15- You change you name to your screen name and when people shout your real name you ignore it.
16-If you see anyone asking anyone in real life if they want to go on a date you say "Please don't do that, it's a virtual game"
17-You say magic words but nothing happens
18- You tell people that you are friends with a duck, a gnome, an ant, a bear, a bug dozer, a slinkyman, another duck, a milkabum, a magical lady, a yeti, a pirate, a space man, a jedi... Oh the list goes on and on.
~Spongeblair