A fictional Halloween question….

[Buzz Rules]

If you were a newlywed couple and your spouse revealed that they have been completely honest with you except for just now revealing they are a vampire, how would you react? They also tell you that they truly love you and have no intention to ever harm you. Would you run, give them a chance to explain their story, try to eliminate them yourself, ask to become one, go find a vampire hunter, or some other reaction? Have fun with the thread.

 

[LuvOrlando]

I'd be wondering how he got through the entire Marriage Mass without bursting into flames so I'd probably listen since the lore, as I know it, must be all wrong, tricky indeed.

 

[BrianL]

Well, sorry, but that's a deal-breaker, not just because vampires cannot be tolerated, but also because of the dishonesty. The relationship is tainted at that point. Aside from that, just because she wouldn't harm me, doesn't mean she isn't harming other people. Best case scenario, the vampire and all of it's kind are eliminated.

 

[Buzz Rules]

Well, sorry, but that's a deal-breaker, not just because vampires cannot be tolerated, but also because of the dishonesty. The relationship is tainted at that point. Aside from that, just because she wouldn't harm me, doesn't mean she isn't harming other people. Best case scenario, the vampire and all of it's kind are eliminated.

Would you eliminate her or ask her just for a peaceful divorce?

 

[BrianL]

Would you eliminate her or ask her just for a peaceful divorce?

Assuming we're not talking about some situation where theres like fake blood substitute or some nonsense and she's a traditional vampire preying on other humans, then yes, if I am capable of it, she gets taken out.

 

[Disneylover99]

I’d say, bite me.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

If you were a newlywed couple and your spouse revealed that they have been completely honest with you except for just now revealing they are a vampire, how would you react? They also tell you that they truly love you and have no intention to ever harm you. Would you run, give them a chance to explain their story, try to eliminate them yourself, ask to become one, go find a vampire hunter, or some other reaction? Have fun with the thread.

I'd tell my spouse to just be calm and that the good gentlemen with the nice white coats will be here soon.

 

[Buzz Rules]

I'd tell my spouse to just be calm and that the good gentlemen with the nice white coats will be here soon.

What if they showed you their fangs and turned into a bat? Would you need them to take you away?

 

[Buzz Rules]

I’d say, bite me.

Then you would save on airfare to Disney, since you would be able to fly.

 

[Buzz Rules]

Assuming we're not talking about some situation where theres like fake blood substitute or some nonsense and she's a traditional vampire preying on other humans, then yes, if I am capable of it, she gets taken out.

Would you look for a cure (I don’t know if that just a Vampire Dairies thing or if that’s in any folklore as well )?

 

[Buzz Rules]

I’d say, bite me.

No hesitation in becoming one?

 

[BrianL]

Would you look for a cure (I don’t know if that just a Vampire Dairies thing or if that’s in any folklore as well )?

Well, if in such a world that there is one, maybe. But, again, has she been out sucking people's blood? If so, then that's a major problem as even being cured doesn't automatically grant absolution for past crimes. This is not a grey area.

 

[Mysterian]

How is she walking around in the daylight while being a vampire? Not happening.

If she had notable features of a bat/ghoul, or suffers from porphyria-like symptoms, this is also a dead giveaway.

Or should I say…Undead giveaway.
dun dun dunnnnnn!

In some movies/books, vampirism could be reversed. Sometimes through blood transfusion, or killing the lead vampire. You could even become a vampire for a short time, like a test drive.

Just as with typical matters of the heart, dear readers, know that the prospective spouse of a vampire has their options.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

What if they showed you their fangs and turned into a bat? Would you need them to take you away?

Hey hun. I think someone slipped something into our sugar. I'm totally halucinating. Bat does a face palm.

 

[MamaMermaid]

I think I'd be ok with it? I mean shocked that vampires exist but openminded... especially if I could become one too and live forever!

 

[Buzz Rules]

I think I'd be ok with it? I mean shocked that vampires exist but openminded... especially if I could become one too and live forever!

Stay young as well. Plus you could watch over your descendants (unlike Katherine “watching out” for Elena).

 

[Disneylover99]

No hesitation in becoming one?

Nope. I’m all in.
Not really a fan of daytime. I like the night.

 

[Buzz Rules]

How is she walking around in the daylight while being a vampire? Not happening.

If she had notable features of a bat/ghoul, or suffers from porphyria-like symptoms, this is also a dead giveaway.

Or should I say…Undead giveaway.
dun dun dunnnnnn!

In some movies/books, vampirism could be reversed. Sometimes through blood transfusion, or killing the lead vampire. You could even become a vampire for a short time, like a test drive.

Just as with typical matters of the heart, dear readers, know that the prospective spouse of a vampire has their options.

 

[georgina]

Stake through the heart, baby.

 

[Buzz Rules]

Stake through the heart, baby.

But with love.