16 things to do at walmart

TeXaShOtTiE09

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ok my best friend sent this to me and i thought it was hilarious and the next weekend we actually went to walmart and did some of these things. .ps if you dont know what a walmart is its basically like a little mall/ grocery store is the best way i can put it.

sixteen things to do at walmart:D

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]
 
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.(i've set them off all at once and walked away)

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.(so many times)

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(didn't pick my nose, but used it as a mirror)

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" (no, but I've jumped out at people)


14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"(yep)


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!(done it)

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" (minus the "go pikachu go" thing I've done this)



oh the fun I have at walmart.
 
Ahahaha.
I love that.
I've done the bouncy ball thing in a dollar store once.
Dumb idea.
On the other side was those stupid cheap drinking glasses. nearly knocked over a bunch of those things.
 

TeXaShOtTiE09 said:
ok my best friend sent this to me and i thought it was hilarious and the next weekend we actually went to walmart and did some of these things. .ps if you dont know what a walmart is its basically like a little mall/ grocery store is the best way i can put it.

sixteen things to do at walmart:D

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]

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TeXaShOtTiE09 said:
ok my best friend sent this to me and i thought it was hilarious and the next weekend we actually went to walmart and did some of these things. .ps if you dont know what a walmart is its basically like a little mall/ grocery store is the best way i can put it.

sixteen things to do at walmart:D

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]
ahem...
 
TeXaShOtTiE09 said:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. (Oh what a joyous sound)

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. (i've done it with silly string)

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. (spill in aisle three. the clothes aisle)

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" (yep)

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. (YES!!!)

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (ROFL)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (007 theme)

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" (I've used a whoopie cushion before)

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" (lollipop heaven[5 years old])

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! (thought about it)

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things (I actually thought it would happen [5])

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]

LOL WAY TOO DANG FUNNY!
 
TeXaShOtTiE09 said:
ok my best friend sent this to me and i thought it was hilarious and the next weekend we actually went to walmart and did some of these things. .ps if you dont know what a walmart is its basically like a little mall/ grocery store is the best way i can put it.

sixteen things to do at walmart:D

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]


:rotfl: 15 killed me!

#2 would be funny. the clocks would go off at different times and employees wuold be running around like idiots trying to turn them off! :rotfl2:

#3, well, interesting. :lmao:
 
A couple of things to do at Kohls...

1. Put a thong on the mannequin's head.

2. Put a big bra on the manequin.

3. Have escalator races (the old ladies who work in the Kohls I go to think we are shoppers...not crazy teens!!)

4. Take all of the squishy pillows (the cush ones) and put them in a pile. Then either bury someone in them or jump in the pillows like a pile of leaves...LOL
 
At the mall tried runnign up a down escaltor. :] And i almost made it but I got yelled at .

Those things are funny.. :p
 
goofyandplutoluver said:
At the mall tried runnign up a down escaltor. :] And i almost made it but I got yelled at .

Those things are funny.. :p


Ty...oh...trust me - if you run UP a DOWN escalator (i do it all the time - rofl - even at that kihl's) ONLY DO IT WHEN THE OLD PEOPLE ARE WORKING. THEY WILL FEEL BAD YELLING AT YOU. TRUST ME!! LOL

- steph -
 


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