An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[celerystalker]

Ok. Reading a trip report about a drunk melly while being drunk yourself is pretty darn funny. Here's one to you and the happy haunts.

Umm. But trying to explain the art that is the trip report, especially a me(l) trip report is a bit harder. My friend doesn't buy it! I tried to explain that it's a novel with weird pictures of a trip to the wonderful world of disney, but he just thinks I'm a freak.

Well I'm off to go work out at the hotel work out room. I am still drunk, which is about the only way you'll catch me in a workout room.
It should be fun.

I think weiner salad must be of the devil. Biergarten has been added to my "not now nor ever" list of must dos.

Yay!

 

[jakensydsmom]

I was home today not feeling too well. so glad I waited to have some solid food in my belly to read about the weiner salad. Is everybody in Germany on the Atkins diet? What a plate you fixed! I guess after the General's cooking, that qualifies as cuisine?

 

[Disfan3]

I have to (saidly) agree with sher on this one Mel

LA!! Are you not going to FLAG FLAG FLAG Mel HH for that tube top she calls a DRESS??

You make me wear a Tankini and SHE gets to wear THAT? While DANCING? With kids and families and DADS???

FLAG I SAY FLAG FLAG FLAG!!!

I now know the reason Disney had to revamp and then re-uter the dress code. this year.

Mel was there.


MELLL...your TR is too cute! I love the pics...saidly I was one of those \\\"idiots\\\" who did not realize you can\\\'t PLOP your boot scootin booty down on minnies love seat...

thanks for laughing

my duodeum still hurts.

thanks again

next time warn me

thanks

 

[Shelby5514]

Gee, two installments yesterday and one today...are you going on vacation again? Thought you'd give us a little something to tide us over until your return?

Well...THANKS! Loved it!

 

[DptyDogg]

MMMMM, beer.

Little rays of sunshine held together by water.



Biergarten, always a must.

 

[ZZUB]

The last update on this was pretty lame, but the title, "What it Means to be Crimson Tide: Mel HH and Alabama's Greatest Players," well that's just gonna be good reading. Or it will be the reason you are finally banned from this place.

Until then, Roll Tide, Melly.

12 National Championships TFI

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

The last update on this was pretty lame, but the title, "What it Means to be Crimson Tide: Mel HH and Alabama's Greatest Players," well that's just gonna be good reading. Or it will be the reason you are finally banned from this place.

Until then, Roll Tide, Melly.

12 National Championships TFI

LAME?

Lame?


Lame(ish)?


Heh heh.

Well... I thought the title was pretty darn GREAT, anyhow. And INSPIRED! Even if the rest of it wasn't. So.

That was... until I read the title of your post. This one that I quoted.

Although wildly OT. And, be assured, I WILL report that post for that VERY REASON. TFI. It was superb. And funny.

So... I guess my stuff IS a little lame.

Perhaps I need to pay more attention to The TR Master.

I appreciate your input.

Although... you went over my head and did it behind my back. Quite the contortionist you are.

 

[PrincessAurora]

It goes by the name: Wiener Salad.

OK, I googled "weiner salad". I wanted to see if there was a recipe - REALLY. Here are some samples:

"support Skankin' Joe and his weiner salad addiction"
"I wouldn't hesitate to fix her a weiner salad"
"WEINER SALAD BAKE: Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes . Makes 6 servings "
"Garnished lamb roast. pork dish. Garnished stuffed piglet. bird dish. Duck roast. salad. Weiner salad. entree."

Isn't having weiner salad redundant if you are also serving a pork dish AND a garnished stuffed piglet? I mean how many pork products can you safely ingest in any one seating? And weiner salad is an ENTREE??!

You really need to explain the weiner salad some more. Was it just cold cut weiners, onions and oil & vinegar? Were the onions pickled or grilled or just raw? Did you get a picture?

OK, I will stop obsessing about this. I will go back to laughing at the duck smacking into the pole.

 

[ncseric]

OK, I give up...what's TFI? Only things I could find on the web were The Fertilizer Institute, which is how ZZUB would define this story; TFI Healthcare, which carries a lovely line of walkers and canes; and the Technological Fluency Institute, which many people reading this board have not attended.

 

[ncseric]

Isn't having weiner salad redundant if you are also serving a pork dish AND a garnished stuffed piglet? I mean how many pork products can you safely ingest in any one seating? And weiner salad is an ENTREE??!

It's the German Atkins diet.

"Vaiter, I vould like zome more viener salad vit mein schtuffed pig, bitte."

(think Colonel Klink when reading this)

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

OK, I give up...what's TFI? Only things I could find on the web were The Fertilizer Institute, which is how ZZUB would define this story; TFI Healthcare, which carries a lovely line of walkers and canes; and the Technological Fluency Institute, which many people reading this board have not attended.

Yes... YES... you must have missed the memo.

Or else you haven't been memorizing this report. Like I expect you to.

Geez.

ONCE AGAIN: TFI = FYI. BTW.

 

[ncseric]

Yes... YES... you must have missed the memo.

It's been known to happen. Just ask my wife.

Or else you haven't been memorizing this report. Like I expect you to.

Geez.

I think the drunk Mel pictures threw me for a loop. I was feeling ill this evening, now I guess I know why. It's either that or. all. the. stopping. and. starting.

ONCE AGAIN: TFI = FYI. BTW.

You need to go add an entry to urbandictionary.com for TFI. It'll be another outlet for your outstanding writing style, at least according to ZZUB. And just think, in a couple of weeks, you can "tear a strip" off his trip report too.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

It'll be another outlet for your outstanding writing style, at least according to ZZUB. And just think, in a couple of weeks, you can "tear a strip" off his trip report too.

Now... I'm DED.

Oh.


DED = DEAD. TFI.

 

[ncseric]

And ZZUB, I'm sure you have that scene at the beginning of Crimson Tide memorized, don't you? I am not an Alabama fan but it always sends a chill up my spine.

 

[HaleyB]

What do you mean who is Frickles?

That is like not knowing who Haley is. Geesh.

Hi Zzub!

 

[Sammie]

Ok I have to ask.

I don't normally read Trip Reports. Just don't have the time. But the Crimson Tide reference got my attention when I was checking the main forums page.

I have tried to get through most of the actual report which was interesting, but my question is this??

Why does everyone keep editing their comments. What is up with that?

 

[Mr. Silly]

Why does everyone keep editing their comments. What is up with that?

Perhaps it is because they are all a bunch of perfectionists constantly trying to master the art of honing woundrous prose out of forum commentary. Vying to be witty yet subtle, profound yet clever, amusing yet sublime. Being a master of prose in forum commentary is a challenging task, but one to which some must aspire.

But I think that it is more likely that it is because they just like those little edit messages.

 

[jamal]

Thanks Mr. Silly. That about explains it!

 

[ZZUB]

I do, in fact, get a chill when I watch the beginning of Crimson Tide. I also get a chill when I read this thing which some have confused for a Trip Report. So evidently I'm easily chilled. I'm the Ice Man. Sniff. Sorry about Goose. Sniff. He was a good man.

I have now re-read this entire Trip Report and I have to say, I did not find ANY references to either the Alabama Crimson Tide, its storied tradition, its 12 National Championships, its 21 SEC Championships, its iconic coach or its rib joint. Indeed, the only references to Alabama were an unexplained use of the word Bama to describe one of your kids and several desultory references to Alabama's most non-famous Disney loving alumni.

In other words, I don't know how you did it, but the title of your Trip Report is actually off-topic.

It's a new high in lows.

TFI: Ernesto looks to be less and less of a threat and more of an annoyance. Kind of like Howard Dean looked to John Kerry after the Scream Heard Around the World.

Also: Mel, you should post a key to your abbreviations and odd word pairings (e.g. sad=said) on page one so that that 100,000 people who aren't you can understand what this carp says.

Now I'm off. To tear a strip off. A bandaid.

Does Sheridac ever sleep?

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by ZZUB : Today at 12:07 AM. Reason: Did I see that correctly? Did I win an Emmy last night? Cool.

You did!! And. You were really cute. With your acceptance speech.

All emotional and stuff. Not in a rage at all. So unlike you.