I need an Adventure
- Dec 28, 2006
I know I volunteered to negotiate with the Virgin's Union to explore obtaining sacrifices, but was I appointed to handle all virgin negotiations because I am a big, follicly challenged, middle-aged guy who you think won't tempt the union members into de-virginizing themselves? Or is it because I am a devoted, faithful husband and father who won't be tempted by them? (I'll pick door #2.)
By the way, why would anyone wear a virgin wool sweater on a big date? I mean, if the sheep couldn't get lucky wearing the wool, why would a person think differently?
Does this mean you DON'T want to take the pictures for the Swim-Suit calander?