Who will be watching Emily Maynard the Bachelorette? No Spoilers PLEASE

[Imzadi]

She didn't like the daddy guy. She's shaking her head about meeting him.

 

[java]

So what would your entrance be?

I'm thinking Cleopatra style- big guys carrying me in

 

[Cat0727]

ooh Emily likes Arie!

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

NO!!! The dorks are just arriving!

Yup, the dork mobile has arrived!! Wow, there must have been a two for one sale going on that store because they all seem rather dorky so far!

 

[Imzadi]

Joe, energy guy needs to get right back in the limo. He's like an over excited stalker dude!

 

[Magic Mom]

They are all so awkward. It's sort of painful. And her fakey laugh makes me want to shove pencils in my ears. ehehhe, ehehe

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

What is with adolescent skateboard dude's hair! He looks like a walking chia pet.

 

[Imzadi]

Skateboard guy looks young enough to be her son. Does she need someone to play with Rikki?

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

I really don't care about emily's "journey" but if I don't watch, I won't get to snark about it with all of you.

Oh. Were we supposed to be here because we were interested in her journey??

Do they give these people The Bachelor/ette handbook with a glossary of terms..."journey" "amazing" etc...that MUST be used?

Woohoo - excited about this season!!

...I do notice Chris is still wearing his wedding ring. But he's kind of fawning over Emily like a fragile lil puppy.

It was announced fairly recently, and I'm sure this was filmed a while back. Maybe during the season we'll suddenly see him standing in the row of remaining bachelors, waiting for a rose.

 

[Magic Mom]

OMG make her stop that stupid laugh!

 

[Imzadi]

"I think I've found my princess."

"Me too. . . what was your name again?"

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

Is this season supposed to be a joke? Because so far, it's ridiculous...these guys are ridiculous. Except for Charlie, I rather like him so far.

 

[Imzadi]

Somewhere Brad is going:

 

[Cat0727]

Oh, this is awkward. >.>

 

[java]

ewwww

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

Um. I don't think so, Randy.

 

[Magic Mom]

That was the most stupid entrance in all of Bachelorette history. Hands down.

 

[Imzadi]

Did we just meet Norman Bates & his mother?

 

[java]

buh bye Wolf

 

[Magic Mom]

My friends call me Wolf, but you can just call me Loser.