stop was a few miles down the road at the Kilauea Bakery, not far from the lighthouse we’d visited the previous day. It’s been so long now I can’t remember what everybody had, but I remember this being a quality stop for coffee and pastries, with the added bonus that they actually stocked all of the items displayed on their menu.

With that, we were on the road. I mentioned that there’s only one main road on the island. The stretch between the towns of Lihue and Kapa’a handles the heaviest volumes, and there is a second land northbound to try and help keep the traffic moving. However, during the morning rush, most of the traffic is heading southbound into Lihue. This seems like a good time to ask you to play Amateur Highway Engineer. Say you don’t have enough money to build another lane in the southbound direction. How would you handle the traffic volumes during the morning rush hour?

Obviously, you’d do this:

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Hey, it may be low-budget, but it worked. And while it was slightly disconcerting for me to be driving on the left side of a double-yellow line, I couldn’t help but wonder who the poor sap was whose job was to get up at 4 a.m. and place every single one of these orange cones for miles…and then have to go pick them up again later in the day. It’s a living, I guess.

We were able to beat the traffic and managed to avoid the notorious Kauai speed traps as well. It took about an hour and a half to get down to the southwest corner of the island, which was the entry point for Waimea Canyon State Park.

Known as the Grand Canyon of the Pacific, Waimea Canyon is the result of an ancient volcano giving way to erosion and a fault line, creating a canyon 10 miles long and over 3,000 feet deep. Given the heavy rainfall the area receives and Kauai’s famous rust-colored dirt, the colors and scenery are particularly eye-catching.

That is, when you can see it.

That bit about rainfall I mentioned? Well, it just so happens that the top of Mount Wai’ale’ale, the highest point on Kauai, either receives the most annual rainfall in the world or is near the top of the list (reports vary). There’s a location in India that is also in the running, although it receives most of its rain during the monsoon season, while Wai’ale’ale gets rain a stunning 335 – 360 days out of the year.

Now if you’ll indulge me, let me set the Wayback Machine to the distant past of the previous day. Remember those beautiful clear pictures of the Kauai mountains? The abundant sunshine? In a place that receives rain over 90% of the year, that sure looked like it would have been a great day to go up the mountain, wouldn’t you say?

Anyway, we started the drive up into the park. There was sun to the west, so even though we saw some gray skies ahead, we hoped there would be some clear spots. A few miles up the road, we found a dirt parking area for our first view of the canyon:

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Hmm…a little hazy, for sure. Not very encouraging.

The kids had been arguing over something in the car, and as all arguments between kids go, I’m sure it was over something extremely important and relevant to the well-being of the human race. I only mention this so I can post this picture of the kids shunning each other at the overlook. I did resist the urge to utter the immortal Dad line in the car: “Stop or we’re turning around and going home!”

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We got back in the car once everyone had worked out whether staying at a Holiday Inn Express really does make you smarter, or whatever their issue was. By the time we reached the first “official” lookout, everyone appeared to be in a better mood. Dave continued his attempts to win the Goofball Trophy.

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We walked up the short path to the lookout to take in the deep, blazing colors of the Grand Canyon of the Pacific:

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Sigh. This weather was not cooperating at all. I do think you can see enough to realize that this really is a spectacular place, though. We were baffled as to why fish ponds on the Big Island merited National Park status while this place was relegated to being a mere state park.

Looking back down to the south shows that there were indeed some blue skies to be found that day. Just not in the direction we were traveling.

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Nobody likes a quitter, so we forged on ahead. At the next overlook, we found a nice couple from Pennsylvania who offered to take a family picture for us in this spectacular location. Christmas card?

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Ok, this is just getting ridiculous. Our situation has not improved.

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We made it to the top of the canyon, where the Koke’e Lodge is located along with a small visitor center. Not a whole lot to see there, but we busied ourselves for a little while hoping to give the clouds time to clear. We are nothing if not optimists. After waiting a while, with a few not-entirely-based-on-fact claims of, “I think it’s letting up!”, we set out for the viewpoints at the top of the mountain. The goal here was to see the glorious Na Pali Coast from above, reveling in the sheer, rugged cliffs dropping straight down to the azure-blue ocean. On the drive, we noticed this sign at a driveway:

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Much of the mountain’s west side is restricted property, owned by the U.S. Military. I don’t want to speculate as to what kinds of installations reside under the rock or within the mountain itself, but some locals have named the area “Ka-Boom Mountain.” So take that for what it’s worth.

We finally made it to the end of the road. We climbed out of our car, walked to the edge, and paused for a moment to savor the view, and our good fortune in being present in that place to witness it. Ladies and gentlemen (and Tim), I give you the stunning Kalalau Valley on the Na Pali Coast:

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You just don’t get to see sights like that every day, do you? Obviously, this wasn’t our day. If you would like to know what this view should actually look like, I invite you to check out podsnel’s Hawaii TR here.

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We were somewhat dejected, knowing this was our only shot to see this place. But from what I can tell, our experience is very, very commonplace. Much like seeing these guys:

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I’m pretty sure that was Extra Crispy’s cousin, Original Recipe.

We drove back down the way we came and stopped again at the canyon overlooks, just to see if the view had improved at all. We took a halfhearted look and—hey, what’s this? Is that actual color?

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Wild goats:

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Looking back up the mountain, we could see that the top was still socked in, but things had at least improved here at the canyon. So we were thankful for that. It could have been a total washout, but through patience and some good luck, it was only a partial washout!

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Coming Up Next: It’s been a while since we visited a unique burger joint, don’t you think?
 
Hey, it may be low-budget, but it worked. And while it was slightly disconcerting for me to be driving on the left side of a double-yellow line, I couldn’t help but wonder who the poor sap was whose job was to get up at 4 a.m. and place every single one of these orange cones for miles…and then have to go pick them up again later in the day. It’s a living, I guess.

Dang, I can't think what movie it is, but there's a comedy with a car chase where somebody steals a DOT truck and throughout the chase the worker at the back keeps putting down cones. Wish I could come up with it. :headache:

By the time we reached the first “official” lookout, everyone appeared to be in a better mood. Dave continued his attempts to win the Goofball Trophy.

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It seems that Dave was the official "lookout".

At the next overlook, we found a nice couple from Pennsylvania who offered to take a family picture for us in this spectacular location.

There are nice couples in Pennsylvania? :confused3 :laughing:

Looking back up the mountain, we could see that the top was still socked in, but things had at least improved here at the canyon. So we were thankful for that. It could have been a total washout, but through patience and some good luck, it was only a partial washout!

Hey, you'd rather be there right now wouldn't you? Think of it that way!
 
The kids had been arguing over something in the car, and as all arguments between kids go, I’m sure it was over something extremely important and relevant to the well-being of the human race. I only mention this so I can post this picture of the kids shunning each other at the overlook. I did resist the urge to utter the immortal Dad line in the car: “Stop or we’re turning around and going home!”

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Lord does this bring back memories. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

We got back in the car once everyone had worked out whether staying at a Holiday Inn Express really does make you smarter, or whatever their issue was. By the time we reached the first “official” lookout, everyone appeared to be in a better mood. Dave continued his attempts to win the Goofball Trophy.

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Unfortunately, it took our two boys a lot longer than that to get over whatever it was they were debating, fighting over. :headache:

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Nice!


We were somewhat dejected, knowing this was our only shot to see this place. But from what I can tell, our experience is very, very commonplace. Much like seeing these guys:

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Yes, the alarm clock!

I’m pretty sure that was Extra Crispy’s cousin, Original Recipe.

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Wild goats:

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Looking back up the mountain, we could see that the top was still socked in, but things had at least improved here at the canyon. So we were thankful for that. It could have been a total washout, but through patience and some good luck, it was only a partial washout!

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Coming Up Next: It’s been a while since we visited a unique burger joint, don’t you think?

Much better; I'm glad the day wasn't an entire wash with the view.

Can't wait for your unique burger joint.

P.S. Did I send you link to my PTR? I can't remember. If not, link is in my siggy.
 
Captain, I am finally caught up with your trip report! What an epic adventure! I really loved the sunset pictures form your lazy day at Kauai! I like how the clouds do add drama to the pictures!

Sorry that those nasty clouds stayed around for your next day's adventure though. I can understand how disappointing that is! I once hiked along the English coast with my father and the one day when we were supposed to come to a really spectacular stretch of coast line we were just hiking through dense fog and did not see anything. At least it cleared up for those spectacular canyons!!
 
Dang, I can't think what movie it is, but there's a comedy with a car chase where somebody steals a DOT truck and throughout the chase the worker at the back keeps putting down cones. Wish I could come up with it. :headache:

One of the Police Academy movies????



Mark for such difficult conditions to overcome you sure got a few wonderful shots.

Oh the kids fighting in the car..... and you have proof. :rotfl2: Priceless.


You got some great family shots all of them suitable for a Christmas card.


Oh yes a burger joint.. :hyper:
 
Looks like you guys got out of the car just in time to prevent a major sibling meltdown. I'm glad all was forgiven in short order!

Boo to the crappy weather. But I think you're right - It looks like it was only a partial washout. The pictures of the canyon on the way down are really lovely and you got some GREAT family shots. Very nice.

Yup - I would NOT want to be the person who puts all those traffic cones out every morning and takes them back down again. :sad2:
 
I am SO glad you got a decent look at the canyon- what a relief! When we were there they kept telling us that we were lucky to see what we saw- but you have REALLY made that point to me.

So sorry.

Very glad the kids made up before the end of the post.

In that situation (and the situation tonight where Timmy basically blamed not doing homework on April 1st on breathing) Pods always has the same remark-

Whose idea was it to have kids anyway???

:confused3

Well??????

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 
That's too bad about the clouds that day. You do have some great shots though, and the canyon is really pretty. Your family shots are really nice, and I had to laugh at the kids shunning each other. :rotfl:
 
Dang, I can't think what movie it is, but there's a comedy with a car chase where somebody steals a DOT truck and throughout the chase the worker at the back keeps putting down cones. Wish I could come up with it. :headache:

That doesn't ring a bell for me.:confused3 But it sounds funny. You'd think I would be up on all of the classic DOT worker scenes in Hollywood history.


It seems that Dave was the official "lookout".

I'd look out for him, that's for darn sure.

There are nice couples in Pennsylvania? :confused3 :laughing:

Maybe they're nicer in Hawaii. Or when you meet them at a Delaware Cheesecake Factory. :rotfl2:

Hey, you'd rather be there right now wouldn't you? Think of it that way!

::yes:: A thousand times yes.

Lord does this bring back memories.

Oh good, it's not just us. :headache:

Unfortunately, it took our two boys a lot longer than that to get over whatever it was they were debating, fighting over.

It always depends on the fight. The stupider the subject matter, the longer it goes on.


That picture? You can barely see us. Or is that why it's nice?:confused3

Yes, the alarm clock!

:sad2:

Much better; I'm glad the day wasn't an entire wash with the view.

Me too. Especially considering that was our only chance to see this.

Can't wait for your unique burger joint.

Mmmm...I'm hungry.

P.S. Did I send you link to my PTR? I can't remember. If not, link is in my siggy.

::yes:::thumbsup2
 
Captain, I am finally caught up with your trip report!

:cool1::cheer2::woohoo::banana:

What an epic adventure! I really loved the sunset pictures form your lazy day at Kauai! I like how the clouds do add drama to the pictures!

I'm glad you enjoyed the pictures! We don't get sunsets like that in Delaware for some reason. :confused3

Sorry that those nasty clouds stayed around for your next day's adventure though. I can understand how disappointing that is! I once hiked along the English coast with my father and the one day when we were supposed to come to a really spectacular stretch of coast line we were just hiking through dense fog and did not see anything. At least it cleared up for those spectacular canyons!!

It's always luck of the draw with weather, isn't it? Especially in a place known for high rainfall. I'm still working on a device to control the weather so we can get a clear view.

One of the Police Academy movies????

:confused3 That narrows it down to something like 15 movies, right? :rotfl:

Mark for such difficult conditions to overcome you sure got a few wonderful shots.

Thanks! We tried our best.

Oh the kids fighting in the car..... and you have proof. :rotfl2: Priceless.

:rolleyes1

You got some great family shots all of them suitable for a Christmas card.

Maybe not the super-rainy one.

Oh yes a burger joint.. :hyper:

:thumbsup2

I think you might be right Pat.

How many of these movies have you two watched, anyway?
 



















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