7/18/2010 Mickey's Baltic Ballyhoo!! Part 4

[jlawall]

They say that denial is the first indication of a troubled individual!

Hey, I'm not the one who talks about "you know what" all the time........

 

[jlawall]

Mustard
with relish

At this rate we should go back to pirates for every 100!

Agreed!

 

[MrsG]

Not moving down, just looking for a vacation house behind the MK. I have 7 or 8 on my list to look at while we are down. The one house lists that you can see the MK fireworks from the master bedroom window, that's what I want.

Good Luck!!!!!!! It sounds fabulous!

 

[jilljill]

Good Luck!!!!!!! It sounds fabulous!

Thanks. I keep looking online and driving DH crazy, BUT he's the one that brought up the idea of getting something down there this year.

 

[RJAYL]

Hey, I'm not the one who talks about "you know what" all the time........

What is you know what?

Agreed!

Hey we agree about something

 

[jlawall]

What is you know what?

Hey we agree about something

You know what "you know what" is..........

 

[RJAYL]

You know what "you know what" is..........

No I do not know what you know what you know is!

Hey is this an old Abott & Costello routine then I do know 1st base!

 

[Caropooh]

I'm going to pull all my hair out! AAAHHHHHH!!!! I've decided Boeing is testing me to see how many problem parts and situations I can handle and juggle at one time!

 

[RJAYL]

I'm going to pull all my hair out! AAAHHHHHH!!!! I've decided Boeing is testing me to see how many problem parts and situations I can handle and juggle at one time!

Chill you have to be good for at least a Dozen!

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Good evening everyone...

 

[RJAYL]

Good evening everyone...

Good evening Swami!

How are things in GB today?

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Good evening Swami!

How are things in GB today?

Nice hot and sunny and our exchange rate had a noticeable increase today due to the Fed printing a lot more money and pumping it into your economy.

So well done Barack!! keep it up.

I even paid off Discovery cove today!!!! in$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[jilljill]

I'm going to pull all my hair out! AAAHHHHHH!!!! I've decided Boeing is testing me to see how many problem parts and situations I can handle and juggle at one time!

Don't do that, then you will look like Robert.


No offense Robert, just pointing out a fact.

 

[RJAYL]

Nice hot and sunny and our exchange rate had a noticeable increase today due to the Fed printing a lot more money and pumping it into your economy.

So well done Barack!! keep it up.

I even paid off Discovery cove today!!!! in$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

See things are looking up! Izzie are you listening

 

[RJAYL]

Don't do that, then you will look like Robert.


No offense Robert, just pointing out a fact.

You now it takes work to keep looking like that on the EB Repo I even went into the spa for a haircut! Then they gave me a facial ewwwww I smelled like a tarts hanky!

I hear that reverse mowhawks are becoming all the rage!

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

"Does my bum look big in this?"​

Here are some of the more amusing responses:

Of course everyone knows... the correct answer is: "That dress doesn't make you look fat. The fat makes you look fat."

The right answer would be: Who cares? You're blocking the TV! (smack!)

A "Lady" shouldn't ask such personal questions... unless her rear end is not only blocking traffic on an 8-lane highway, but also interfering with air traffic control's radar!

The correct response is, "Honey, have you seen my keys? I swear they were right here. I'll go check the car while you finish dressing."

"Honey, you look great in anything, or nothing at all"

We're doomed. Say "no" and she won't believe you. Say "yes" and you're in the doghouse all night. My answer is to fake temporary deafness.

It's absolutely fine, but not in that colour. (Then suggest a colour that is obviously not available.)

Try: "Your butt is the standard by which all others are measured."

1) It's all relative, my dear. Does an elephant look big inside a circus tent?
2) Define 'big.'
3) Let me put it this way: have you ever seen the Hindenberg being maneuvered into its hangar?
4) Actually, your bum looks much larger out of that.
5) Don't worry dear. No one will notice your bum. They all be gagging at that hideous floral pattern.
Actually, you're right. You'll die a slow and horrible death no matter what your response.
No its fine dear, I just didnt know there was an ecpilse of the sun due.

You take her in your arms. You look in her eyes. You drink deeply from them. You place your hands at the small of her back and press gently, tenderly. You whisper into her ear, "Darling, every time I think about you I get so lost. I have no idea what fits you and what doesn't fit you and what looks good on you. All I know is that every time I put my arms around you I find it very difficult to take them away again." And go from there. Any questions?

Yeah, okay, I've got one, smart guy: what if she's so fat, there isn't even a part of her back you could call a "small", even if you *could* reach it? Ever think of that? Huh?
You could ask " What's that "Bum" doing in your pants in the first place?". And yes, you poor saps are doomed as there is no correct response to the question as we females only ask to start a fight or go to a ritzier place or to actually get you guys to think about the meaning of life. Also, there are other questions we females ask to befuddle you fellows, but if I told you any more I would have to kill you

 

[jilljill]

You now it takes work to keep looking like that on the EB Repo I even went into the spa for a haircut! Then they gave me a facial ewwwww I smelled like a tarts hanky!

I hear that reverse mowhawks are becoming all the rage!

DH had a haircut on our cruise last summer too and a facial, but he certainly didn't smell like a tart's hanky, they used 'manly products' on him. DD kept going in and checking on him and then come back to me laughing about him. It's a shame she didn't take the camera with her.

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

DH had a haircut on our cruise last summer too and a facial, but he certainly didn't smell like a tart's hanky, they used 'manly products' on him. DD kept going in and checking on him and then come back to me laughing about him. It's a shame she didn't take the camera with her.

How come you both know what a tarts hanky smells like?????????

 

[MrsG]

Nice hot and sunny and our exchange rate had a noticeable increase today due to the Fed printing a lot more money and pumping it into your economy.

So well done Barack!! keep it up.

I even paid off Discovery cove today!!!! in$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

The rate can't change now, we placed our order for Pounds but didn't get it yet.

Just hold off, Izzi. Things will turn around.

 

[jlawall]

No I do not know what you know what you know is!

Hey is this an old Abott & Costello routine then I do know 1st base!

Good evening everyone...

Andrew, tell Robert what I'm referring to........