So last night, we go to dinner at the Marina Bar in Portage Lakes (outside deck known as "The Key West of Akron", which in itself is an oxymoron). ANYHOO ... we left early because we were starved, got there around 5:20. Got called for dinner at 5:45. We saw a friend there who bought us a round of drinks (btw, probably the strongest mojitos I've ever had ... or merely the results of drinking on an empty stomach). We order dinner by 6pm. We wait. We wait. We wait. Around 7 the waitress starts apologizing. By 7:15 she offers to comp our appetizers and iced teas. By 7:30 she says, "You know what? I'm comping your entire meal." By 7:45 we got dinner (mind you, just a burger and a chicken sandwich).
So there you have it ... 2 free cocktails, 2 free iced teas, 1 dozen free wings, and 2 free dinners. Not too shabby!
Oh ... and drunken BFF texts ...