Why do they make...

[Pin Wizard]

sheets as stiff as a board and as comfortable as cardboard? When they're finally soft enough, you realize they've seen better days and replace them with more stiff ones.

 

[JohnTBap]

Dunno.

I like fresh, white sheets.

 

[Boots]

Same reason why some of the fluffliest towels just scoot the water around and won't dry you off!

 

[RoqueC]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
Dunno.

I like fresh, white sheets.

I like old, dirty sheets.

Actually, I like thick sheets.

 

[EROS]

It may be time for you to consider SATIN...........without pajamas .........

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by EROS
It may be time for you to consider SATIN...........without pajamas .........

Does Mrs EROS know that you've posted this picture of her???

 

[EROS]

JTB, Mrs. EROS would only be seen nekkid in BLACK Satin .

Of course, since you're a biblical figure, I'm sure that you prefer starched white cotton..........

 

[#1 Disney Fan]

Or try jersey sheets. They're relatively inexpensive comparred to some sheets, and they're usually really soft... they feel just like t-shirt material.

 

[binny]

Originally posted by #1 Disney Fan
Or try jersey sheets. They're relatively inexpensive comparred to some sheets, and they're usually really soft... they feel just like t-shirt material.

Exactly what I was going to say!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE my tshirt sheets

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by EROS
JTB, Mrs. EROS would only be seen nekkid in BLACK Satin .

Of course, since you're a biblical figure, I'm sure that you prefer starched white cotton..........

Right again! See above......

And YOU?

 

[EROS]

JTB, I'm all for hardness in life...............but not in my SHEETS .......

 

[JohnTBap]

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by EROS
JTB, I'm all for hardness in life...............but not in my SHEETS .......

Wait a minute - are you saying that there is nothing hard in your sheets??????

 

[EROS]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
Wait a minute - are you saying that there is nothing hard in your sheets??????

LOL . I think that you've been reading tooooooooooo much of the Song of Solomons . You had better get back to that good ole fire and brimstone. Perhaps you're just going through a "frustrating" time ..........

 

[Pin Wizard]

ROFLMAO!

Satin gets too cold. Tee-shirts...that's a thought.

 

[Chuck S]

My Grandma always used heavy starch on her sheets, then ironed them smooth. She liked that "new feel".

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by EROS
LOL . I think that you've been reading tooooooooooo much of the Song of Solomons . You had better get back to that good ole fire and brimstone. Perhaps you're just going through a "frustrating" time ..........

No frustrations here in Texas.

 

[snoopy]

Satin does get too cold, and can be dangerous, if you know what I mean.

I have a thing about sheets. They have to be white, they have to be cotton, and they have to be at least 240 thread count. I've been known to bring my linens on vacation with me, cannot stand cheap sheets.