klineyqueen
<font color=red>I live in the country where nothin
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Congrats V!!! That is awesome!lbgraves said:
Congrats V!!! That is awesome!lbgraves said:
It sounds like you guys will have a great weekend!lillygator said:My sis just called me, seems somehow she roped my mom into coming up Saturday night to babysit for Pleasure Island.
Interesting.
Should be fun...last time we all played twister at one of the bars, drank from beach buckets at another, got completely drenched on arrival after spending 2 hours getting hair #7582 patted down just right, all in all ---vettechick's good times!
Oh how I wish we lived in FL!!!lillygator said:oh my ....Jan and Feb rates out for DCL Fl discounts....maybe a three nighter for Haley's birthday and I can somehow get Valentine's day in there too?
Our last cruise was in Jan. My DH and I were swimming at CC. The people from the island and the lifeguards were wearing sweatshirts and totally bundled up.Jhalkias said:We had to laugh last year. We were waiting in line at Spaceship Earth after the cruise, and we were the ONLY people in shorts. It was like 65 degrees! And it was probably going to be about 75 for the day. The Florida natives were dressed up like eskimos, and I am in a polo and shorts feeling GOOD!
They of course were looking at us like we were cuckoo.
John1
count me in!MrsMork said:![]()
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I love it. I want numbers!! And I think Brandi is going to be there with us. Anyone else?
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MrsMork said:Just got this from DrHug's best friend. My senseless post, laugh for the day. Looks like some of our young gentlemen might benefit from Class 3 particularly!
FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
AT THE
"LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY
Monday, October 30, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PMfor 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 P M for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PMfor 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PMfor 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
lbgraves said:A girl can dream, can't she?![]()
goofyforlife said:I've been wanting to go to one of the two places in Kentlands....
You wouldn't be interested in a day trip Karen would you.....
so bad....oh come on Kim...were we really that bad????kimerinc said:Oh My! you guys were so bad on that thread. I think those poor unsuspecting people must have thought you were crazy! I am laughing like crazy at all the inside jokes, but what in the world must they have been thinking.
Brack - what may I ask were you trying to achieve with that camera angle?brack said:
Awww...that is so cute!!! You should have dressed him up for our Knoebles mini meet!brack said:![]()
JoJo the DISDog
Sounds great for pirate night!pyramid2000 said:The girls had a good time last night at the Eid party (Ramadan). First we stopped at Boscovs, but what the heck happened to that store?!?! Sarah and Amanda were trying to find some sweaters and none fit very well. The one wouldn't even go on an arm?!Sarah likened it to one of those Chinese yo-yo things. We did find some cute capri legging with skulls all over them. Now we have to find a cute black skirt for over it and a neat top! Sound good for PN?