Why do some women wear underwear 3 sizes too small??

Are you saying I missed a plethora of panty tags?:confused3
 
I thought people wore towels for massages. I didn't know they wore undies.

That is half the reason I've never done it - don't want to be all nekkid with a stranger. They don't wear bras, do they? But, you stay on your stomach, right?

I just realized I am massage-challenged. Will have to sign up for one next time I'm at WDW. It a little scary, though.

I'm glad I'm not the only one w/ this problem! I have never had a massage and really dont plan to....the whole thing is just too scarry!:scared1: I guess I will just have to stay uptight permanantly!
 

Are you saying I missed a plethora of panty tags?:confused3

Well hello there! And nope hang around I am sure there will lots more perfectly plethora panty tags. :lmao: Then again I could be wrong.
 
YES TIG I scroll real fast so the kids don't ask me about your butt tag:rotfl: not to mention the old mr. clean tag
THAT one was Mushy's fault...and we were talking about dogs. :rotfl:

If you're the good girl of the Dis, I must be your evil disciple....
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That you are... :rolleyes1

A plethora of panty tags? Sounds like somebody has their big girl panties on tonight.
That made me laugh out loud. :rotfl2:
 
I'm glad I'm not the only one w/ this problem! I have never had a massage and really dont plan to....the whole thing is just too scarry!:scared1: I guess I will just have to stay uptight permanantly!

maybe you just need to go up a size in undies and you will relax enough to try:confused3
 
DH's underwear is probably too tight because he never buys it himself and I'm not a mind reader to know he needs a bigger size. Plus, the big and tall store is really expensive!!!!:rotfl:

Hmmmm....picturing you channeling underwear sizes with your psychic powers.....
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Lara is not the only worried one:thumbsup2
thanks for the clarification tag fairy:woohoo:
 
Well hello there! And nope hang around I am sure there will lots more perfectly plethora panty tags. :lmao: Then again I could be wrong.

You have a bra tag. You probably need a panty tag to go with that. A panty tag wouldn't go with my martini tag.
 
You have a bra tag. You probably need a panty tag to go with that. A panty tag wouldn't go with my martini tag.

I think the tag fairy could make a way for martini tags and panty tags to work together:rolleyes1 especially a snarky tag fairy:wizard:
 
I'm glad I'm not the only one w/ this problem! I have never had a massage and really dont plan to....the whole thing is just too scarry!:scared1: I guess I will just have to stay uptight permanantly!

I've only had one massage and even though she told me to get undressed I left my bra and panties on. I didn't know!!!!! When I realized it was wrong there was no way I was gonna relax.
 
A plethora of panty tags? Sounds like somebody has their big girl panties on tonight.

Does big girl panties mean they have to be voluminous, non-sexy, elastic hanging down kinda things? Or can they be Victoria's Secret with guitars all over them?:confused3
 
You have a bra tag. You probably need a panty tag to go with that. A panty tag wouldn't go with my martini tag.

:lmao: Yup got a bra tag UNDERWIRE BAD!!!!! :rotfl: Don't think I have room for a panty tag unless the tag fairy takes away one of my others and my siggy is at the limit for the dis so I can't get a siggy tag either.
 
You have a bra tag. You probably need a panty tag to go with that. A panty tag wouldn't go with my martini tag.

The important thing is will the bra tag and the panty tag match...I understand anything less is a major fashion faux pas
 
Hmmmm....picturing you channeling underwear sizes with your psychic powers.....
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Yep, that's me. Standing in the men's underwear section thinking really hard, "I know he gained some weight but what size did I even buy last time?"
 
I have a feeling there are many people on this thread using spell check:surfweb:
 
Does big girl panties mean they have to be voluminous, non-sexy, elastic hanging down kinda things? Or can they be Victoria's Secret with guitars all over them?:confused3

Woohoo a description?

:banana:
 
my Butthead (fiance) cant be trusted to buy his own underwear... he did his own shopping and we were walking the mall and he would randomly kick out one leg and I finally asked me what he was doing and I guess he was frusterated because they were riding and yelled, "adjusting my drawers cuz they are going up my butt you happy babe!?" and some little kid heard it and said "mommy that man has a wedgie" Butthead was so embarassed. I wasnt thinking and I said that he needed to lose weight if they are that small and he said "no I just need to leave the underwear buying up to you." :lmao: I dont understand how he doesnt know what size underwear to buy himself but knows what size ring to buy me! :rotfl: guess it works in my favor! :thumbsup2
 














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