Why do some women wear underwear 3 sizes too small??

Ummm.....Tig......your nose is out of whack again......

OK...this time I am REALLY going to bed...you people are a bad influence on me....You're all GROUNDED! *shaking finger*

Lara, I've been trying to go to bed for the last 45 minutes!
 
I'm a massage therapist. When I work on the back and the client has underwear on, I have to push it down a bit to work the lower back (especially when they have on granny panties). Yesterday, I had no less then 3 clients wearing underwear I either couldn't push down because it was so "snug" or when I was finally able to get it lowered, it left an indent the size of Montana.

What's the deal? How is that comfortable?

I guess they think they are bringing sexy back......:rotfl2:

Or maybe they are reliving their youth by stealing their daughter's underwear.....

"Mom, Please stop stealing my underwear.......and get those granny panties back on, where they belong!!!"
 
Will she at least be half naked????
I'm hoping and with any luck she'll come poke at my house after she's done with you.

I tried going commando but everything jiggled. :sad2: I finally settled on granny panties just a smidge too small to keep everything still and tucked in. And no thongs for me. I spend 1/2 my life trying to keep my underpants OUT of my butt crack. WHY would I want to put them there on purpose? :confused3
I have still never gone commando. Can you believe it...it so doesn't fit my reputation.

Ummm.....Tig......your nose is out of whack again......

OK...this time I am REALLY going to bed...you people are a bad influence on me....You're all GROUNDED! *shaking finger*
I know it is... The Tag Fairy needs to fix me... maybe the SPF can put in a good word for me...or at least a word.
 
Yes! The first time you click it while you're posting you have to download something but it's so awesome. Just be careful with it, when i first got it I was correcting the quote too! :snooty: :rotfl:

Your tag made me laugh out loud!:rotfl:
 

I tried going commando but everything jiggled. :sad2: I finally settled on granny panties just a smidge too small to keep everything still and tucked in. And no thongs for me. I spend 1/2 my life trying to keep my underpants OUT of my butt crack. WHY would I want to put them there on purpose? :confused3

Excelent point.

Ummm.....Tig......your nose is out of whack again......

OK...this time I am REALLY going to bed...you people are a bad influence on me....You're all GROUNDED! *shaking finger*


BUT MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! :rotfl:
 
I tried going commando but everything jiggled. :sad2: I finally settled on granny panties just a smidge too small to keep everything still and tucked in. And no thongs for me. I spend 1/2 my life trying to keep my underpants OUT of my butt crack. WHY would I want to put them there on purpose? :confused3

Exactly. I wish someone would tell me what is comfortable about a piece of floss in the crack of your butt. Better yet maybe I don't want to know.:rotfl2:
 
I tried going commando but everything jiggled. :sad2: I finally settled on granny panties just a smidge too small to keep everything still and tucked in. And no thongs for me. I spend 1/2 my life trying to keep my underpants OUT of my butt crack. WHY would I want to put them there on purpose? :confused3

I'm right there with you. The goods need to stay tucked into the gutchies and no butt floss for me.
 
Exactly. I wish someone would tell me what is comfortable about a piece of floss in the crack of your butt. Better yet maybe I don't want to know.:rotfl2:

I find thongs to be more comfortable.. I guess I am strange... not becuase I wear thongs but I am telling everyone what kind of undies I wear! :rotfl:
 
Exactly. I wish someone would tell me what is comfortable about a piece of floss in the crack of your butt. Better yet maybe I don't want to know.:rotfl2:
I am going to buy some so I can try them out.


She'll be too tired to tag at that point. I have a lot of undies. :rolleyes1
Don't wear her out before she gets to me, ok? :woohoo:
 
More proof that I'm not a fashionista: My you know whats don't match. Can't say it for fear of tag.

What is this spell check thing? We have spell check?! I need it.

Off to bed with my sick self. Strep throat, ear infection, sinus infection. The TF certainly cheered up my miserable day. :)
 
:eek: Even I didn't poke through your drawers when we roomed together for that week. SPF might just want to give it a roll, though. :woohoo:

uhhh, no. Thanks, though! :scared1:
*~*SPF*~*
Awww, come on, you can roll my way anytime. :rolleyes1 ;)

More proof that I'm not a fashionista: My you know whats don't match. Can't say it for fear of tag.

What is this spell check thing? We have spell check?! I need it.

Off to bed with my sick self. Strep throat, ear infection, sinus infection. The TF certainly cheered up my miserable day. :)

Sorry you're not feeling well. :hug:

When you're replying to a post click on the A icon above the smilies.
 
Its from all that poking through the drawers.

Ya know....I just don't think there's anyway to say that without it sounding wrong.

:lmao: :lmao:

What's that poking in your drawers?:lmao: :lmao:
 














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