I had something else funny happen to me due to me being Scottish and the other party being a Texan. We were leaving the MK July last year. The temperature was hitting 90+ (where I come from 65 is considered a heatwave). Anyway, I must have been the epitome of elegance, as there I was, waiting for the tram, and dressed in trainers, shorts, baggy T-shirt, and with a face flannel over the top of my head and dying on the spot. Standing next to me was a very tall young man (the Texan) and he turned to me and said, what I thought was, you have a fan, to which I replied, no, I only have a face flannel. The expression on his face was priceless yes youve guessed, he had asked me if I had had FUN. I felt a complete and utter idiot but it is a fond memory for me.