Yeah, like the time I had my toe nail ripped off...by a door.
During school, I was being a pest to one of my friends outside his room, banging on the door and then running, we wanted in to watch TV (he had one of the only TV's on the floor...

)...one time I banged on the door and planned to burst into the door when he opened it...but he knew I was there and when he opened it, I put my foot (yes, BARE foot) at the base of the partially-opened door...he had other plans; he rammed his body against the inside to push me away...needless to say the door went OVER my toe...OVER...and the nail ripped right off. I must have ran around the floor for about 20 minutes screaming while he stood there and laughed about it...

Now thats pain...instant pain. That was real smart, eh? Pushing the door over someones foot...real smart. He ought to be ashamed for doing that...