Your Worst Date Ever Story

[RUDisney]

So did you ever experience any paranormal activity in the room?

Isn't that a rather personal question?

 

[tkd lisa]

My freshman year in college this guy asked me out..so for our first date - we went to his parent's house for dinner!During dinner, they were asking me all kinds of questions about my future with their son, how many kids we will have..etc! It was really, really strange!
We then watched home videos of their family. It was really the strangest dating experience I have ever been through. Obviously, that was the one and only date with that guy!

Oooooh, I thought I was the only one with that date story! I had repressed the memory until I read this!

I was a junior in college and a friend fixed us up. When we got to their house, he told me that his grandmother had just died, so they were all very sad. But then they never brought it back up, so I'm not sure why it was mentioned at all. Dinner at home, then we went to a local high school play. Yep, no second date. It was awkward telling the mutual friend though.

 

[jemiaule]

So did you ever experience any paranormal activity in the room?

I do have to admit that night I slept with the light on. Those two weirdos did get me feeling a bit antsy.

 

[jemiaule]

Isn't that a rather personal question?

 

[ButchJohnson]

I guess it all depends upon your definition of "paranormal"

 

[pixie dust 112]

This is weird one!

When I was in College, I went to pick up my date at her house (she lived with her parents). I waited downstairs while she went upstairs to tell her Mom that she was leaving.

I heard horrifying screams from the upstairs. I went running up the stairs & saw my date screaming in the hallway. Her Mom had commited suicide in her bedroom.

....about 2 months later...we decided to give it another try. I went to her house to pick her up. I was talking to her Father in the living room, while waiting for her to come down stairs. Her Dad then had a massive heart attack right in front of me. I called 911, and he lived.

However.....Me & that girl never talked to each other again.

ps. a few years later, on her wedding day to some guy...her newlywed husband drug overdosed and died at the reception!

I guess your lucky to be alive!!!!

 

[CoPirate]

Ive got 3

Went on a date with a nice guy from a restaurant I was working at. I picked him up since he didnt have a car. When I got to his mom's house, I went in and was immediatly taken to a little corner where there was this shrine with candles and pictures of a younger guy. They were odd pics. He was smoking, drinking, always had bruises, band-aids on his face... none were good pics. Anyway his mom comes out to meet me and explains this is her dead sons shrine. He died 2 years ago, because he was driving drunk and he drove into a lake. ok...

So we get in the car and decide on Carrabbas, we go and he talks about his dead brother the entire time we're at dinner. Going on and on about how now he's living his life for his brother, and only his brother. I drove him home, he invited me in, i declined and he kissed me on the cheek and then harassed me to go out with him for another 3 months.

(on a side note i ran into him when in my hometown a year ago, he's got 2 kids with 2 different girls and gained probably around 100 pounds... yeah)

Then i met up with a guy from the internet, who was a total chatterbox on the phone. But who barely said a word on the date. We had dinner, and then went to this coffee shop. The only things he said the whole night were deragatory things about his weight (he was a big guy, not fat, just big) he was obviously very insecure, after he started talking a bit, things were going fine and he mentioned his weight again. So i, very nicely, told him I was attracted to him and he didnt need to keep mentioning his weight, because it wasnt a problem. He literally got up and left me sitting there. I went after him, calling his name on the street and he didnt turn around. I had to walk like 2 miles back to my car, in downtown at 3am.

The best one though, was this guy A friend set me up with. He was a lead singer for a death metal band, and the second he met me, told me he'd never dated someone so "normal looking" -thanks. So we had dinner and it was bearable. We just had nothing in common. Then he starts telling me how he cant even wake up in the morning unless he gets high, and stays high all day, its the only way to get through his day. So he takes me home and says he had a good time and then all of a sudden he was leaping down my throat with his tongue. At that moment my neighbor decided to take her trash out, and she sees us, me trying to get him off me and she starts SCREAMING that im a hussy! And she doesnt want hussies on her floor and screaming to get a room and I was mortified!!! I got him off me, slapped him and told him I didnt have a good time, and not to call me again, and went inside and slammed the door. The neighbor always gave me dirty looks, and whispered to the other neighbors everytime i had a date.

 

[mommiepoppins]

here is my sil story.

she had just graduated from highschool and got a place with her friend. well sil broke up with her boyfriend (3yr long ) and she was really sad so her roomate has her go out with a guy she new and that had hanges out with daily my sil was not really shore but it was better than sitting in the house feeling sad .
now it was a really hot summer night and my sil tells this guy that she wants to go home because she is hot and just wants to sit in her ac house. She gets in the house and tells him to wait in the living room while she gets a drink. She walks in the room and he was NAKED,, my sil droped the drink on the floor and told him to get out . she throws his clothes out her front door and kicked him out
now her roomate asked how the date was and she told her that he was a freak and was NAKED and to never set her up again

my sil kept running into him all summer:rolleyes and she would try to doge him .. he used to ask her roomate why dose she hate me so much .

 

[Stacerita]

I have many many dating horror stories. I would probably get carpel tunnel posting all of them. So I will just post a short one.

A few years back I was out with this guy and things were going well until he leaned over to kiss me and then he told me that his wife was gonna love me because I was just her type.

Yep, that was a bad date.

 

[arminnie]

She walks in the room and he was NAKED,, my sil droped the drink on the floor and told him to get out.

My roommate's dad was a doctor, and we used to know ALL of the interns and residents that came to Dallas 30 years ago. They would come by and hang out at our apartment.

This one geeky guy (that neither of us wanted to date) told us that someone had fixed him up with a girl that had the rep of being "hot to trot". He did the whole get naked and get thrown out of the house thing. He was really embarrassed - we gave him a really hard time about how he should be embarrassed. I can't remember his name - he's probably some famous surgeon now.

 

[JimVL]

I have many many dating horror stories. I would probably get carpel tunnel posting all of them. So I will just post a short one.

A few years back I was out with this guy and things were going well until he leaned over to kiss me and then he told me that his wife was gonna love me because I was just her type.

Yep, that was a bad date.

 

[JunieJay]

I had a few bad dates when DH and I were on hiatus (before we were married), which of course made me appreciate him all the much more. One guy was really nasty to the waitress, which sealed his fate as far as dating me - I think you can tell a lot about a person depending on how he treats the wait staff.

Another one hated his mother. I felt for him, she seemed pretty nasty, but I know I wasn't willingly walking into that baggage. I'd also have to rule out someone on the other end of that spectrum, a Mama's Boy was out of the question and a deal breaker for me too.

 

[RUDisney]

I have many many dating horror stories. I would probably get carpel tunnel posting all of them. So I will just post a short one.

A few years back I was out with this guy and things were going well until he leaned over to kiss me and then he told me that his wife was gonna love me because I was just her type.

Yep, that was a bad date.

From his perspective, it only turned into a bad date when you left.

 

[ButchJohnson]

I have many many dating horror stories. I would probably get carpel tunnel posting all of them. So I will just post a short one.

A few years back I was out with this guy and things were going well until he leaned over to kiss me and then he told me that his wife was gonna love me because I was just her type.

Yep, that was a bad date.

Added to the list:

9) No asking your date to swing with you and your wife on the first date. (I need to ask ya'll if I should put a footnote on this one? Ft.Nt Wait until at least the 5th date before bringing up swinging? Is 5 good for all ya'll, I'm just ball parking this one.)

 

[Corryn]

Added to the list:

9) No asking your date to swing with you and your wife on the first date. (I need to ask ya'll if I should put a footnote on this one? Ft.Nt Wait until at least the 5th date before bringing up swinging? Is 5 good for all ya'll, I'm just ball parking this one.)

How about six months?
I only knew my husband six months before we were married. On our honeymoon down in Key West, he went out to get something from the store.
I was waiting for him back in the room. About twenty minutes later, there's a knock on the door.
I answer it and DH is standing there with this pretty girl....
And they're both smiling.

So it seemed pretty awkward and I'm standing at the door and my brand new husband
is not making any attempt to come inside, just standing there
with a strange pretty girl and big goofy grin on his face ,
and I say, Yeah?!

and he said, This is Judy..
and both of them are still standing there, doing nothing but smiling...I said,

Yeah?! So What?
Because now I'm thinking to myself, OH MY GOD I'VE ONLY KNOWN THIS GUY FOR SIX MONTHS AND I MARRIED HIM AND HE'S A SWINGER!!!!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW!!!!!NOW I'M GONNA GET DIVORCED
AND EVERYONE IS GONNA SAY "I TOLD YOU SO"!!!!!!

and he said, "Corryn, this is Judy!"
and I said, "Yeah, I know that! you said that already!"
He said, "Wait a minute, didn't you ever meet Judy before?"

I said, "How the heck am I gonna meet Judy when this is the first time I've ever been to Key West!?!?!"

He busted out laughing and he said, "It's Judy, Doreen's best friend!" (Doreen was his BF's wife up here in NY)
I'm standing there trying to figure out what's going on and he says,
"Corryn, It's Doreen's Best Friend and isn't it funny???We ran into each other down at the store! She's here with her boyfriend! What a coincidence, huh?"

And I'm still standing there with a stupid puzzled look on my face and I guess he figures it out and he says, "Corryn, what were you thinking?"

And I said "OH MY GOD!!! I thought you picked up some girl and you wanted to swing! I'm standing here freaking out! I can't believe this!!

Needless to say, that's probably one of the best laughs we Ever Had!!!!!

 

[nuke]

Senior year high school I was asked by a girlfriend to go on a double date with her, her boyfriend, and the boyfriend's friend that just got back from Army basic. I said okay and they picked me up at home. The guy was a total geek and think shell shocked from basic training. He kept staring at me in a creepy, uncomfortable kind of way. Then he goes on to tell me that he remembers me from when I was in 8th grade and went to a teen disco night 4 years before this. (I'm dating myself here!) By the time dinner was over and he was about as close to me as he could get in the back seat of the car, I had to say the hated "I have a headache, could you drop me off at home?" He scooted right back across the seat. My girlfriend bought me lunch for a week to make up for it.

 

[ButchJohnson]

How about six months?
I only knew my husband six months before we were married. On our honeymoon down in Key West, he went out to get something from the store.
I was waiting for him back in the room. About twenty minutes later, there's a knock on the door.
I answer it and DH is standing there with this pretty girl....
And they're both smiling.

So it seemed pretty awkward and I'm standing at the door and my brand new husband
is not making any attempt to come inside, just standing there
with a strange pretty girl and big goofy grin on his face ,
and I say, Yeah?!

and he said, This is Judy..
and both of them are still standing there, doing nothing but smiling...I said,

Yeah?! So What?
Because now I'm thinking to myself, OH MY GOD I'VE ONLY KNOWN THIS GUY FOR SIX MONTHS AND I MARRIED HIM AND HE'S A SWINGER!!!!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW!!!!!NOW I'M GONNA GET DIVORCED
AND EVERYONE IS GONNA SAY "I TOLD YOU SO"!!!!!!

and he said, "Corryn, this is Judy!"
and I said, "Yeah, I know that! you said that already!"
He said, "Wait a minute, didn't you ever meet Judy before?"

I said, "How the heck am I gonna meet Judy when this is the first time I've ever been to Key West!?!?!"

He busted out laughing and he said, "It's Judy, Doreen's best friend!" (Doreen was his BF's wife up here in NY)
I'm standing there trying to figure out what's going on and he says,
"Corryn, It's Doreen's Best Friend and isn't it funny???We ran into each other down at the store! She's here with her boyfriend! What a coincidence, huh?"

And I'm still standing there with a stupid puzzled look on my face and I guess he figures it out and he says, "Corryn, what were you thinking?"

And I said "OH MY GOD!!! I thought you picked up some girl and you wanted to swing! I'm standing here freaking out! I can't believe this!!

Needless to say, that's probably one of the best laughs we Ever Had!!!!!

Add to the list:

10) No asking your new wife on your honeymoon to swing. (Wait at least 6 months after you get back home.)

 

[TinkandAriel]

I went to my Senior Winter Formal with a friend of a friend, as a favor. My friend and his girlfriend were all over each other all night, and his friend and I were just sitting there nervously smiling at each other, etc. After the dance, we went to my friend's parents' camp, where my friend and his girlfriend disappeared into the next room (really just a partition between the main room and the bedroom) and got busy. Suddenly, my date came out of his shell and started in with his moves, trying to get some action "You're lucky, you can tell everyone your first time was with me"....yeah, I'm sure that'll come up in conversation alot...back off fella....
So, I had to sit there and wait for my friend and his girlfriend to finish their frolicking before they'd take me home.

Another one, This guy I met at a truck stop (alright, he was pumping gas and I drove by him every day en route to college). He asked me out by saying "So, we going out Friday?" and I was dumbfounded enough to agree (plus he was so damned CUUUUTE!). So, date night, we head to "the city", about 45 minutes south. I'm dyin if I'm lyin, every 5 or 10 minutes the headlights would go out on the truck as we drove along. "Oh, they do that, some short somewhere," he says. I'm thinking to myself, crap, what kind of froot loop have I picked this time?? We wound up going to McDonald's for dinner. We literally got kicked out of McD's that night because we sat there talking, and 14 yrs later, here we are. Yep, that was dh's and my first date.

 

[Corryn]

Add to the list:

10) No asking your new wife on your honeymoon to swing. (Wait at least 6 months after you get back home.)

You're really keeping track!!! I want to see this whole list when it's done!!!

I'm dyin if I'm lyin, I'm thinking to myself, crap, what kind of froot loop have I picked this time??

 

[binny]

I went on a date with a guy in HS that I really liked.

I was excited about it and we were having a great time. We went to Pizza and were having a great conversation, all was going great.... until the pizza came.

He took a whole pile of napkins off the table and pushed them down on the pizza blotting all of the grease off it. Then he showed the napkins to me and said " See what I saved your arteries from?"

yeah thanks for that.... check!