Why

[monkeyboy]

Why do they call them bathing suits if you don't bath in them?

 

[cynsaun]

I'm sure Cliff could chime in on this one, he knows everything!


But, we do sun bathe, so maybe that's why?

 

[stacilee]

because sexy-suits doesn't sound very wholesome?

 

[monkeyboy]

Then why don't we wear our birthday suits on our birthdays?

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
Then why don't we wear our birthday suits on our birthdays?

How do you know we don't?

 

[Rippington'sFan]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
Then why don't we wear our birthday suits on our birthdays?

Because there is a law against it.

 

[SnowAngel]

Why Not?

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by cynsaun
How do you know we don't?

 

[edcrbnsoul]

And why are tuxedo's called Monkey Suits, you look more like a penguin. And dont get me started on Double breasted.

 

[Blondie]

Why is baby oil called baby oil? It doesn't come from babies.

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
And why are tuxedo's called Monkey Suits, you look more like a penguin. And dont get me started on Double breasted.

 

[gr8tpanther]

Why ummm.... heck I don't know why, I don't feel like straining a brain cell trying to figure it out either.

 

[cynsaun]

Why is a hamburger called such when there is no ham in it?!?!

 

[bubba's mom]

All right, I'll keep 'er goin'................

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Why isn't "PHONETICS" spelled like it sounds?

 

[monkeyboy]

Why do they call it bacon..if you fry it

 

[alabamaalan]

Why is abbreviate such a long word?

 

[brerrabbit]

Why do drive through ATM's have brail on them?

 

[alabamaalan]

For that matter, why does any business have a sign saying "Dogs leading the Blind are welcome"?

Dog's can't read!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?