You might be a DIS-er if........

[Kurby]

when your husband asks you if you want to go out to eat on Saturday and you find yourself thinking what time? table service or counter service? I even scared myself!

how about when dh asks if you want to go out for dinner and without thinking you bring up the menus to see what restaurant you want to go to then flip over to the recent reviews before you realize you're still in Canada

 

[KYCruiseCrazy]

If you plan your Disney trips around when fellow DISers are going to be there, you might be a DISer.

It depends on where the birthmark is located

I meet a DISer back in 2004 and we have had 3 trip together.

If you pray to the hair fairys every night to please make your bald baby Son's hair grow by the time his first visit to WDW comes so he can keep his appointment at Harmony Barber Shop...you might be a Dis'er

when your husband asks you if you want to go out to eat on Saturday and you find yourself thinking what time? table service or counter service? I even scared myself!

DW and I have been doing this alot lately.

If you goto Olive Garden so you can make a dry run for Tutto Italia Ristorante, you might be a DISer

 

[DisGal520]

you might be a Dis'er if you see folks wearing lanyards at big box stores and quickly check to see if they are wearing pins on them.

 

[DisGal520]

If you still have a MVMCP cookie napkin from 2009 in a kitchen drawer....you may be a Dis'er.

 

[CrazyChristie416]

Love this thread, you guys are amazing! I need to think of a few good ones

 

[CrazyChristie416]

You're a teacher, and name your students tables Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, The Studios, and Epcot when every other teacher has hers labelled tables 1, 2, 3, & 4

 

[CrazyChristie416]

This one made me start cracking up out loud...

If you see a picture of food and can identify what it is and what restaurant it's served at, you might be a Diser

GUILTY!! I have done this way too many times.

 

[JessicaFaye508]

You might be a Disser if..
You have 452 Ipod Disney Tunes lasting about 26 1/2 hours...and really do not have time to listen to anything else. You make random Disney CDs for friends

AHHH I SO DO THAT. i thought i was the only one guess not. but i have 565 songs actually... haha so i guess i am crazy.

 

[Disneyfreak616]

You might be a Disser if..
You have 452 Ipod Disney Tunes lasting about 26 1/2 hours...and really do not have time to listen to anything else. You make random Disney CDs for friends

I have about 600 Disney songs on my iPod right now...and counting! They include everything from the Tomorrowland area music loop to Be Our Guest. It's beautiful. And my friend makes me a new Disney CD every week! I get one every Monday counting down to our trip in January, it's great! Which reminds me, I have to make her a CD of the ToonTown music....

 

[Cdn Gal]

Without reading every post....

I have trouble with this in my everyday life--not just at the parks. When I go to talk about my daughter or my husband, it's hard not to say "My DD" or "My DH."

Ditto for the ADRs. Always have to translate that to reservations as well as the hotel acronyms--especially now that the in-laws have DVC (which we had to translate for them) and we're starting to stay at so many different resorts. Do you know how hard it is to say, "Saratoga Springs" or "Bay Lake Tower?" Sheesh.

I think I'm a DIS-er.

Yep- I have to stop myself from calling my hubbie a DH outloud so that other people can hear!!!

 

[Cdn Gal]

You're a teacher, and name your students tables Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, The Studios, and Epcot when every other teacher has hers labelled tables 1, 2, 3, & 4

I thought I was the only one!!!!!!

 

[nebo]

Welll.... I'm told that in Germany, you say the v sound for 'w' and the w sound for 'v'. So I see AK Willas, but pronounced Villas. Say it with a heavy fake German accent, maybe add a "is wunderbar" after that and you're all set.

That's good. You know I was working on the AKW license plates myself for that poster , but I couldn't get past the part in my mind that kept hearing Elmer Fudd, "Animal Kingdom Wodge."

And I think this was from the OP, it's one of the best:
Here's one: If your family threatens to wear their matching T-shirts at your wake, and you think this is a GOOD thing, you might be a DIS-er.

 

[njmom47]

Ok, I haven't been to WDW a whole bunch of times, but:
I have almost convinced my dds to get married in WDW...
our hamsters names were Minnie Mouse and Tinkerbell...
I laugh so much when I'm on the computer (on the DIs of course) my family and my coworkers aren't surprised to hear me say "I was reading on the Dis site about..."
My Booking Buddy flight alerts are from ACY or EWR to MCO....
Oh, and just the fact that I'm on here a LOT and have NO IDEA when my next trip to WDW will be...

PS And that I still wear my Tinkerbell sweatshirt that I bought in 06 in WDW as my cold weather jacket!

 

[pwdebbie]

If you state something about Disney with confidence and your spouse now responds, "I know, I know, you read it on the Dis." OR If too many of your sentences begin with, "Someone on the Dis said . . . "

If you have to bite your tongue to keep from correcting someone when they state things about Disney that you KNOW aren't accurate (like the boat captain that said, "Walt died just two weeks before WDW opened").

If you just happened to "forget" to remove the LGMH from your vehicle when you get home from a trip and wonder how long your spouse will let it stay there before saying something.

If you lose your LGMH at a park and at first you are sad but then you think, "Hey, maybe another Dis-er will find it!"

If you tell your spouse you are just going to check your email and instead he finds you on the boards -- Well, the link did come in my email (because I have a ridiculous number of subscriptions).

PS -- I am still waiting for an explanation about the golf ball and phone booth.

 

[mommy2mrb]

This is so GREAT!!!

If you have Disney Dining on speed dial you might be a Dis-ser....

If you talk about your "family in the box" you might be a Dis-ser...we are all family right!

If you get up at 3:00 am to make your ADR's from WA, and stay awak all night so you don't sleep through the alarm....you might be a Dis-ser...

 

[Kurby]

(like the boat captain that said, "Walt died just two weeks before WDW opened").



PS -- I am still waiting for an explanation about the golf ball and phone booth.

Seriously??? Walt died December 15 1966. WDW opened late 1971. that's not even close.

wonder what other info that cm was passing out as truth but wasn't



i don't understand the golf ball thing either

 

[Petals & Pixie Dust]

If you are too excited to sleep the night before you leave and come to Dis for some reading material...

(YES I'm too excited to sleep AND it's the night before we leave!)

 

[shinysparklybubbles]

You dis on your smart phone while waiting for your laptop to boot up so you can dis on there

 

[Disneyfreak616]

I LOVE this. Best thread ever


Let's see... You might be a DISer if you just decorated your Christmas tree and hung all the Disney ornaments at the front

You might be a DISer if your mom starts banging her head against the wall at the all too commonly heard phrase "So someone on the DIS was like..."

You might be a DISer if you have a nightmare about the DIS getting a virus

 

[estherhead]

Seriously??? Walt died December 15 1966. WDW opened late 1971. that's not even close.

wonder what other info that cm was passing out as truth but wasn't



i don't understand the golf ball thing either

I answered it a few pages ago. It's a KP mission in England. Very fun for both adults & kids. I can't tell u exactly what to do or it'll ruin the fun but the England KP mission is the best IMHO. Just get a kimmunicator and get the England one. You'll have fun, get a golf ball from a phone booth AND free tea.