Yo, I Got Your Chit Chat Right Here

Status
Not open for further replies.
I had a very busy day. My daughter and I both have b-days on the 1st. My son's birthday is the 2nd. It makes for a very busy and expensive week! Thanks everyone

Tina that's like us in March in one weeks time there is my Dh,DD,My mothers, Sil and BIL, it always a mess.:scared1:
 

I had a very busy day. My daughter and I both have b-days on the 1st. My son's birthday is the 2nd. It makes for a very busy and expensive week! Thanks everyone

Well Happy Birthday!!
We have that problem in February. The quads and my daughter are only 13 days apart. Makes for one big birthday party though. My poor parents have 12 grandkids and 9 of those birthdays fall between January 30 and March 1.
Loretta
 
th_mp10.jpg
 
What's all the excitement about with birthdays? I prefer to celebrate conception day. It marks the beginning of 9 months of the best time of our lives - nice, warm, dark, peaceful. You can pee and poop wherever you happen to be. Just floating around in your amniotic environment. Then comes birth - forced out into the cold, cruel world with bright lights and a bunch of people wearing masks and talking a strange language all around you. From that point on, everyone is trying to change you - you eat when someone wants you to, you have to learn to poop in a cold, porcelain chair at acceptable times, you are forced to learn the language so you can communicate and go to school. Then the work force - forget about that. No thanks, I'll celebrate conception day and the best 9 months of my life. No wonder some kids go past term.
 
KANSAS CITY—Royals shortstop Tony Peña Jr. expressed his long-held grievances Wednesday concerning the unfairness and injustice involved in not having a base of his own to cover. "It's not fair. Why does every infielder get a base but me?" said Peña, who has received two warnings from umpires in recent games to stop bringing out his own base to shortstop. "[First baseman Mark] Teahen gets to stand right on his very own base all day. And [catcher John] Buck gets to wear all that cool equipment and hang out by the most important base of them all. I'm stuck in no man's land, just throwing the ball to everyone else. This sucks." Second baseman Mark Grudzielanek later met with Peña to discuss a compromise in which both players would stand approximately the same distance from second
 
Sorry.....that was a little large. Hope it's not too loud.
 
I'm not much into baseball...but since when did a shortstop get assigned a base to cover??? Oh well, j.a.f. crybaby in the world, I suppose. We have plenty of them, huh?
 
HATTIESBURG, MS—Quarterback Brett Favre responded Saturday to the question of whether or not he had any football left in him by announcing that he would return for at least one more season at a major college program. "I'd like to win one more championship before I retire for good, and Southern Miss, Tennessee, and Florida all have talented young squads that could make a real run to number one next year," said Favre, who has been recruited by several top programs but will wait until after Signing Day to commit to a school. "I know I still have a ways to go with my decision-making, but I know I'd be the kind of quarterback that could grow along with a program." Although scouts from several Division I teams are interested in Favre, they noted that he played an option scheme in high school and seemed noncommittal about maintaining the required 2.25 GPA.
 
THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Panda Mating Fails;

Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Miners Refuse to Work

after Death

Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Juvenile Court to Try

Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya' think?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cold Wave Linked to

Temperatures

Who would have thought!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Enfield Couple Slain;

Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Man Struck By Lightning:

Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Astronaut Takes Blame for

Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chain-saw Massacre all over again!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hospitals are Sued by

7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through

Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
 
:lmao: Thanks for sharing!


THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Panda Mating Fails;

Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Miners Refuse to Work

after Death

Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Juvenile Court to Try

Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya' think?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cold Wave Linked to

Temperatures

Who would have thought!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Enfield Couple Slain;

Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Man Struck By Lightning:

Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Astronaut Takes Blame for

Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chain-saw Massacre all over again!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hospitals are Sued by

7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through

Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.















Receive up to $1,000 in Onboard Credit and a Gift Basket!
That’s right — when you book your Disney Cruise with Dreams Unlimited Travel, you’ll receive incredible shipboard credits to spend during your vacation!
CLICK HERE













DIS Facebook DIS youtube DIS Instagram DIS Pinterest DIS Tiktok DIS Twitter

Back
Top