You know its cold when....
- the fastest you run all day is from the locker room to the pool to avoid the cold air
-you cut your swim recovery interval in half to avoid having your body out of the warm water
-the lifeguard is wearing snow boots, jeans,and a winter coat. fat chance she's going to save you
-your focus during the last 2000 of the workout is getting from the pool to the hot tub
-you wear arm warmers, leg warmers, hat and gloves on the indoor bike trainer in the garage
-you fill your insulated water bottles with scolding hot water and 3 hours later your drinking ice water
-the Cliff Bar you planned to eat on the trainer after 2 hours is like a piece of Bit-O-Honey
-you need two pair of tights and 3 socks to run outside
-you wear a full face neoprene motorcycle mask with a skeleton on it running in the early morning
-you run past a bank (with the mask on) and the cop sitting there in his car with the engine running, a latte and box of donuts don't even give you a look
-you commit the ultimate running sin and have an affair with a treadmill, and the next day you don't feel guilt
-you put the weather for Disneyworld on your cell phone screen for visualization practice
-you refuse to weigh yourself because you don't want to take off your clothes off
-you gain new respect for your competitors in the midwest and mountain states
- you don't dare cool down on the trainer for fear of hypothermia
- the snot rocket you just blew from your bike cracks a car window
- you have to peal the GU wrapper off the frozen GU and just lick it
- you attempt to swim laps in the hot tub
- even your dog doesn't want to go running
- your cat is indifferent. still.
- the lanes at your pool are set up: Slow, Medium, Fast, Speed-Skater
- your running club turns into a snow-shoeing club turns into a skiing club turns into a polarbear club then gives up and just stays in the hot tub
-the propane for the heater (in the garage) you specified won't vaporize anymore
-the power goes out and you have to burn old bike tires in the fireplace
-every TV station has nothing better to broadcast than cold weather warnings as if your too stupid to look outside
-all the global warming freaks are out buying low carbon firewood at wal-mart
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