Merciful Queen Honibee, I have been away too long!

Upon my return, I have stumbled across this thread while wandering through the woods and now that I have picked myself up off the floor and finally managed to stop laughing I have come to formally apply for membership!
Does the insanity of thinking I might someday manage to get myself into good enough shape that I might be able to actually run on my aging, arthritic knees - or at least walk fast enough to stay ahead of the sweepers qualify me for membership? Or that as someone who has always preferred to swim rather than run should decide at my age that running would be a good idea get me into this club? Or maybe that when we decided to move from CT to FL we picked where we lived by drawing a small circle around WDW and only looking at places within that magic circle? Or maybe that my best excuse to get us to WDW is "Honey, I forgot to take something out of the freezer for dinner. CAn we go to Epcot? of MK, of AK, or MGM, or the Boardwalk, or DTD?"
DH and I are planning on being part of the ToT event, so I'd better look around some more to see what I can find about meets that weekend. I would not want to miss such an esteemed gathering!
I really want to join this club. If I am allowed to join, I wonder if maybe I could be some sort of mermaid or water princess? I vow to allocate significant honors to our Queen should I be allowed to join!