Zen And The Art Of PTR Maintenance. Sept 2016 PTR. 16/4 Trip Report Anyone??

[pkondz]

He is such a bad influence! It's all his fault!

I accept.

So catchy!

There's a movement to make it our new National anthem.




Or not.

I thought you meant you would feed me to the swans for free! But thanks for watching my back! Or at least part of it

No problem!



Now turn around. Slowly.

Yes. But it's gross.

Oh.

Very true. Cramps are the worst

Meh. We're British. We don't really care! Sorry Scotland!

If Scotland votes for independence and nobody notices...

Hey 85% of it is your fault Besides just imagine if I wasn't here!

See? You would totally miss me!

Oh, most definitely. 100%.

Errr...no Adele we are all inside.

Of course we are. It's freezing out there!

Anyway! Hello there party people! How are all of you guys? That's swell.

Well, actually... uh... oh. Nevermind.

I'm kidding I care. Seriously I hope everyone is good. I mean it this time!

Really? Well in that case... oh, nevermind.

Did you just say “knowing you Lu you probably changed everything and are now going to the moon”?

Don't be silly.


Now Mars.... Maybe.

Well that's just silly. Disney hasn't built a park on the moon (yet).

And when they do (I said "when" not "if") if they build It's a Small Moon, I'm not going.

Here have a gold star!

YES!!!!

So now our official hotel total stands at 7 (8 if you include the airport hotel!). So what do you think then, any ideas where we will being staying? Here is a clue: its a hotel and it's in Orlando. And…..go!

I don't even remember the hotels you are staying at!
Who can keep track!

I didn't really. It was paper clips!

Romy and Michelle.
And in that vein...

No you didn't. It was invented by Johan Vaaler in 1899.

Friendly friends! Me thinks I should do an update of some sort perhaps? But on what?

Hawt girls in Britain!

Oh I know! What has really been on my mind lately is booze! Does that surprise anyone? It did?

Or that.
Totally shocked. Said no one. Ever.

and also getting tipsy at all the restaurants in Disney!

Maybe I should plan a trip just to accompany you on your binge.
It'd be hysterical.

Okay first things first which way do you go around WS?

Start at home and go counter clockwise.

(which is handy as there is next to nothing to drink in Canada! What is up with that Canada?? Is this your fault @pkondz??)

Yep. I did that.
Sorry.

when I'm stone cold sober tequila is the devils work! But that has never stopped me before and it won't stop me on my whirlwind WS tour!

Blood Orange Margarita - tequila, orange liqueur, sweet-tart mix of blood orange juice, topped with wild berry foam, served on the rocks with a Tajin chili powder rim

Holy crap!

I like my tequila drinks to be fruity! Both of these seem like the best options to me! Yum yum!

Now we are all tequila'd out at Mexico let's take over very long journey too…

wobbly journey.

I'm clearly part Russian as I think about 70% of my body is vodka!

Na zdorovie.

But I am a sucker for whipped cream

Me too. Especially the licking it off part.
That is what you meant, isn't it?

Confession Time: Okay this is hard to write for me. You see I am a Geordie born and bred (if you don't know what a Geordie is it's very posh person from Newcastle Upon Tyne in England! And by very posh I mean we had a spin off from Jersey Shore called Geordie Shore so I think that sums it up ) and I don't like beer.

meh. I'm part German. And I don't like it either.

Bellini -White peach and raspberry puree, Prosecco

One of my favourite drinks.

 

[DonnaBeeGood]

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[BibbitybobityLu]

Wow!! This looks amazing! I wish I could convince Scott to do this but unless its beer he inst interested! But this looks like something I could get my sisters to do on our May trip! This will be the first time we have all gone together when we can all drink! Legally anyway hehehe! Ready to hear about the rest and really interested to hear about the monorail crawl and your restaurant drinks!

See I'm the total opposite to your DBF! If it's beer I'm so not interested! Cocktails all the way!!

Yes you should totally do this with your sisters! It would be so much fun for you guys! Oh but drink responsibly obvs!

I have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many drinks on my list it's
broaderline alocholicsville! But not quite!

I think I would want to go to Italy first!! I'm with you on the beer..ugh.

I might do Italy twice...for errrr.....research!

Beer

Yup, no beer for me either. But pomegranate martinis - mmmm, yummy!

We should start a no beer club! We will have a beer of the month where we send you
absolutely no beer!

Ooooo! And a martini yes club!

I'm in!

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

I accept.

There's a movement to make it our new National anthem.




Or not.

No problem!



Now turn around. Slowly.

Is this like close your eyes you'll get a surprise?

If Scotland votes for independence and nobody notices...

Meh!

Oh, most definitely. 100%.

Of course we are. It's freezing out there!

It was -4 °C this morning! (I don't know what that is in American! )

Well, actually... uh... oh. Nevermind.

Really? Well in that case... oh, nevermind.

I really was serious that time. But now I don't care It's all just:

Don't be silly.


Now Mars.... Maybe.

Well that is the planet where men come from and I am single...

And when they do (I said "when" not "if") if they build It's a Small Moon, I'm not going.

Yes you will!

I don't even remember the hotels you are staying at!
Who can keep track!

Not me!

Romy and Michelle.
And in that vein...

No you didn't. It was invented by Johan Vaaler in 1899.

I didn't? Errrrr.....DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE!

Hahaha! I can say anything I want know and he won't have a clue!

Hawt girls in Britain!

But you already know all about me! But as a recap:

Or that.
Totally shocked. Said no one. Ever.

Maybe I should plan a trip just to accompany you on your binge.
It'd be hysterical.

Yes you should! Especially since it will be both me and @TheLittleKatie!

If you aren't there I guess we will just have to find some friends of Gaston to keep us company!

Start at home and go counter clockwise.

I think your thinking start drinking BEFORE I even get on the plane! Good plan!

Yep. I did that.
Sorry.

wobbly journey.

Oh don't worry I'll be fine!

Na zdorovie.

Me too. Especially the licking it off part.
That is what you meant, isn't it?

Uh...yes! That's what I meant! Licking...off...spoons...yep just spoons...

meh. I'm part German. And I don't like it either.

And you are a man! Isn't that part of man code that you must love beer??

Well I guess you are never getting that man card back now!

One of my favourite drinks.

I'm not surprised! It's very manly!

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

Continued from previous post

Morocco


Oh yes! This looks good! Lets see…

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Tangier's Breeze - peach vodka, midori and pineapple juice

​

Yep sounds good!


Mediterranean Journey- Contreau, peach vodka, orange juice topped with grenadine

​

Strawberry Daiquiri

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Tangierine Cocktail

​

Andalusian Nights - apricot brandy, Myers dark rum and orange juice and pina colada mix

​

Moroccarita - vodka, lemon/lime juice, Triple Sec

​

Royal Blue Slushie - vodka, coconut rum and blue raspberry


(no pictures but it sounds AMAZING)

Tropical Breeze Smoothie - rum, peach, mango and banana


(no pictures but sounds good!)

Mixed Berries Delight Smoothie - vodka and mixed berries


(no pictures but this is my favourite so far!)

​

Right. Next! Where is next…..

France

Oh I've been waiting for this!!

​

Citron: Grey Goose Citron, Vodka and Lemonade Slush


Orange: Grand Marnier, Rum and Grey Goose Orange Slush

​

Yes yes yes to both!

Ice Cream Martini - 2 scoops of ice cream or sorbet, served in a martini glass with a shot of Grand Marnier, Whipped Cream Vodka or Rum

​

As Queen Stacey would say YUM AND WOW!

​

Okay only two countries to go! Maybe it's time to go home….to my home pavillio that is!

UK


Now this is my home pavilion so naturally I'd have the one cocktail that can be found everywhere!


Magical Star Cocktail - X-Fusion Organic Mango and Passion Fruit Liqueur, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, and a souvenir Multicoloured Glow Cube

It's adorable!

Really there is only one cocktail for me, the one named for me of course


English Rose - Beefeater Gin, Apricot Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice, served in a souvenir cup

​

Although this looks epic:

Welsh Dragon - Peach Schnapps, Melon Liqueur, Creme de Menthe, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice served in a souvenir cup

​

Oh so green!

Right we made it! Final country! It's my favourite honorary lady @pkondz's home nation…

Canada


This is kind of difficult as I have no idea what is actually available in Canada booze wise, do any of you guys know?


I'm thinking that if there isnt much in Canada to glug glug I might pretend that the Refreshment Port is actually part of Canada and have this as a compromise:

Dragon Berry Refresher - featuring Bacardi Dragon Berry Rum

​

Oh! I forgot Africa!



Mango Starr - Mango puree with African Starr Rum

​

So that's part one of my new three part series soon to be available in all good PTRs!

Next: Monorail Crawl, and later Restaurant Booze Jamboree!

​

​

Act now and get the bonus "Everything else left to drink!" completley FREE (+£39.95 shipping and handling)
Order NOW!!​

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And get a free hula chair! (When you buy it yourself! ) You know you want to!

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Coming soon!!




Hmmm? Sorry what was that? This isn't the update you wanted?

​

You wanted to know what other hotel I booked? Oh man! You want me to tell you now????

​

I'm far to lazy right now! Next time! Almost certainly!

​

 

[KathyM2]

English Rose - Beefeater Gin, Apricot Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice, served in a souvenir cup

This sounds divine! I would love one right now actually....

This is kind of difficult as I have no idea what is actually available in Canada booze wise, do any of you guys know?

How can this be??? Well duh...there must be beer lol...but if that isn't your thing..(and it isn't mine either) then I have no clue..and I live in Canada lol

 

[cinderkelly]

We would make excellent drinking buddies!!! I'm all about anything fruity and anything vodka! All of those drinks look amazing!! I don't tend to drink beer either, especially when it's hot ( hello headache) but I have to admit the grapefruit beer is one I might need to try.

I'll just listen for you and @TheLittleKatie in all the drinking establishments! Save some fruity blended drinks for me!

 

[pkondz]

Whoa. Forceful.


I like that.

Is this like close your eyes you'll get a surprise?

Er... yes. That's it, exactly.

It was -4 °C this morning! (I don't know what that is in American! )

I wouldn't know. Why would anyone not use Celsius?
I always convert for my US readers... but since most of the world doesn't... shouldn't they have to convert?

I really was serious that time. But now I don't care It's all just:

Phew! Pressure's off!

Well that is the planet where men come from and I am single...

Single no more!

Yes you will!

Okay!

I didn't? Errrrr.....DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE!

Ha! Nothing you do or say can distract me!

uhhh.....................

Hahaha! I can say anything I want know and he won't have a clue!

what?

But you already know all about me!

Likes to wear whipped cream. Check.

There it is.

Best movie

Yes you should! Especially since it will be both me and @TheLittleKatie!

And you have no idea just how tempting that is!

If you aren't there I guess we will just have to find some friends of Gaston to keep us company!

Dang it!!!

I think your thinking start drinking BEFORE I even get on the plane! Good plan!

You're welcome.

Uh...yes! That's what I meant! Licking...off...spoons...yep just spoons...

Sure spoons too. Why not.

And you are a man! Isn't that part of man code that you must love beer??

Nope. Being a man means being secure enough in your own skin to not have to bow to peer pressure and having the cahones to do it.

Well I guess you are never getting that man card back now!

Do you think they bought that previous bit?

I'm not surprised! It's very manly!

 

[pkondz]

Tangier's Breeze - peach vodka, midori and pineapple juice

yum

Mediterranean Journey- Contreau, peach vodka, orange juice topped with grenadine

yum

Strawberry Daiquiri

yum

Tangierine Cocktail

yum

Andalusian Nights - apricot brandy, Myers dark rum and orange juice and pina colada mix

rum. nope.

Moroccarita - vodka, lemon/lime juice, Triple Sec

yum

Royal Blue Slushie - vodka, coconut rum and blue raspberry

coconut and rum??? blech!

Tropical Breeze Smoothie - rum, peach, mango and banana

nope.

Mixed Berries Delight Smoothie - vodka and mixed berries

yum

Citron: Grey Goose Citron, Vodka and Lemonade Slush


Orange: Grand Marnier, Rum and Grey Goose Orange Slush

yes! yes! oh, man! Yes!

Now this is my home pavilion so naturally I'd have the one cocktail that can be found everywhere!


Magical Star Cocktail - X-Fusion Organic Mango and Passion Fruit Liqueur, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, and a souvenir Multicoloured Glow Cube

and yum again.

Really there is only one cocktail for me, the one named for me of course


English Rose - Beefeater Gin, Apricot Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice, served in a souvenir cup

Well, it would make you a cannibal... but you sound delicious.

Although this looks epic:

Welsh Dragon - Peach Schnapps, Melon Liqueur, Creme de Menthe, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice served in a souvenir cup

Want. Very much.

It's my favourite honorary lady @pkondz's home nation…

I don't know why there isn't something with Crown Royal. Just voted best whiskey in the world is all.
Sheesh.

And get a free hula chair! (When you buy it yourself! ) You know you want to!

Well.... yes.

 

[SnowWhiteOz]

There are three drinking type “events” I want to do: drink around the world and do a monorail crawl (thanks to @SnowWhiteOz! ) and also getting tipsy at all the restaurants in Disney!

Mexico

Blood Orange Margarita - tequila, orange liqueur, sweet-tart mix of blood orange juice, topped with wild berry foam, served on the rocks with a Tajin chili powder rim

This one is my pick for Mexico - I mean you can't go wrong with blood orange and it gets rave reviews on the Disney food blog!

Norway

This is a tricky one as I don't really know much about what there is to get tipsy on in Norway so I've pulled two options one being a the chicken approach and the other is shots!

Viking Coffee - flavored with Kamora Coffee Liqueur and Baileys Irish Cream

Then there's this:

Linie Aquavit Glacier Shot

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Which was affectionately described as “Satan’s tears” by a blog I read! Sounds like fun! Hopefully we survive that let's move on will we still can to…

See I don't drink Coffee flavoured things so I'm stuck with Satan's Tears...

China

Now here is my kind of spot! Drinks with vodka! I'm clearly part Russian as I think about 70% of my body is vodka!

Canto Loopy - with Vodka and Cantaloupe Juice

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Yum yum and yummy!

But part of me really wants to try this:

Tipsy Ducks in Love - with Bourbon Whisky, coffee, black tea, cream and chocolate syrup

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Just cause of the name! It actually sounds awful (I hate hate hate whisky of any kind!) so I probably wont order it! But I am a sucker for whipped cream (no pun intended! ). Moving on to…

I want that cantaloopy so bad. P.S I've heard nothing but bad things about Tipsy Ducks

Germany


Confession Time: Okay this is hard to write for me. You see I am a Geordie born and bred (if you don't know what a Geordie is it's very posh person from Newcastle Upon Tyne in England! And by very posh I mean we had a spin off from Jersey Shore called Geordie Shore so I think that sums it up ) and I don't like beer.

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Now I am officially disowned by the Toon! The shame! But alas tis true! But as it's for such a good cause I'm going to try some beer! This one in fact:


Schofferhofer Pink Grapefruit Hefeweizen

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If I can keep the beer down let's move on again to….

You think that's bad - I'm an Australian who doesn't like beer.


And I gave in a tried the grapefruit beer last trip - still not a fan!

Italy

This is one I'm most looking forward to! So many choices!! I'll just have one of everything!

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Bellini -White peach and raspberry puree, Prosecco

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Frizzante - Campari, mandarin juice, Prosecco

(which I can't find a picture of! )

Pomegranate Cosmopolitan -Citrus Vodka, Triple Sec liqueur, pomegranate juice

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Italian Martini- Citron vodka, Limoncello, triple sec, lemon juice, sour mix


(sorry no picture again )

Rossini -Strawberry puree, Prosecco

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Okay now we are very tipsy thanks to Italy let's get going before we embarrass ourselves! On to…

Lots of good options there - I don't think you could go wrong with any of them

America

There are basically three options in here. Not all my favourites but still! When in Rome...or the American pavilion!

Coffee or Latte - with your choice of Bailey's, Kahlua or Jameson

(no photo but it's coffee and booze!)

Frozen Red Stag Lemonade - frozen lemonade made with Jim Beam Bourbon

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Tea Breeze - fresh brewed tea and frozen lemonade topped with vodka

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Well now we have visited our American cousins let's get shifting to…

They all sound disappointing

Japan

I think I would have to see what the mysterious Frozen Cocktail is! I love the look of this:

Tokyo Sunset

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No idea what's in it but it looks so pretty!

 

[SnowWhiteOz]

Morocco


Oh yes! This looks good! Lets see…

​

Tangier's Breeze - peach vodka, midori and pineapple juice

​

Yep sounds good!


Mediterranean Journey- Contreau, peach vodka, orange juice topped with grenadine

​

Strawberry Daiquiri

​

Tangierine Cocktail

​

Andalusian Nights - apricot brandy, Myers dark rum and orange juice and pina colada mix

​

Moroccarita - vodka, lemon/lime juice, Triple Sec

​

Royal Blue Slushie - vodka, coconut rum and blue raspberry


(no pictures but it sounds AMAZING)

Tropical Breeze Smoothie - rum, peach, mango and banana


(no pictures but sounds good!)

Mixed Berries Delight Smoothie - vodka and mixed berries


(no pictures but this is my favourite so far!)

​

Right. Next! Where is next…..

What? No Sultan's Colada?

Oh I've been waiting for this!!

​

Citron: Grey Goose Citron, Vodka and Lemonade Slush


Orange: Grand Marnier, Rum and Grey Goose Orange Slush

​

Yes yes yes to both!

Ice Cream Martini - 2 scoops of ice cream or sorbet, served in a martini glass with a shot of Grand Marnier, Whipped Cream Vodka or Rum

​

As Queen Stacey would say YUM AND WOW!

​

Okay only two countries to go! Maybe it's time to go home….to my home pavillio that is!

This is like the Sophie's Choice of themed land based drinks..

Now this is my home pavilion so naturally I'd have the one cocktail that can be found everywhere!


Magical Star Cocktail - X-Fusion Organic Mango and Passion Fruit Liqueur, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, and a souvenir Multicoloured Glow Cube

It's adorable!

Really there is only one cocktail for me, the one named for me of course


English Rose - Beefeater Gin, Apricot Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice, served in a souvenir cup

​

Although this looks epic:

Welsh Dragon - Peach Schnapps, Melon Liqueur, Creme de Menthe, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice served in a souvenir cup

​

Oh so green!

On the one hand you have gin but on the other hand you have dragons...

Canada


This is kind of difficult as I have no idea what is actually available in Canada booze wise, do any of you guys know?


I'm thinking that if there isnt much in Canada to glug glug I might pretend that the Refreshment Port is actually part of Canada and have this as a compromise:

Dragon Berry Refresher - featuring Bacardi Dragon Berry Rum

​

They have the Torontopolitan

You wanted to know what other hotel I booked? Oh man! You want me to tell you now????

​

I'm far to lazy right now! Next time! Almost certainly!

​

 

[TheLittleKatie]

I've learnt so much from these updates! Booze is actually one of few things I haven't ever researched for some reason, but now I have some ideas thank you!!

Pomegranate Margarita - premium silver tequila, orange liquor, agave nectar, pomegranate/blueberry liquor served with Strongbow cider on the rocks with hibiscus Himalayan salt rim

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Frozen Margarita-Tequila, Triple Sec, and Fruit Mix - Lime, Strawberry, Mango,

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These both sound good, although I can't justify two margaritas in the first country The frozen one will probably be tempting in the Orlando heat, and it also might numb the taste of tequila!

Viking Coffee - flavored with Kamora Coffee Liqueur and Baileys Irish Cream

This sounds like it would slip down wayyyy too easily! YUM!

Linie Aquavit Glacier Shot

Yeeeeah I'll be staying away from the shots... Dry-heaving isn't very family friendly

Which was affectionately described as “Satan’s tears” by a blog I read

Errrm yeah, definitely staying away. I would enjoy watching you down it though..!!

China

Now here is my kind of spot! Drinks with vodka!

Oooh yessss. These all sounded good!

Confession Time: Okay this is hard to write for me. You see I am a Geordie born and bred (if you don't know what a Geordie is it's very posh person from Newcastle Upon Tyne in England!

Only the very poshest of post people!!!!!! It's a very elitist club.

And by very posh I mean we had a spin off from Jersey Shore called Geordie Shore so I think that sums it up ) and I don't like beer.

You'll be kicked out of the toon for that!!!!!

You've managed to find the only Geordie Shore clip that doesn't contain any profanity!
Wait...
Yes, I just searched Geordie Shore gif, and I am correct

Bellini -White peach and raspberry puree, Prosecco

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Yesss please

Pomegranate Cosmopolitan -Citrus Vodka, Triple Sec liqueur, pomegranate juice

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Yesss please

Tokyo Sunset

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No idea what's in it but it looks so pretty!

I thought the exact same thing! Ooh that's pretty, I'd like one. Wait, what's even in it?!

Rahn Stap!! Staaappp it Rahn!

Orange: Grand Marnier, Rum and Grey Goose Orange Slush

YES this will be mine!

Ice Cream Martini - 2 scoops of ice cream or sorbet, served in a martini glass with a shot of Grand Marnier, Whipped Cream Vodka or Rum

​

This actually exists?! Ok wow.

As Queen Stacey would say YUM AND WOW!

Yes she would!!!

Magical Star Cocktail - X-Fusion Organic Mango and Passion Fruit Liqueur, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, and a souvenir Multicoloured Glow Cube

I felt so lame ordering this last year because it's not very adventurous, but it's so tasty!!!! I love me a Magical Star

English Rose - Beefeater Gin, Apricot Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice, served in a souvenir cup

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That is the coolest souvenir mug and I want it. Also, this looks HUGE?!?!

Next: Monorail Crawl, and later Restaurant Booze Jamboree!

Yay looking forward to it

You wanted to know what other hotel I booked? Oh man! You want me to tell you now????

Ugh!

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Daa]

See I'm the total opposite to your DBF! If it's beer I'm so not interested! Cocktails all the way!!

Yes you should totally do this with your sisters! It would be so much fun for you guys! Oh but drink responsibly obvs!

I have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many drinks on my list it's
broaderline alocholicsville! But not quite!

I might do Italy twice...for errrr.....research!

Beer

We should start a no beer club! We will have a beer of the month where we send you
absolutely no beer!

Ooooo! And a martini yes club!

I'm in!

I have told my sisters about this and they are totally onboard! Especially Younger sis as she is finally legal! Plus this might be our last chance for awhile as older sis is trying to get preggo! Your drinks lists are just amazing! I want them all!!

Continued from previous post

Morocco


Oh yes! This looks good! Lets see…

​

Tangier's Breeze - peach vodka, midori and pineapple juice

​

Yep sounds good!


Mediterranean Journey- Contreau, peach vodka, orange juice topped with grenadine

​

Strawberry Daiquiri

​

Tangierine Cocktail

​

Andalusian Nights - apricot brandy, Myers dark rum and orange juice and pina colada mix

​

Moroccarita - vodka, lemon/lime juice, Triple Sec

​

Royal Blue Slushie - vodka, coconut rum and blue raspberry


(no pictures but it sounds AMAZING)

Tropical Breeze Smoothie - rum, peach, mango and banana


(no pictures but sounds good!)

Mixed Berries Delight Smoothie - vodka and mixed berries


(no pictures but this is my favourite so far!)

​

Right. Next! Where is next…..

France

Oh I've been waiting for this!!

​

Citron: Grey Goose Citron, Vodka and Lemonade Slush


Orange: Grand Marnier, Rum and Grey Goose Orange Slush

​

Yes yes yes to both!

Ice Cream Martini - 2 scoops of ice cream or sorbet, served in a martini glass with a shot of Grand Marnier, Whipped Cream Vodka or Rum

​

As Queen Stacey would say YUM AND WOW!

​

Okay only two countries to go! Maybe it's time to go home….to my home pavillio that is!

UK


Now this is my home pavilion so naturally I'd have the one cocktail that can be found everywhere!


Magical Star Cocktail - X-Fusion Organic Mango and Passion Fruit Liqueur, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, and a souvenir Multicoloured Glow Cube

It's adorable!

Really there is only one cocktail for me, the one named for me of course


English Rose - Beefeater Gin, Apricot Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice, served in a souvenir cup

​

Although this looks epic:

Welsh Dragon - Peach Schnapps, Melon Liqueur, Creme de Menthe, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice served in a souvenir cup

​

Oh so green!

Right we made it! Final country! It's my favourite honorary lady @pkondz's home nation…

Canada


This is kind of difficult as I have no idea what is actually available in Canada booze wise, do any of you guys know?


I'm thinking that if there isnt much in Canada to glug glug I might pretend that the Refreshment Port is actually part of Canada and have this as a compromise:

Dragon Berry Refresher - featuring Bacardi Dragon Berry Rum

​

Oh! I forgot Africa!



Mango Starr - Mango puree with African Starr Rum

​

So that's part one of my new three part series soon to be available in all good PTRs!

Next: Monorail Crawl, and later Restaurant Booze Jamboree!

​

​

Act now and get the bonus "Everything else left to drink!" completley FREE (+£39.95 shipping and handling)
Order NOW!!​

​

And get a free hula chair! (When you buy it yourself! ) You know you want to!

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Coming soon!!




Hmmm? Sorry what was that? This isn't the update you wanted?

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You wanted to know what other hotel I booked? Oh man! You want me to tell you now????

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I'm far to lazy right now! Next time! Almost certainly!

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Wow! Morocco and France are my favorite so far!!! Yummy!

Really? A free extra for only £39.95 s&h?? And a free hula chair?? Ill take two! So funny! I love your PTR!

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

Before I go any further I just want to say as it was Fuller House day yesterday I ​

binge watched all 13 episodes on Netflix (I love you Netflix!!) last night!

I know what you are all thinking:

Well all I can say to that is:

I don't care! I loved it! It's cheesy and silly and that is what we all love!

So as it was Fuller House day yesterday today it's "Why did I watch all the episodes already! When is Season 2??" day!

The Fuller House Club gets it!! Right @TheLittleKatie @HomeSweetDisney @Leshaface??

Okay! Back to our regularly (well at least for me!) scheduled PTR!! ​

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

This sounds divine! I would love one right now actually....

Or maybe two....

How can this be??? Well duh...there must be beer lol...but if that isn't your thing..(and it isn't mine either) then I have no clue..and I live in Canada lol

I know it's so odd that there isn't more options But I'm sure there must be something there! I will do plenty of research when I'm there and report back! I'm so selfless like that!

We would make excellent drinking buddies!!! I'm all about anything fruity and anything vodka! All of those drinks look amazing!! I don't tend to drink beer either, especially when it's hot ( hello headache) but I have to admit the grapefruit beer is one I might need to try.

I'll just listen for you and @TheLittleKatie in all the drinking establishments! Save some fruity blended drinks for me!

Yes yes yes! Fruity and vodkary all the way!! Vodkary is a word! I'm sure!

@TheLittleKatie and I will try and leave some booze for you. Emphasise on the word try!

I have told my sisters about this and they are totally onboard! Especially Younger sis as she is finally legal! Plus this might be our last chance for awhile as older sis is trying to get preggo! Your drinks lists are just amazing! I want them all!!

You guys will have so much fun! Yes best to do this before your sister gets pregnant!

Didn't I read that you guys are going in May?? Or did I imagine that? Well if you are going then you have to let me know how drinking round the world goes!

Wow! Morocco and France are my favorite so far!!! Yummy!

They do look good!

Really? A free extra for only £39.95 s&h?? And a free hula chair?? Ill take two! So funny! I love your PTR!

Hey I'm all about giving my PTR readers a good deal! I'm glad you are enjoying it!

 

[cinderkelly]

Yes yes yes! Fruity and vodkary all the way!! Vodkary is a word! I'm sure!

OH vodkary is totally a word! At least it is now!

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

Whoa. Forceful.


I like that.

Oh good!

Er... yes. That's it, exactly.

Oh! Okay then! Turning around.....

I wouldn't know. Why would anyone not use Celsius?
I always convert for my US readers... but since most of the world doesn't... shouldn't they have to convert?

America has it's own rules!

Single no more!

Ha! Nothing you do or say can distract me!

uhhh.....................

what?

My evil plan worked!!

Likes to wear whipped cream. Check.

Always

Best movie

And you have no idea just how tempting that is!

Dang it!!!

Well what do you expect?

Sure spoons too. Why not.

Only on special occasions

Normally it's more like this:

I'm verrrrrrry classy!

Nope. Being a man means being secure enough in your own skin to not have to bow to peer pressure and having the cahones to do it.

Oh of course. Yep. Sure. Like these dudes?

Do you think they bought that previous bit?

I do not.

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

rum. nope.

coconut and rum??? blech!

I'm sorry! I can't help it that rum seems to sponsor all my drink choices!

I don't love coconut but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!

yes! yes! oh, man! Yes!

Well, it would make you a cannibal... but you sound delicious

Oh yes! I am delicious! And very fruity!

I don't know why there isn't something with Crown Royal. Just voted best whiskey in the world is all.
Sheesh.

Whiskey?

Well.... yes.

Who doesn't??

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

This one is my pick for Mexico - I mean you can't go wrong with blood orange and it gets rave reviews on the Disney food blog!

So true! You really can't go wrong with blood orange! Good to know it gets rave reviews!

See I don't drink Coffee flavoured things so I'm stuck with Satan's Tears...

I only do coffee things if they are cold...but that Satan's Tears drink Maybe I will do the coffee as a chaser!!

I want that cantaloopy so bad. P.S I've heard nothing but bad things about Tipsy Ducks

Yeah it doesn't sound like it would be good! But the name is adorable! But not enough to drink that concoction!

You think that's bad - I'm an Australian who doesn't like beer.


And I gave in a tried the grapefruit beer last trip - still not a fan!

And you are still allowed to be and Aussie???

Lots of good options there - I don't think you could go wrong with any of them

Or all of them...

They all sound disappointing

Don't they?? I would have thought they would have a better selection.

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

What? No Sultan's Colada?

I love the sound of it apart from the almond liqueur

This is like the Sophie's Choice of themed land based drinks..

I know! Make a choice?!?!

On the one hand you have gin but on the other hand you have dragons...

True. Tough times

They have the Torontopolitan

Oooooh! That looks good!!

Thanks!