HockeyMomR
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Speaking of Pool closings and maintenance: Since Ninja Mom is living in the frigid confines of the great white north and also has a pool, This is the letter that Ninja Mom sends out to all family members and neighborhood interlopers when her pool at home is closed:
Dear free loaders,
As the days get shorter and the nights get longer it is time for me to do the annual maintenance on the pool... all by myself... because none of you will get off your keisters and help me. To that end I am putting up official notice That the pool will be closed until I am good and ready to open it again... which after last years epic battles with it, namely the great PH battle, the misbehaving pool vacuum and the surprise snake in the skimmer, will open when I am good and ready for it, well that and I get a refill on my Prozac prescription.
Yeah sure the snake turned out to be rubber and my cardiologist said there was no permanent damage to my heart, but if I EVER catch the 4 year old who forgot their life like reptilian toy there will be a beating of unknown dimensions on the soles of their little size 5 feet.
So please collect all your belongings, your ratty pool towels, your broken goggles, your cracked supersoakers, your used bandaids, half of a pair of flop flops (who wears only one???) and beat feet out of my yard for the foreseeable future.
Signed, the Mistress of the deep (end of the pool).
PS. The only hurricane policy I have is that they should be served chilled in tall glasses with little paper umbrellas on them.
NM - I'll take a hurricane once the weather warms!