firemans wife
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oh, and Gatlinburg travelers? turn the LIGHT on when you get up in the night, ok. I just missed stepping on a scorpion in the bathroom in our cabin there.


oh, and Gatlinburg travelers? turn the LIGHT on when you get up in the night, ok. I just missed stepping on a scorpion in the bathroom in our cabin there.
Come over Friday.. We have to practice drinkning for the Cruise....hahahaha
I can make some mixed drinks....
I am going to smoke a Pork Loin or Shoulder...
Saturday is Jesse's party, just her and her friends. So come Friday....
Hey everyone.
We're finally up and ready to go. We are just a couple minutes from the bay bridge so we are going to grab a quick breakfast hit the bridge and hopefully be to the beach no later than lunchtime.
Happy day!
jeff
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
I'm doing great Lorna, thanks for asking.
Pretty quiet around here today. dogs are sleeping and work is all done. so I can just vegitate all day![]()
Kathy
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Hi Josh,.
what ar eyour plans for the long weekend? or are you working?
Kathy
Fortunately, Kathy, I don't work this weekend, and neither do my parents. Sadly, I don't think we're doing anything special.![]()
- Josh
That's a good joke, Kathy, I like it![]()
- Josh
Come over Friday.. We have to practice drinkning for the Cruise....hahahaha
I can make some mixed drinks....
I am going to smoke a Pork Loin or Shoulder...
Saturday is Jesse's party, just her and her friends. So come Friday....