Cute suggestions! How do you get your brain working so early in the a.m.? Here's me...
Maybe we need a name AND a slogan, kind of like your Champagne Girls thing. Like "The International Talking Pirates: Making waves on the Western with Mickey"
Not sure about the International Talking Pirates part, but you get the drift.
If your DH has some graphic ideas, that would be great! I know a guy who does that for a living and thought about asking him, but I don't know him really well, so not sure. I thought if we came up with something good, it might be fun to do t-shirt transfers for anyone who wants them, but I'm getting WAY ahead of myself here, lol.