I'm not too sure where to place this, but I thought the resort board would be as good a place as any. Least anyone think I'm some hick who's not been exposed to the finer things in life, well, I've traveled just about all over the world and stayed in everything from $20 a night hotels to hotels costing $500 a night and more. The one amenity I can't seem to comprehend anyones' desire for is nightly turndown service. Maid service and room service are all part of a decent hotel stay. However, I'm perfectly capable of removing the bedspread and turning back the blankets! As a matter of fact, I find the service annoying and usually refuse it. I mean, there I am, comfortable in my underwear, watching TV, then comes a knock at my door. There stands someone wanting to "put me to bed" like some little kid! Then I have to get into my robe (which is usually ratty since I spend my money on my vacation, not a designer silk robe to impress the hired help), stand there and feel like a fool while someone turns down my bed, perhaps puts a chocoate or a rose on my pillow (I'm allergic to both), then stands there expecting a tip! Or just perhaps my dh and I are engaged in, um, well... and there comes a knock at the door. Of course, We can put the "do not disturb" sign on the door, but that doesn't do much good. They just call you from another room wanting to know if you want the turndown service. Ever tried answering the phone while engaged in, um, well... Of course, you could chose to ignore the phone (but the mood's broken now, might as well answer it), however, if you don't answer the phone they just let themselves in with their pass key. Of course, you could use the inside door bolt, as we did once, but then they assume something's wrong in there. Obviously you must be inside to fasten the bolt, and if you don't answer the phone perhaps you're dead in there! So you still have to get up from, um, well... and talk to them through the door that you don't need them to turn down the blankets for you. Many hotels act like this is a great service but I could do without someone practically breaking down the door every night. Oh, and that's on top of the 3 times a day maid service! I mean, I'm not that big of a slob! There again, my privacy's interrupted anywhere from 2-5 times a day by someone performing usless tasks and expecting a tip. Once a day maid service is expected, however, some hotels over do it. I really can pull the blankets off the bed! What next, a toilet flush service? The next level in hotel amenities--a little string next to the toilet just like in a hospital. You just pull on the cord and someone comes in to flush it for you! Perhaps they could provide additional services in there while they're at it! I mean, some things a person would like to do for themselves, and taking the blanket off the bed is one I would rather do! Or I guess I'm just "not to the manor born". I'm one of those self-sufficient people. Oh, well, just wondered why some people think turn down service is so great? Or am I missing something?


Once you give birth, you have no pride so I don't care what the hired help see me in!



I, of course, have no annoying little habits!