A fictional Halloween question….

[Buzz Rules]

I would watch from a distance…from my castle overlooking the ancestral home….but do I watch with binoculars? No. Vamp Vision!

I write my brats handwritten notes, tucked secretly in pastries: “No dating before 30. Sincerely, Not-Your-secret-Vampire-Great-Whatever-Times-Relative.“. They never suspect a thing! It’s a pretty good gig! It’s like interactive streaming drama series, where *I* pull the strings!

One time they ate the whole note with the pastry! Ok, maybe four times! Awkward!

Your 15 times great granddaughter is being cheated on by their stupid boyfriend, what do you do?

Option A: nothing

Option B: take pictures as proof and secretly send them to your descendant so she knows.

Option C: Surprise the cheating boyfriend and his lady friend and show them your fangs to give them the fright of their lives.

Option D: Use your super strength to teach him a lesson after he calls you an old man when you try to politely talk to him.

Option E: Hypnotize him into being a better person and to break up with your descendant.

Option F: Other

 

[Buzz Rules]

Would vampires have an advantage in professional sports?

 

[BrianL]

Would vampires have an advantage in professional sports?

Not in day games!

 

[Buzz Rules]

Not in day games!

Daylight rings exist in most modern folklores. So vampires have evolved with the times.

 

[BrianL]

Daylight rings exist in most modern folklores. So vampires have evolved with the times.

That would be considered a performance enhancing device, sir. They better stick to late games or domes venues!

 

[Buzz Rules]

That would be considered a performance enhancing device, sir. They better stick to late games or domes venues!

Or a treatment for a medical condition. Like an inhaler for asthma.

 

[BrianL]

Or a treatment for a medical condition. Like an inhaler for asthma.

Inhalers contain steroids, Buzz....

 

[Buzz Rules]

Inhalers contain steroids, Buzz....

But legal when someone has approval from a doctor….

 

[BrianL]

But legal when someone has approval from a doctor….

Well, if a vampire saw a doctor, wouldn't they be declared legally dead? Dead people are ineligible for sports last I knew.

 

[JLTraveling]

Daylight rings exist in most modern folklores. So vampires have evolved with the times.

Daylight rings? Feh, bunch of pansies. Lestat flew into the sun over the Gobi Desert way back in 1991, and all he got was a tan. Didn't need no stinking ring

Well, if a vampire saw a doctor, wouldn't they be declared legally dead? Dead people are ineligible for sports last I knew.

Are they though? Do the rules actually state that no dead person can play?

 

[Buzz Rules]

Well, if a vampire saw a doctor, wouldn't they be declared legally dead? Dead people are ineligible for sports last I knew.

Some vampires are doctors in V.D. and Twilight, so it’s possible.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

If you were a newlywed couple and your spouse revealed that they have been completely honest with you except for just now revealing they are a vampire, how would you react? They also tell you that they truly love you and have no intention to ever harm you. Would you run, give them a chance to explain their story, try to eliminate them yourself, ask to become one, go find a vampire hunter, or some other reaction? Have fun with the thread.

Lol, well this is an interesting question to think up!!!

I would just keep on living and ask them to tell me their story before making any decisions.