Purplesquirrel is a term used by employment recruiters to describe a job candidate with precisely the right education, experience, and qualifications that perfectly fits a job’s multifaceted requirements.
See, even recruiters know which animal to name this "perfect person" after.
I was in a patients room and sent my nurse to get my stethoscope out of my desk drawer and she came back to the room "Good Lord at the peanuts!". She had found my stash of mixed nuts.
The Third Tradition of AA states " The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking." So Michael if your little buddy there decides he has a problem he is welcome