Why

[cynsaun]

Why do people call it a "pocketbook?" It's not a pocket or a book!

 

[Loubon]

I think the much bigger question here is......why not?

 

[monkeyboy]

Why


doesn't MosMom return my phonecalls

 

[alabamaalan]

Y Knot?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

 

[monkeyboy]

Why did Fred Flintstone always order the ribs when he knew they would tip the car over

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Why do inflammable
in·flam·ma·ble adj. 1. Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly; flammable


and Flammable mean the same thing

 

[alabamaalan]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
Why did Fred Flintstone always order the ribs when he knew they would tip the car over

I always lost money on that. I said he wouldn't make the same mistake twice

Why does burn up and burn down mean the same thing?

 

[browneyes]

What's the difference between fixin' to and about to?

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by browneyes
What's the difference between fixin' to and about to?

The Mason-Dixon line

 

[browneyes]

Then they should rename it the Fixinto/Aboutto line.

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by browneyes
Then they should rename it the Fixinto/Aboutto line.

 

[charabby]

Why do cyclists ride bikes and bikers ride motorcycles?

 

[MamaLema]

Why does a nose run while your feet smell?

 

[MamaLema]

We do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can fat chance and slim chance be the same while wise man and wise guy are opposite?

How come we fill IN a form by filling it OUT?

How can a house burn DOWN as it burns UP?

How come an alarm clock goes OFF by going ON?

One goose, two geese so why not one moose, two meese?

Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

I have so many more but don't want to be a thread hog

 

[bubba's mom]

Originally posted by alabamaalan

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

I buy dogs and buns in packs of 8....where are you buyin'??

 

[cheyita]

Originally posted by bubba's mom
I buy dogs and buns in packs of 8....where are you buyin'??

You must buy the "bun-length" hot dogs which come in packages of 8. The standard size come in packs of 10. Weird.

 

[bubba's mom]

Another I just came across:
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

why do they call them buildings when they are already built. Why not builts???