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[77ed]

Since I got my first beer I am already in a better mood. Here is a joke.

An Amish father and son go to the mall. This is the first time they have ever been away from their compound. They were just so amazed of all the fancy stuff. The thing that amazed them the most was these two shiny metal doors that would open up to a small room. They sat and watched for awhile, then this rather unattractive, quite obese lady with bad hygiene walked up and pushed the button. The doors open and the lady walks into the room and the doors close and the numbered lights above the doors starts counting up 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10, then starts counting down 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1. The doors open up and this beautifully built, gorgeous blond lady is standing in the room. The father looks at the son and says "Go get your mother."

 

[Gatordad]

Tim Russert will be charting the next election from heaven, he's dead at 58

 

[77ed]

Being in business for yourself would be pretty good if you didn't have to deal with people.

AMEN!

 

[77ed]

The only thing about being in business for your self is you can start drinking when you want. not true but it's nice to dream.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

The thing I like most about being in business for myself is you get to keep all the money and you can take off any time you want!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Tim Russert will be charting the next election from heaven, he's dead at 58

That's a shame, and not a lot older than me. He was a Buffalo boy.

 

[Gatordad]

It was probably that bad roast beef at swiebels or whatever.

 

[ntsammy5]

That's a shame, and not a lot older than me. He was a Buffalo boy.

Yeah, he's younger than me. I met him a few years ago at a corporate function. Nice guy

 

[Colson39]

Yea, we've been talking about Russert on some other forums for a while, truly is sad, always really admired him

 

[auntie]

I just found out when I came back to the computer. Very sad, I did enjoy watching him on Sundays. He seemed like a heck of a nice guy. I admire his love of family and how he never seemed to forget his working class roots. He will be missed.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

What was the name of that book he wrote a few years ago about his dad? I think his dad was a trash collector in Buffalo.

 

[auntie]

I believe it was titled "Big Russ and Me"...or something to that effect.

 

[clkelley]

Me & DH get to go to a cool concert next week:

The Elvis Presley Story: A Celebration of Elvis's Life & Music

Ronnie McDowell
Stamps Quartet
DJ Fontan
Millie Kirkham

Work had bought some tickets as prizes for a golf tournament and they had some left over and I was able to get a pair.

This will be fun!! A real night out!!

 

[77ed]

My mom would really love this as she is the biggest fan of Elvis. She has Their house decorated in 50's theme with a juke box and all.

 

[Gatordad]

Me & DH get to go to a cool concert next week:

The Elvis Presley Story: A Celebration of Elvis's Life & Music

Ronnie McDowell
Stamps Quartet
DJ Fontan
Millie Kirkham

Work had bought some tickets as prizes for a golf tournament and they had some left over and I was able to get a pair.

This will be fun!! A real night out!!

I am jealous. my other ID on boards is N880EP

 

[1goofy1]

Okay I guess that I stumped everyone again Here is the lyrics again and the answer.

Turbo Lover by Judas Priest:
You won't hear me, But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen.
Then within your senses,
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats, when you run for cover
Your cant retreat I spy like no other.

 

[clkelley]

Well, when you realize you are the last person in your entire department still at work on a Friday afternoon, it's time to go HOME!!!

Be back on later!!

 

[77ed]

out. See ya' Monday.

 

[1goofy1]

Me too honey. I'm out of here too. Everyone have a great weekend.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Wasn't it the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor. Not like I was there or anything..but I'm pretty sure it was them.

Either way,don't give up John!

Auntie, my dearest......you must be edumacated in the ways of American History, according to John Belushi:
The Germans Bomb Pearl Harbor