mum of two pirates
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Originally Posted by lbgraves
OK, on my way to bed...yawning already. I have to share this joke that I just got in my email.
A man walking along Bournemouth beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The man said: "Build a bridge to France so I can drive over anytime I want."
> The Lord said: "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Sea; the concrete and steel it would take.. it will exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: "Lord, I wish that
I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
What a cute idea! When DN sees it I'll bet it will all be worth the trouble.mum of two pirates said:I have to go back to our dollar tree and cindy window cling ons for my DN room as a surprise for her, Someone is sending her a letter from cindy at the castle next week or so. This is getting to be so much fun thoe even if it has been stressfull the last few days. Gotta get my house clean now. Brenda
Bella2000 said:So, I am looking at all of these cool pirate night photos and threads. Timon's electronic scrapbook was neat.
As I'm going through it all I realize hell would freeze over before DH will wear a pirates costume. Having him wear the handkerchief around his neck at the Whispering Canyon Cafe had me almost falling on the floor from the weight of my jaw dropping. I think that was it for another 10 years. Of course I think he'd be a wonderful pirate since he has that rakish sense of humor. He is just quiet about it - so its just not going to happen.![]()
becka said:Since some of you do not get around on the main board anymore I thought I would post the link to Timon's digital scrapbook: http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1201849&page=1&pp=15
It is well worth 5 minutes to look at it! I am still just in awe of the whole thing and if that counts as crafty I might have to renounce my anti-craft ways. I really must learn more about "digi-scraping" so I can attempt something after our cruise next year!
BECKA!!! BEWARE!! PJ is trying to make a crafter out of you. HIDE!!pjpoohbear said:Becka, I am thinking of moving to Digi-scrapping, have lots of photos and not alot of space to scrap in. A laptop, a printer (13x14 printouts) which in the long run will be cheaper to buying then all the other stuff, and time, much easier.And If I don't want to print out I can do an online ablum for others to see.
There are lots of free elements online for digi scrapping and Photoshop Elements is 75.00 CA$. Search Free Digital scrapbook elements, lots and lots, lol.
Pj
Ps. We could try some out on the ship, I will have my laptop with me. We could do a couple of pages and e-mail to you, lol.
That is a total bummer!!! I would be soooo sad if my Dh wouldn't play along. I hope he changes his mind for your sake!Bella2000 said:So, I am looking at all of these cool pirate night photos and threads. Timon's electronic scrapbook was neat.
As I'm going through it all I realize hell would freeze over before DH will wear a pirates costume. Having him wear the handkerchief around his neck at the Whispering Canyon Cafe had me almost falling on the floor from the weight of my jaw dropping. I think that was it for another 10 years. Of course I think he'd be a wonderful pirate since he has that rakish sense of humor. He is just quiet about it - so its just not going to happen.![]()
If you run out of stuff to do, you are welcome to come on out to our house.klineyqueen said:I have been a cleaning fiend!!! My house is looking good....I don't even have company coming!I usually save this kind of cleaning for a special reason!
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klineyqueen said:I have been a cleaning fiend!!! My house is looking good....I don't even have company coming!I usually save this kind of cleaning for a special reason!
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lbgraves said:What is frustrating about the kids being home while you are trying to do this is they are always wanting something so it takes twice as long to do.![]()
waltsgirl said:That is why my motto is "never clean when the kids are home" and since mine is always home..... Well you know what I do!!
Originally Posted by Bella2000
So, I am looking at all of these cool pirate night photos and threads. Timon's electronic scrapbook was neat.
As I'm going through it all I realize hell would freeze over before DH will wear a pirates costume. Having him wear the handkerchief around his neck at the Whispering Canyon Cafe had me almost falling on the floor from the weight of my jaw dropping. I think that was it for another 10 years. Of course I think he'd be a wonderful pirate since he has that rakish sense of humor. He is just quiet about it - so its just not going to happen.
Thanks PJ - good idea - I'll send him this smilie guypjpoohbear said:You should pack an eye patch just incase, then he can wear it with the bandana they give you at dinner. Maybe add a jewel to the patch for pirate effect. And if he won't wear it you can,.
Pj