Our Adventures in Nassau
OK, if you are paying attention, you know the plan is for me and two of the DD's to make a quick trip to the island, and get back on the ship.
So, at about 10:30 or so, we head down to the Deck 1 gangway, and head out to Nassau.
Today there are two other big ships docked with us at Nassau. Lots of folks are walking down the dock to the city. Here, as soon as you get off the dock you are in the city. You can see the "world famous" straw market and Senior Frog's restaurant from the ship. They are about three blocks away from where you enter the city from the dock. But before you get there, you will have to run the gauntlet of the locals hawking hair braiding, taxi rides, cigars, t-shirts, etc. Here on Nassau, the locals are very polite, and will leave you alone at the first "No, Thank You." I appreciate that. Be polite to them, and they are polite to you. That is not the case in every cruise port.
So, here we are on the dock, looking back toward the Wonder, as well as the other visiting ships:
And here we are at the end of the dock, entering Nassau:
As you enter Nassau, you are forced into a building that the Bahamian government must have built. It is kind of like a not so nice mall. There are little shops in there, and counters where all types of excursions are being sold. Keep on walking. There are signs to the exit. As you exit, there will be about 50 (or more) gentlemen offering to give you a ride to wherever you may wish to go on the island. You must tell each of them no thank you. Even if one of them already heard you say no thank you, he is still going to ask you. Maybe you will change your mind? Also, these fellows will ask you where you are going. If you say you are just going to walk to the straw market, they will advise you to take a cab, as the walk is longer than it looks. It isn't. You can practically see the straw market from where you are. Keep walking, they will leave you alone.
Tip # 14- If you are going to shop on Nassau, you do not need a cab. No matter what the nice men at the port mall tell you. Nassau is an easy city to walk around.
And then, you are in beautiful Nassau.
As we entered the city, we heard loud music, and could see that there was a parade going down the street, just the next block over. We love parades!
We must go look!
So we do.
This was quite a big parade. The strange thing was, that every participant in the parade had on the same yellow t-shirt, and every truck had a sign for Perry Christie, whoever he is:
It turns out that June 6th is the Bahamian Labor Day! A lot of streets are closed, and I am sorry to report that a lot of the stores were also closed.
It seems like everybody on this island is partying. If Perry Christie is running for office, then he clearly is going to win, because I didn't see his opponent's face anywhere.
Anyway, like I said, we like parades, so we ask the folks in the yellow t-shirts if we can join in . . .
Well, there you have it. The TCD family has officially endorsed Perry Christie. (I hope that he isn't a communist or something).
We walk along the parade route, and arrive at the "world famous" Straw Market:
Yes, that is really it.
The sad thing is that when we were last in the Bahamas in 2004, the building in which the Straw Market was housed had been destroyed by a hurricane. So, it was moved into this temporary structure. As I said that was in 2004. This was 2008. The old site is still just vacant ground. I guess they are still in the permitting process?
Anyway, I have to tell you that the old location wasn't that much nicer than this temporary location. I remember the first time we went and wondering what is the attraction of this place? And why is it called the Straw Market? It should be called the cheap t-shirt and fake purse market.
Sorry. So, we buy a few Bahamas t-shirts, and we are ready for our walk back to the ship.
As we exited the ship, the oldest DD noticed that there is now a Starbucks in Nassau (you are not surprised to hear that, are you?), and she wished to visit there on the way back to the ship. What the heck.
Here it is:
Wow! It looks just like a Starbucks. What a surprise

. There are a lot of young people in here with their laptops. I think this must be a hangout for the cruise employees. I don't recognize anyone from the Wonder, but the young people look like they work on cruise ships.
We have our coffee (much better than Nescafe), and head on back to the ship. We are walking along a narrow sidewalk, with buildings on one side, and a pretty busy road right next to us. Bahamanian drivers drive crazy, so we walk in single file.
All of a sudden my younger DD screams!
I turn.
If you have a weak stomach, please skip on to the next post. I am about to describe something pretty gross, but as a service to the public, I must go on.
Are you still with me? I'm warning you. Stop reading if you just ate.
So, I turn, and my DD is holding out her arm. There is a large amount of brown goo dripping from her arm. What the heck is that? Then I look up, and I see him. I can swear that I heard his evil Bahamian laugh. Here he is:
This evil creature had just unloaded the biggest load of bird doo-doo that I had ever seen in my life!
It was all over my DD's arm. And she was quite upset (understandably).
I found a dirty napkin on the ground, and got her arm wiped off pretty good.
And then I saw the back of her shirt:
Yes, that is bird doo-doo on there!
I told you it was gross.
And there was another big spot in the middle of her back.
How did all of that come out of that filthy bird?
I have heard pigeons be called flying rats. My mind went wild thinking of the diseases that this critter could be harboring. It still scares me to think about it. Even now. Don't anybody tell me that pigeons carry bird flu.
Sorry to share this with you, but I warned you.
So, this is the tip that I was foreshadowing a little bit ago:
Tip #15- Do not walk near any buildings in the Bahamas!
We get DD wiped off the best we can, and head back to the boat.
I tell her that we will laugh about this some day. I also tell her that getting bombed by a bird is good luck. You have heard that, too, haven't you?
I am tempted to hop in a cab and bring her to the Casino, because if bird doo is really good luck, I am thinking she should be playing at some of those tables. But, she is in no mood for gambling, and I am pretty sure that there is a minimum age at the casinos, so it is back to the ship.
But not before we stop for a photo op:
We head down the dock, and are back on the ship:
We had our fun in Nassau, and the rest of the day will be spent enjoying the activities aboard the Wonder.
TCD