You might be a DIS-er if........

[smidgy]

from hubby Nebo's trip report:
If you have ever sold blood 3 times in the same week, along with extra internal organs that you can live without to upgrade to a moderate,,,
You might be a disser.

If you have sat down at a poker game, and tried to use Disney Dollars...
You might be a disser.

If Steve Birnbaum seems like a newbie to you,,,
You might be a disser.

If the cd in your car has "Grim Grinning Ghosts, and "Momma don't whup little Buford",,,,
You might be a disser.

If you can make a 52 card deck and play Gin Rummy, out of your old room key cards...
You might be a disser.
With aces being the ones that say free dining.

If your family room is wallpapered in old park maps, have saved change for the last six months so you can buy a Lapu Lapu, if you notice on Pirates that the one sitting over you is missing a hair on his leg.....
You might be a disser.

You might be a disser if you have more than 3 items in your closet that match the lime green Mickeys.

If you have ever thrown a 260 pound linebacker off the bridge that goes into Mexico because he wouldn't shut up during Illuminations....
You might be a disser.


And finally,,,,
If you have stargazed on a clear, cloudless night, and yelled, "See that? In the constellation of Orion? A hidden Mickey!"....
You. Just. Might. Be. A. Disser.
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he recently reposted this.. it was originally from his "honey I shrunk the checkbook " report.

thanks for the nod, OP!!! they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!!:rotfl2

 

[smidgy]

Our first trip is just a couple days away so I'm just a DISer in-training and this one has me stumped.

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If you lie awake at night wondering what safety precautions you can use in order to not "pull a Nebo" the next time you are at Disney, you might be a Dis-er.

if you read hubby Nebo's trip reports, you will find that he is quite accident prone. someone said he should be "bubble wrapped".

not that we enjoy his misfortunes.. but it makes for funny reading.

 

[KYCruiseCrazy]

If you get excited about doing the single digit dance, You might be a DISer

 

[amberjack]

If your birthmark is a hidden Mickey...yup, that's me

 

[*ThinkTink*]

When your travel agent calls you for advice for a great place to have a romantic dinner at WDW for another client, you are definately a DISer!!
Funny, but, it happened!!

 

[crazycatlady]

If you mistakenly type in regular emails with DH, DS etc instead of typing out the real words...you might be a DISer.

I do this all the time!! I have a hard time not using DH, DS or DD when I am writing work orders for my boss!!

 

[Cruz91]

If the following question makes perfect sense to you: “Can I hit MK right at EMH and ride BTMRR before my 8:30 ADR at CRT or should I get a FP?” you might be a DIS-er. (Bonus points if you recommend the FP.)

...I'd say get the FP on your way to the line, hop on quickly and ride, and you should still have time to get to the 8:30 ADR at CRT. Further, send whomever finishes their breakfast first to SM to get another FP because by the time you're done with breakfast, your FP window should be open.

I love the DIS because you all "get it".

 

[hpygrll]

When you add on more points to DVC just because....and your MIL says, "you know..there are other places to go besides Disney"...and you really don't understand that statement...

When you try to find fabric in the living room to match the oh so subtle Disney artwork that's on the walls and then people say, maybe you should grow up and have adult art work.....um...I'm 40 - Mickey is adult.....

When my biggest dream for my next house is to convert my lovely Pfatlzgraff dishes to all Mickey......

When your kids play Disney dining at dinner and pretend to eat at a different restaurant and even flick the lights to mimi the Rainforest Cafe thunderstorms...

When your kids beg to hear Illuminations on the way to school and scream louder..louder..

Jenny

 

[Petals & Pixie Dust]

If you have countdowns to all upcoming trips on your desktop...you might be a Dis-er

If you post these countdowns in your facebook status...you might be a Dis-er...

 

[pkondz]

When your travel agent calls you for advice for a great place to have a romantic dinner at WDW for another client, you are definately a DISer!!
Funny, but, it happened!!

 

[Kurby]

If your birthmark is a hidden Mickey...yup, that's me

ohhhhhh you HAVE to post a pic of that

 

[pigletforever]

When your travel agent calls you for advice for a great place to have a romantic dinner at WDW for another client, you are definately a DISer!!
Funny, but, it happened!!

Happened to me as well. I no longer us a TA but when I did I got calls from her every time someone had a question. She said it was faster to call me with current info than being on hold and maybe/maybe not get a correct answer

 

[Disney Yooper]

If you plan your Disney trips around when fellow DISers are going to be there, you might be a DISer.

 

[cuchu2005]

ohhhhhh you HAVE to post a pic of that

It depends on where the birthmark is located

 

[cuchu2005]

When you get on the DIS so often that you get disappointed because you see no new threads, you might be a DISer...


Mx

 

[ArmandXG]

if you read hubby Nebo's trip reports, you will find that he is quite accident prone. someone said he should be "bubble wrapped".

not that we enjoy his misfortunes.. but it makes for funny reading.

My Hubby says this about me all the time! I can't even ride my horse 4 weeks before vacation for the fear of something happening! When I have to turn down the opportunity to ride, my friends ask me if I'm "bubble wrapped"!

I have a couple of my own!
If you know the airport code for the Orlando Airport is MCO and you don't even fly... EVER, you might be a DISer!

If you ever overhear a complete stranger in the Dr's office talking about planning a cruise and you give them web pages for the Dis boards, DCL and Passporter among other things, you may be a DISer!

If you can't walk into your hair stylists shop without mentioning your past trips or the one coming up... well, she just thinks your crazy... but you could still be a DISer!

 

[lilandvisma]

Ahhh this is great guys!! LOL

 

[lilandvisma]

If you find a bit of humor in the amount of walk ups getting turned away at some of the most popular Disney Restaurants and think to yourself "Geesh, they just don't get it, do they!? ".....You might be a DIS'er

 

[lilandvisma]

If you pray to the hair fairys every night to please make your bald baby Son's hair grow by the time his first visit to WDW comes so he can keep his appointment at Harmony Barber Shop...you might be a Dis'er

 

[brenalexacamp]

when your husband asks you if you want to go out to eat on Saturday and you find yourself thinking what time? table service or counter service? I even scared myself!