Okay, here are my impressions of last nights show - not that anyone cares but I have 10 minutes to kill this morning

Scale 1-5
Taylor's first song - who couldn't see Simon's remark coming before the song even started? You know, it's pretty hard to sing Elvis without sounding Karaoke - especially one of his signature songs like JR. Still, I liked it a lot and think out of all the performances, it was the best one to kick off the show and get everyone in the mood for the theme. Not the best vocally of course - just the best they could have put in the kickoff position to get everyone in the mood for Elvis. Score - 4 Peanutbutter 'Nana Sandwiches
Elliott's first song - Did NOT like the first 20 or so seconds of nervous vibrato at all but he pulled it out at the end. Still, it was a boring song and outside of the first part that I remember not liking, I find it hard to remember the rest. Poor Elliott's song choices do that so much for me. Score - 3 Peanutbutter 'Nana Sandwiches
Chris's first song - Eh - still has absolutely no emotion when he sings. I give him one extra Peanutbutter 'Nana for not yelling at me during the song but take it back for that screech at the end of the second song. Just a Meh performance for me - seems to have phoned it in. Score - 3 Peanutbutter 'Nana Sandwiches
Katharine's first song - Huh? How the heck do you forget the lyrics to a song like Hound Dog? Not exactly lyrically challenging. You've hit the final 4 - there is no room for forgetting the lyrics to what you are singing. You are supposed to be the cream of the crop! And I agree with Simon - the bouncing around was too much. I said to Matt that it seemed so "pagent" like or like it was something from a B rated Vegas review. - Score 1 Peanutbutter 'Nana Sandwich
Taylor's second song - Wow. All that I can say - just wow. 5 Peanutbutter 'Nana sandwiches
Elliott's second song - I was scared of whether he could handle the vocals of this song but he did it well. Couldn't buy the whole "I'm evil" lyrics when he looks like a scared puppy up there at times - but overall - pretty darn good. - 4 Peanutbutter 'Nana Sandwiches
Chris's second song - this was my least favorite Chris performance ever - even over the screamed songs - because he sang this song with absolutely no emotion and the majority of the song was sung so darn monotone in a way too low note that he might as well have been talking it. And the gap in the lyrics while he was on that catwalk behind the judges - he just stood there with his mouth gapped open. He just does not seem to have a clue about stage presence. He will make an excellent band frontman because he will have others to interact with but I just can't see him as an exciting "solo act". And I'm not Chris bashing because Chris was originally my favorite in the competition. He just hasn't done anything for me lately. Score- 1 Peanutbutter 'Nana Sandwich
Katharine's Second song - oh no you didn't mess up the lyrics in your second song too, did you? Just pitchy and off key. The combination of the two performances makes me wonder if she wants to go home. Score - 2 Peanutbutter 'Nana sandwiches
So.. my bottom 2 - Chris and Katharine
Who should go home - Either one
Who will go home? Hopefully one of them and not Elliott or Taylor since the votes are so close.