ATTENTION: I am looking for a
CALIFornia
GIRL!
Code name: Cazalet
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sit back and be spoiled by a
SecretAgentZeta.
Should you choose not to accept it, well, then I'll just have to keep all the neat stuff I have planned for you
Your first clue to my identity is:
that I live somewhere east of the Rockies.
Do not try to follow this transmission.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Thread.