Sorry, I don't always ready the weekly threads...
but MAURA!!! Please do tell about your Jeopardy experince! WOW!!
Here's the Faulkner version of my experience (taped in Nov 2004/aired 12-30-2004)
Watching Jeopardy....I know these answers--I should be on Jeopardy (why does everyone say this?) I'm going to try out--What, there's a lottery to try out?....rejected, better luck next time....Next time-Cleveland--I'm in!......3-1/2 hours to drive there,am I nuts?.....Look at all these people, am I nuts?...okay, a written test---I'm pretty good at tests.....hmmm, you only see the question for 15 secs and never again? Did I pass, Did I pass.... only three people made it? I PASSED!...simulated game--yes, I can stand on two feet and press a buzzer--but with a camera in my face?
"Don't call us, we'll call you--and it may not be for a year.....3 weeks later, phone rings----"We want you in 4 weeks!" Stomach turns and stays turned for 4 weeks...What was I thinking--I can't do TV!
Fly to LA (my dime), got my car (my dime), the hotel (my dime)...geez, that's a lot of dimes--please let me get something out of this! Ok how do I get to Sony Picture Studios? park car, bring change of clothes and makeup--I am really in trouble-makeup? Me? Ooh, look, other Jeopardy contestants--should I be nice? Ignore them?......
So this is a green room? Not too impressive. What, I have to come up with 5 things for Alex to chat with me about? Great--I'm not that interesting! Okay, there's the onion eating contest with my future DH, the cake I baked shaped like Fenway Park for '86 World Series...that's it-I'm toast......WHAT? I HAVE TO RECORD A PROMO? Okay, so they may never use it-but you're making ME come up with the witty script?...Oh, thank goodness, a real makeup artist..just not too freaky, okay?
Seriously...your'e drawing straws to see who goes on next?....God it is freezing in this studio..... It looks much smaller than it does on TV.....Oops, almost shouted that answer out--can't interrupt the tapings....Gee, Alex doesn't talk to contestants at all, does he?
Oh God.....I'M ON!....Smile for the camera, they're introducing you--don't faint, don't faint!....AARRGGH, this buzzer thing stinks. I knew that answer, I just can't seem to ring in....Oh well, at least I'll get $1000 for finsihing third. ....Wow, those two guys are really close in money--I wonder if they'll bet it all?....What should I bet...What? The category is Vice Presidents?...okay, easy bet--$0--I know nothing about VP...and no, of course I don't know the answer to that....da, da, da, da...da,da,da...da,da,da,da, da da,da,da,da,da.....whoa--he bet all his money and he lost! I've got more money than he does...whoa-HE bet all his money and HE lost, I've got more money than he does.....OH MY GOD-I WON!
Hurry...change clothes... do it again...not quite so lucky...2nd place is okay. A pen, a tote bag...of course, the check comes later.
It's over.....who can I tell? Swear them to secrecy....no, I can't watch myself on TV....
At Trader Joes...what?....Oh thanks, yes, I was on Jeopardy--how was it? It was one of the scariest things I have ever done in my life!
Maura